Corrupted wish game

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Your large plate of sushi appears in front of you, but these sushi are made of 80% wazabi. So after tasting just one, your mouth becomes fire and you run and run to the atlantic sea and drink, drink aaaall the oceans and you said : "well, I was really thirsty this time"...
because of you, there are no more water on earth. yay bravo bravo !

I wish I could have a violin and have time for learning how to play !
 
After that Kerahna is so bloated, because see drunk so much water ,that, when naoise, who has returned from a long journey, sees her start laughing so much that he rolls on the ground and falls from a cliff which was created when the sea gone down when Kerahna drunk it.

You have a violin and time to learn it but it suddenly brokes, and untill you search and find a store and buy a new one and return to home to continue learning, your time has ended and its time to start doing your H/W

I wish for the scholl latin teacher to fall into a comma for 1,5 years (so I could graduate without having to complete his super difficult tests)
 
The teacher falls into coma, but gains an astral body and starts haunting you with the tests every night.

I want my dial-up connection to boost its speed to 3 gb/s at the same price. Hello, torrents!
 
You get superfast internet speed, but your hard drive overloads and breaks,a nd you lose all your files! You get a new hard drive, but a virus attacks and fills it with belarus music

I wish for all February 29ths to be free days with no classes so i have more time to study for exam!
 
February 29 is once per 2 years so I dont think there is any reason for that wish , anyway...

Government announces three days ago (28Feb) that the 29th day of February will be free for the shake of Kerahna, for all the country, so you dont have school anymore that day. Unfortunately, when your parent learn that get angry (because as usual parents are against to their children's free days) and call the Prime Minister (or President) of Canada and tell him that if he doesnt change his command, they will stop paying taxes, The prime minister, full of fear, changes his command to "In February 29, all the university students will have classes from 01:00 to 24:59". So not only you end up not having that day free, but instead , really FULL of work :twisted:

I wish I could know how alliens look like.
 
Look at your mirror ! xD
nah joking haha
hey there are a leap year every 4 years, isn't it ?
 
LOL zuiyon XD

Aliens take george away to alienland where he gets to see all the aliens he wants, but is the subject of their science experiments for the rest of his life.


I wish it would be spring/summer here forever
 
Year 20**, The Global Warming in full blossom. Antarctic icebergs are no more, neither is Great Britain and other unluckily low parts of earth - but it's summertime forever! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I wantsome kind of charity concert in Minsk, with no Belarusian pop like Solodukha & Co, but featuring Yuki together with Elton John, Mike Oldfield and Genesis. And I can die a happy man.
 
Nick gets his concert, but something weird happens and he dies a happy woman instead. Family struggles to explain the situation and the news spreads all over the world. Yuki, Elton, Mike, and the Genesis guys blame themselves and never play music again


I wish every day was 30 hours long!
 
30 hours ? then you will have more than 20 hours of work every day =P

I wish I could master an element (e.g. fire,water or ice...)
 
You master the element of fire, but now you can't even take a shower because you'll die =O....(pool of lava anyone?)

I wish I can become a professional ice hockey player x]
 
You become a professional ice hockey player, but then you get sold to Canada where you freeze to death while surrounded by fangirls~

I wish I can get jobs easily without applying or interviews!
 
You easily and effortlessly find a job at a sweatshop. No interview needed :O

I wish I was more awake.
 
You forgot to corrupt her wish, naoise.

You eat a tone of sleeping pills (if you stomach can hold them) so you stay awake for the rest of the semester.

I wish I would be able to go back in time using a time machine and watch yuki though her carrier ( <=> watching her while composing and giving conserts)
 
You go back in time 15 years and watch Yuki's career but you get stuck, and you end up 15 years older when you arrive back and current time, and all your family don't recognize you anymore

I wish I had an unlimited tank of hot tea in my room~
 
You do, but it's 24 year old green tea flavor (ie rotting).

I wish Yuki would visit CPME!
 
First of all the acronym is CPM not CPME
Everyone here wishes that

Yuki visits CPM, and gets excited: lauphs with the funny things we have posted, checks all the lyrics (and provides us with the missing ones), congratulates us and puts a link to CPM in her site after making a 20 lines post in her blog about us. ^_^ *dreaming*.

I wish scholl was closer to my home and not have to walk 15 mins every day to go and 15 mins to return home.
 
Actually we called it CPMe at the beginning becase CPM is Central Park Media, an anime publisher ^^;

But everyone calls it CPM now, including the chinese community at baidu and fiction-junction.cn

your school lifts out of the ground and crashes down next to your house, flattening all buildings it landed on. A bunch of people die, and you have to live the rest of your life next to a school where teachers can see you through the window and bug you about homework.

I wish to be able to turn invisible whenever i want~
 
You turned invisible in front of everyone and someone called the police. Police didn't come thought it was a joke, but secret agents came ! and caught you into a laboratory to make experiences huhuhu. So you finished as a ginea pig in this laboratory and scientists reached their goal, they controled the invisibility DNA and create invisible soldier, invisible pets, trees, food, clothes, manga, TV, music, windows !! everything become invisible !!! So when you walk, you see nothing, and you knock everywhere everytime xD

I wish I could have all the manga I want !
 
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