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Mwhlr
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(The perv can't take much more of this excitement)
(The perv can't take much more of this excitement)Black Sword
Sailor Yuki
(female warrior tells sage to put giant 
onion to sleep)
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Mwhlr
Guest
(From his oversized man-purse, sage perv produces a handkerchief and a half empty bottle of chloroform.)Black Sword
Sailor Yuki
(our hero and the female warrior are both appalled!)
(the sage gives them to our hero to him put the giant onion to sleep and stop the falling rocks)Black Sword
Sailor Yuki
(our hero wonders if his body is really worth getting back)Black Sword
Sailor Yuki
(our hero uses the sage's items on the giant onion)
The sage's items have opposite effect and the giant onion gets stronger and free himself from the bed
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Mwhlr
Guest
(Sage perv gets naked.)Black Sword
Sailor Yuki
(the hero and the female warrior are horrified)
(the giant onion gets too scared bk of the sage and runs away)Black Sword
Sailor Yuki
(our hero checks to see if this counts as a good deed or a bad one)
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Mwhlr
Guest
The sage is wiggling around naked in the background.Black Sword
Sailor Yuki
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Mwhlr
Guest
(He's home!!!!)
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wormbook22
Guest
(Sage's last words of wisdom to our hero: "Your robot body will run out of battery in 1 more month")
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Mwhlr
Guest
(Seeing as the battery life is printed on the robot's ass, the hero isn't quite sure how the Sage acquired this information...)
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wormbook22
Guest
(The sage didn't tell the hero that he was the one who made that robot, which is exactly why it runs out of battery so early)I think the robot will break down before its battery runs out, though
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Sailor Yuki
(our hero realizes that leaving the sage in jail adds another good deed to the list, so he now has five)