Triceratops-kun: Wakana! Wakana-sama! Look at me!
Raptor-kun: No, me! Look at meeeee!
Triceratops-kun: Me!
Raptor-kun: ME.
Wakana: *comes in between them* You guys, please stop this fighting!
Triceratops-kun: Fine. But only if you say which one of us you love more.
Raptor: Me, of course
Triceratops-kun: Back off, evil raptor! Wakana-sama is mine!
Raptor-kun: Herbivores are not worthy of Wakana-sama! Her rightful place is with a top predator like me!
Triceratops-kun: I'll headbutt you so hard, you'll turn inside out. And then I'll stomp on you until your bones are crushed to dust
Raptor-kun: I'll eat you.
Triceratops-kun: Wakana will hate you if you eat me, because she loves me more
Raptor-kun: Liar! Tell him that you love me more, Waka - eh?
Where did she go?!
Triceratops-kun: Y-You ate her, didn't you?!!
BASTARD!
Raptor-kun: B-BAKA!
How could when I was talking to your stupid face this whole time?!
*from a distance, Wakana's voice comes*
Wakana: Ah~
This - what a magnificent creature!
As I thought, there is no one I love more than you~
*Raptor-kun and Triceratops-kun: Haaaaai?
*they turn to see Wakana cuddling against Megalodon*
Raptor-kun and Triceratops-kun: It's hopeless...
Wakana and Megalodon:
*they scuttle over to the corner to brood*
Raptor-kun: Ah, women.
Triceratops-kun: They always go for the jocks, right
*rustling sound*
Raptor-kun: Eh, there's someone else in this Brooding Corner?
i-I can't see through this miasma of dark despair
*squints into darkness beside
Keiko: *shuffles out of darkness* Aaaaah.
So you guys got rejected too. huh?
*Meanwhile in distance Wakana and Megalodon are like and *
Triceratops, Raptor and Keiko: .................
*crouching together in silence for some time*
#disclaimer: ok I
know that's not a triceratops and also probably not a velociraptor...but I'm not dino-obsessed like a certain utahime, so sorry
Also this reminds me of that crazy dating sim called Jurassic Heart where you date a T-rex bwahahaha
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