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Keiko: Wacchan!
It’s a misunderstanding! Please let me explain!
Wakana: There is nothing to explain!
Keiko: There is!
You’re reading too much on this!
Wakana: Oh now it my fault?
Keiko: No no!
Lets just talk. Please.
Wakana: We are talking!
Keiko: uh- Wakana lets have a talk talk. I mean, face to face.
I cant get through to you if were on the phone like this.
Wakana: Are you saying that I become stu*** when I’m on the phone?
Keiko: Er..
Honey, calm down, just tell me where you are.
I’ll come and get you.
Wakana: I AM CALM!
Keiko: Yes yes.
So please tell me where you are.
Wakana: And then what?
You’ll come here and say “Sorry, I’ll never do it again” And then its over. We can all go back to normal.
Keiko: Er.. Y-Yes?
Wakana: GO KNEEL ON A WASHBOARD! BAKA KEIKO!
Keiko: Wachan! Wachan? Wait! I’ll –beep- *call stops*
Wakana: Baka Kei-chan trying to call again. I won’t be easy on you this time
*turns off phone*huh. What now?
Meanwhile
Someone: huh. What now?
This is shaping up to be a bad day. First, my alam clock broke down so I woke up late, then I got on the wrong train, my manager scolded me for showing up an hour after the scheduled meeting and he was horrible, then Haruna-chan called saying she can’t make today just when I finally bought the tickets. And lastly, the best part, I brought gyoza good for two. Now I have to finish all these? Huh. What else can go wrong?
*Bang*
Someone: Ouch!
*Picking herself up from the floor* *thinking-what now?
* Are you alright miss? Here let me help you up.
HEY WAIT! Youre.. WAKANA-SAN!
Wakana: …
Someone: Let me help you.
*pulls Wakana up* *thinking-Ooh this bad! What if I hurt her? She might hate me. I don’t want that especially when I .. er.. you know
. This is horrible. Or maybe not.
I did get to see her and hold her.
So its good, right?* Are you ok?
No answer
Someone: Does anything hurt?
No answer
Someone: Did you hit your head?
No answer
Someone: Are you even listening to me?
No answer
Someone: Hey look there is a grandpa wielding a sword and a chainsaw!
*lying* How cool is that?
No answer
Someone: Do you hate me?
No answer
Someone: I knew it!
She hates me. What should I do now?
She wouldn’t even talk to me. I cant take this. I don’t want her to hate me.
Just when all hope is lost, the smell of gyoza filled the air.
Wakana: GYOZA!
Someone: Er. Yeah.
I have some here. Do you want one?
Wakana: I love gyo- HEY AOI EIR CHAN!
Eir: Yes that’s me.
*thinking-oh finally she acknowledges my existence!
*
Wakana: How long have you been there?
Eir: Er..
not so long.
Haha. So about these Gyoza.
Wanna.. maybe you could.. erm.. maybe
At the same time: Wakana: Can I have some?
Eir: Eat them with me?
Both: *surprised then laughed*
Eir: I know a nice place where we can eat them.
Let go there.
Wakana: Right~
In a Park/Farm/Zoo
Wakana: Ooh sheeps.
*Goes off to follow it*
Eir: *thinking- I’m so clever!
The tickets and my prepared lunch didn’t go to waste. And I get to see Wakana-san eat, even though she eats a lot. I’m so happy! We did so much together like riding pigs, feeding the lions, playing with monkeys and more. Its so fun and she’s so adorable
. Just look at her, chasing around some sheeps.
She seems to like animals a lot. Such a nice girl.
I think I’m falling for her even more.
This feels like a date. Eh?
Da-da-da-date?
Its not possible, is it?
*
Wakana: Eir-chan!
Look over there. There’s a photo booth there with a boy sheep and girl sheep. Lets take a photo to commemorate this fateful meeting.
Eir: F-Fateful?
Wakana: Yes, fateful.
I know we were meant to meet each other today.
Eir: Y-you know?
Wakana: Yes. And I had fun.
Eir: R-Really?
Wakana: Yes lots and lots of fun.
Eir: Y-You’re happy?
Wakana: Why are you always answering me with questions?
Haha. Ofcourse I’m happy. I always enjoy being with you.
Cummon lets take a photo.
Positions a stiff Eir on the boy sheep while she on the girl sheep.
Eir: *thinking-This is the best day of my life!
I’m so so happy right now I can just explode. Being with my beloved goddess like this
. I’m so lucky! This is the greatest! I cant hold my tears.
*
Photographer: Ok, 1, 2, 3, CHIZU
Wakana and Eir: Chizu!
After the photo shoot:
Wakana: Here.
Eir: Whats this?
Wakana: Some candies I bought from the souvenir shop while you were on a daze.
I’ve heard its delicious! This is a thank you gift from me to you.
Eir: Wakana-san!
You didn’t have to.
Wakana: No I want you to have it.
*holds Eir’s hand* You made my day Eir-chan. It was fun.
Lets do this again some other time ok?
Eir: O-Ofcourse!
And Wakana-san..
Wakana: Hmm?
Eir: I-
*is interrupted*
Keiko: Wakana!
Wakana: Keiko.
Keiko: Wakana.
Wakana: Keiko.
Keiko: Wakana.
Wakana: Stop calling my name already!
Keiko: But you got me so worried.
So I lost all words when I finally found you.
Wakana: You didn’t have to find me.
Keiko: No I have to.
You are my waifu.
Even if I have to search all of the atlantic ocean looking for you, I’ll do it!
Wakana: What am I? An extinct fish?
Keiko: No you are my beloved waifu.
Wakana: Kei-
Keiko: Waa-
Wakana: Kei-
Keiko: Waa-
Wakana: Keiko I still haven’t forgiven you about that photo.
Keiko: Ah that.
It was just a harmless photo with Ayaka. We were just hanging out last sunday.
Wakana: I was talking about the one with Elisa.
Keiko: Oh.
Haha. That...
Wakana: You were with Ayaka-chan.. ?
*starts storming away from the group mumbling incoherently*
Keiko: No Wacchan!
What are you trying to say to me?
Eir: I think she said
“The washboard loves you”.
Keiko: Oh.
And again with the chase?
But I’m her husbando. Its my duty.
Eir: hmm, must be tough?
Keiko: *smiling*I have lots of duties to fulfill.
But they are never difficult. Do you, by any chance know what they are?
Eir: Er- no. What are they?
*feels a murderous aura coming from Keiko*
Keiko: Oh you know,
supporting my waifus, providing for my waifus and the usual, protecting my waifu’s from pests that attack when given a chance.
Eir: Eeekk.
Keiko: *goes to whisper to Eir* You know what.
Eir: *uses the container as a shield against a very very close murderous Keiko* Ekk..
Keiko: You seem to be trespassing on private properties.
You should know how dangerous I can get.
Eir: *thinking-must flee.
But how about my feelings for Wakana san? Is this all there is to it?
When there is competition I’ll surrender immediately?
I’m not even worth all what Wakana-san said before.
I’m not worth her attention.
She’s better off with someone like Keiko-san who is strong and confident and can protect her. She’s better off without me in her life
… NO! THIS IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
I will not back down.
My feelings for her is stronger than this!
* I-I w-will n-not y-yield to y-you, Keiko-san!
Keiko:
Eir:
Keiko:
Eir:
Keiko:
Eir: Er, what is with this staring fest?
Keiko: You have guts. Impressive.
For now I’ll let you be since you strike me as a formidable opponent. And my beloved Wacchan needs me now.
Eir: Eh?
Keiko: From now on I’ll be watching you.
*goes off to where Wakana was last seen*
Eir: What just happened?
Suddenly:
Hikaru: ha.. haa.. ha.. haa.. Aoi-san.. ha..
Eir: Hikaru-san!
Are you alright?
And whats with that washboard?
Hikaru: ha.. have you.. ha.. seen Keiko.. ha.. anywhere?
Eir: Yes, she went that way. *points*
Hikaru: Thanks.. ha..
*drags herself away*
Eir: Um- take care? I guess..
Tsun-tsun Wakana is back~
/is kicked
And New threat to the harem appears /is kicked, slapped and punched by Aoi Eir fans
I confess I also got confused because of having too many stories so I decided to just have a stand alone one.