The Onion Game!!!!

[Verthand]

(our hero goes back to the fallings rocks village and is welcomed as a savior hero)

 

[ZoaKaizer]

( he is welcomed by the people and he proise the pple to uphold justice and eradicate evil )

 

[Black Sword]

(the female warrior suddenly gets sick!)

 

[Verthand]

(the hero thinks she is running out of magical energy and suggests to "replenish" it)

 

[Black Sword]

(female warrior punches our hero into the sky and tells him to find her some medicine, baka!)

 

[wormbook22]

(The hero gets some medicine for her ...)
Poor hero, his battery is running out but he always run into trouble

 

[Black Sword]

(the medicine doesn't work! the illness seems to be a curse!)

 

[wormbook22]

(The hero panics)
Wondering why the female warrior doesn't panic

 

[Black Sword]

(female warrior has confronted many situations like this in the past, so does not panic, but is too weak to help until the hero frees her from the curse)

 

[chrisgarci]

The hero now stares at the crimson sky...
He then screams a wish and prays yet they disappear into thin air

 

[Mwhlr]

(His prayers are (somewhat) answered when, moments later, a giant, yellow, homosexual duck falls from the sky and lands on top of him.)

 

[Black Sword]

(our hero realizes that what really fell on his head was a giant TROLL wearing a duck costume! he must defeat the troll to advance!)

 

[Mwhlr]

(Our hero's forceful upper-cut knocks yonder opponent under boggy sewage.)

 

[wormbook22]

(The hero takes the KO-ed duck to a priest and asks for help in exchange for the duck)
The giant duck must be heavy

 

[Verthand]

(the priest decides to take the female warrior instead and leaves the hero with the duck)

 

[Mwhlr]

(The priest removes his cassock and... What do you know - It's good ol' Sage Perv (or Father Teddy Bagwell as he's now called). He's come to deliver the female warrior from all her sins - and she's been a very naughty girl).

 

[Verthand]

the hero jumps on the sage and slaps him to mars, rescuing the female warrior and completing his next good deed

 

[Black Sword]

(our hero wonders if the sage is his nemesis, since so many good deeds have resulted from thwarting the sage)

 

[Mwhlr]

(Fairy Troll Duck emerges from his concussed slumber. He doesn't mind - it turns out he's unconscious most weekends after encounters with strapping young males. All he really wants is a similarly giant and hideous guy lover who will love him for who he really is - An obese, mutant half-turkey with a touch like a crusty cesspool. Perhaps an opportunity has arisen.)

 

[Black Sword]

(with the female warrior sick and likely to beat him up if he delays any longer, our hero uses his robot fist to punch the troll out of his way, and goes in search of a way to undo the curse)