The Onion Game!!!!

[Black Sword]

(female warrior is horrified that her husbando would want to do take her soul and put it in a robot)

 

[Verthand]

(the hero explains that he would take rly good care of her body)

 

[Black Sword]

(female warrior is about to try to find out if you can kill a ghost)

 

[Verthand]

(the hero hides behind the robot)

 

[Black Sword]

(female warrior throws our hero into the robot)

 

[Verthand]

(the hero soul fuses with robot and he completes the 2nd good task)

 

[Black Sword]

(female warrior reminds our hero this is his third good deed)

 

[wormbook22]

(The hero thinks the 3rd good deed should be to seperate his soul from the robot b/c his main body can't move without a soul)
Poor our hero

 

[Black Sword]

(with robot body, hero and female warrior travel onward to a village that has trouble with falling rocks)

 

[Verthand]

(the hero forget about the rocks and starts going after the village wenchs)

 

[Black Sword]

(female warrior is not pleased with pervy hero and is going to end up becoming a tsundere soon)

 

[wormbook22]

(Hero smells danger somehow and stops flirting)
So our onion is a perv, huh

 

[Mwhlr]

Re:

(Enter the old perverted Scottish sage! He's been admiring the hero's *work* from afar!)

 

[Black Sword]

(female warrior sends Scottish sage flying with one megaton punch)

 

[Mwhlr]

(That's OK though, because he enjoys the pain.)

 

[Black Sword]

(female warrior forces hero to go with her to find the source of falling rocks and stop them from falling)

 

[Mwhlr]

(Perv sage sneaks after them, keeping his distance.)

 

[Verthand]

(the 3 of them find out that the source of the falling rocks is a giant shaking bed on the top of the mountain)

 

[Mwhlr]

(Perv sage is MOST interested in why exactly the bed is shaking in the first place)

 

[wormbook22]

(He finds out that the bed is shaking b/c a onion is tied onto the bed)