awesome random quotes

~We work hard, we study hard, but we also eat hard, and then we play hard and sleep hard.~ (Colleague, 2013)

~When life gives you lemons, make some tea and squeeze the lemons into it and put ice in them. :tea: ~
 
"Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over." - HAL9000 in the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey.
 
A toast:
"To you coffin!...Made of an 1000 years old oak that I will plant tomorrow!"
Im sorry for I cannot remember neither the movie or an actor of this qoute.. :uh..:
 
"These same resentful people might also bring up that “you aren’t doing your share—you aren’t contributing to society.” While it’s impossible to have too much contempt for this beehive mentality, to avoid an argument you can answer: I am being useful! You can always use me as a Bad Example!" - an article about possum living
 
"You must have cried...you must have asked for that power to save your family...to save the people whom you care for...........therefore, use that power that you have now wisely. Don't become the person to make someone else cry."

Athrun Zala to Shinn Asuka, Gundam Seed Destiny.
 
When asked what is your dream...

I want to die a horrible, bloody death that's completely painless. ...I don't like ouchies.
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From Henry of Fire Emblem Awakening, a 3DS game.

LOOOOL. :XD:
 
"I ate your family" - sticker on the rear window of a car with a picture of a shark, where people normally have "my family" stickers.
 
in 8th grade my Latin teacher made us memorise some random quotes each week, and I recently found them :ohoho:

qui non est hodie cras minus aptus erit (he who is not ready today will be less so tomorrow) - Ovid

rident stolidi verba latina (fools mock the Latin language) - Ovid

and my favourite...

nuper erat medicus
nunc est vispillo diaulus
quod vispillo facit
fecerat et medicus
(Diaulus had been a doctor recently.
Now he is an undertaker.
What he does as an undertaker
he did as a doctor too.)
-Martial
 
Chantal Kreviazuk: "I don't wanna live forever, but if we could be together, I wouldn't mind infinity"

I really love this quote, it's from her song: Ghosts of You, it's a great song, you should check it out. The lyrics are very meaningful. :dote:
 
"And by “Answer questions” I mean that if you ask me a question, I will tell a rambling story that may in some way relate to the topic of your question."
--Patrick Rothfuss

From Downton Abbey...

"Well, if you're going to pay money, better to a doctor than to an undertaker."
"Never mistake a wish for a certainty."
"Sometimes I feel like a creacher in the wild whose natural habitat is gradually being destroyed."
"In my age one must ration one's excitement"
"We all live in a harsh world, but at least I know I do."
"Lie is so unmusical a word."
"If you're turning American on me, I'm going downstairs."

"The death of a culture is the death of a people." - FMAB

"Hmph, my slogan is irrational, illogical, indiscreet, after all." - Kirito-kun

"Today there is someone I must assassinate!" - Soul Eater
 
~If you can't hide it, girl, flaunt it.~

~I find that I'm closer to my forum friends then my RL friends.~
 
Death is the price we pay for living. We make that deal the minute we're born
--Shelley Peterson

99% of the people in this world are fools and the other 1% of us are in great danger of contamination.
-- Hello Dolly
 
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"My friend, since that is our destiny, we don't need tears anymore."








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"I thank God for this wombat soup." -Ned Kelly in the Ned Kelly movie, one of the only good parts. lol

"Doom, doom, doom, now go home!" -Teacher in Invader Zim
"Why does it hurt?!!!" -Zim
"He hit himself in the head 38 times with a brick, and then the brick split in half" -Roddy in Freakazoid
"What do they call poo gas in England?" -Cosgrove "Crud-vapors" -Roddy "I like that, crud-vapors" -Cosgrove also Freakazoid (two great shows that should have gone on much longer)
 
"Time is irrelevant to memory. How important that moment was to a person... I think that's all that matters" - I think it's from the anime Kanon, but I'm not sure. It's not a bad show but I love that quote.

"A lie is truth until it is revealed as a lie" - Some unnamed character in Ergo Proxy. Legit quote.

"If I was burning with endless anger yesterday I should expect it back, right?" - Lyric from Signal. I love that song, so much.
 
"it is scientifically impossible to have enough books." --Pat Rothfuss

"Loss and gain are Siamese twins, joined at the heart. So are death and life, hell and paradise" --Carlos Eire

"There are four types of people: those who never board the wrong bus, those who always board the wrong bus, and then those who, upon boarding the wrong bus, immediately switch to the correct one. As for the last, they are those who, even if they are on the wrong bus, continue their journey." --Piece
 
"Then there were side effects." -Prof in Gotham" yeah death." -Gordon lol wow, one of the best parts in the show so far.
 
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