The picture captions game!

[Bulmafox]

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Wakana: I'm about to go up to the secret attic, you guys keep a look out!

Hikaru: *to Keiko* I'm doing my job. Why aren't you?

Keiko: Hush. I'm almost done staring at myself.

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[LacrimosaRaven]

Hikaru: Keiko, we must plan to get more A-sides then Wakana
*Alfred Hitchcock - like murdering of SME CEO's occurs*

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[Bulmafox]

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Wakana: We're feudal samurai from feudal Japan. We're feudal because...we wear....feudal clothes....Yeah. Feudal.
Keiko: If you don't believe us, I'll slice your hand off.

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[tabete.mio]

Hikaru: Come one, come all and check this magia drink. Not only will this make your voice sound heavenly(blue) and sight clear as (far on the)water, it will also make you look like Wakana Ootaki of Kalafina

Wakana: Yes! It totally works. I tried it and just look what I have become.

Keiko:

Hikaru: Its limited edition so go get them while supplies last

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[LacrimosaRaven]

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Keiko: We've finally captured *the* Hikaru-Chan

Wakana: What shall we do with her Keiko?

Keiko: I say we keep her captive and force her to make us ALL THE GYOZA IN THE WORLD!

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[Kugayama]

Keiko: Duck!
Hikaru ducks
JR - quoting an old Looney Tunes cartoon "never eat duck".

Digging through the Rie Akagi archives:

 

[tabete.mio]

Rie: Every morning I wake up like this.

Picture from: Putschki1969

 

[Kugayama]

"Let's all be Grecian urns" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ode_on_a_Grecian_Urn

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[Westkana]

Person standing in front: *holds up mirror* What do you think of this?
Wakana: That's a pretty fancy pizza dish, don't you agree, Keiko?
Keiko: Yeah! I love the super shiny surface! I feel like I can see myself in it!
The people standing next to Hikaru: I know, right? Let's all strike fancy narcissistic poses for it!

Hikaru: I'm surrounded by idiots.

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(Yes, that is Yuki Kajiura)

 

[Kugayama]

"This shirt was designed by the Japanese paper plane champion".

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[Westkana]

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I just ate a really sour gummy worm. I'm on stage right now, so I can't really show that I am cringing, so.... Be strong, Chiaki! You can do this!

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[tabete.mio]

Wakana: KEIKO! STOP SKYPING WITH MY MOM!

Kei & Hii: Hi Auntie



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[Bulmafox]

Wakana: *Must...not...tell...Keiko...how...hot...she...is...*

Keiko: C'mon Wacchan, I'm hot, aren't I? Say I'm hot.

Wakana: I will not.

Keiko: C'mon, *pleeease*?

Wakana: I will not!

Keiko: Pretty pretty pleeeease?

Wakana: I said no!

Keiko: I'll take you to see sharks.

Wakana: *grumbles* Fine, you're hot. Happy now?

Keiko: Yes.

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[Westkana]

Keiko: This is what you get for flirting with MY Wakana!! Mrgrgr!

Hikaru: It wasn't flirting, I promise, Keiko! I was just asking if I still had food on my face.

Keiko: That's what they all said. Prepare to die!!

Hikaru: *ducks for cover*

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[tabete.mio]

Hikaru: Oh my dear chair, why must you be only one in this room? *caresses chair*

Keiko: Hiichan its not yet your turn in the chair.

Wakana: Im so tired, when is it my turn?


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[Bulmafox]

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Wakana: Heellp! We can't get out!

Keiko: Wait, Hicchan, why are you so calm?

Hikaru: *filing her nails* Ehh, security will be here in five minutes

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[Westkana]

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Keiko: They closed MY gym early! How dare they!!!
Wakana: C'mon, Keiko, you've been going there literally every day for the past couple years. Can't you take a break for one day?
Keiko: No! One day will lead into two! Which leads into three! I can't give up my routine!!

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[Kugayama]

First Konno-san's violin, next the accordian...

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[tabete.mio]

Kaori: Hey someone give me a black cat too

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[Bulmafox]

Keiko: Hey Wa--

Wakana: Keiko, no. No. Do you not see you are one step away from being lewd?

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