Triceratops-kun: Wakana! Wakana-sama! Look at me! 
Raptor-kun: No, me! Look at meeeee! 
Triceratops-kun: Me! 
Raptor-kun: ME. 
 
Wakana: 
 *comes in between them* You guys, please stop this fighting! 
Triceratops-kun: Fine. But only if you say which one of us you love more. 
Raptor: Me, of course 
Triceratops-kun: Back off, evil raptor! Wakana-sama is mine! 
Raptor-kun: Herbivores are not worthy of Wakana-sama! Her rightful place is with a top predator like me! 
Triceratops-kun: I'll headbutt you so hard, you'll turn inside out. And then I'll stomp on you until your bones are crushed to dust 
 
Raptor-kun: I'll eat you. 
Triceratops-kun: Wakana will hate you if you eat me, because she loves me more 
Raptor-kun: Liar! Tell him that you love me more, Waka - eh? 
 
 Where did she go?! 
Triceratops-kun: Y-You ate her, didn't you?!! 

 BASTARD! 
Raptor-kun: B-BAKA! 

 How could when I was talking to your stupid face this whole time?! 
 
*from a distance, Wakana's voice comes*
Wakana: Ah~ 

 This - what a magnificent creature! 

 As I thought, there is no one I love more than you~ 
*Raptor-kun and Triceratops-kun: Haaaaai? 
 
*they turn to see Wakana cuddling against Megalodon*
Raptor-kun and Triceratops-kun: 
 
 
 
 It's hopeless... 
 
Wakana and Megalodon: 
 
*they scuttle over to the corner to brood*
Raptor-kun: Ah, women. 
 
Triceratops-kun: They always go for the jocks, right 
*rustling sound*
Raptor-kun: 
 Eh, there's someone else in this Brooding Corner? 

 i-I can't see through this miasma of dark despair 
*squints into darkness beside
Keiko: *shuffles out of darkness* Aaaaah. 

 So you guys got rejected too. huh? 
*Meanwhile in distance Wakana and Megalodon are like 
 
 and 
 
 *
Triceratops, Raptor and Keiko: ................. 
 
 
 *crouching together in silence for some time* 
 
 
#disclaimer: ok I 
know that's not a triceratops and also probably not a velociraptor...but I'm not dino-obsessed like a certain utahime, so sorry 

Also this reminds me of that crazy dating sim called Jurassic Heart where you date a T-rex bwahahaha 
 
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