h:i would probably scatter all the onion pieces as i chop it. i'm sure of this.
w: you undoubtedly feel this way? how?
h: i think i'm sure. ah, this subject is sensitive.
k: i understand
w: wow, only that?! keiko and hikaru-- wait not keiko. it seems like it's a sensitive subject, hikaru.i fall victim to this subject, too. (the onion thing happens to her, too.)
k: can't you just use that material?
h: material? processor?! (processor means onion chopper) that's crafty.
w: ke-chan!....ke-chan..the representative of this material! anyways, it's ok to use a processor.
*everyone agrees*