awesome random quotes

[Kugayama]

https://twitter.com/JamieDMJ/status/464330006320394240

Sea lions are faster than humans on both land and sea, so if you face one in a triathlon, you really need to make up time on the cycling.

 

[Kugayama]

https://twitter.com/guy_kun/status/834573715186790400

;_;

[source: kobayashi-san chi no maid dragon]

 

[Kugayama]

https://twitter.com/TheGhibliMuseum/status/834581829911007235

Legendary quote

 

[casarina26]

"If you smell the fragrance of the flower, do not ask for whom it blooms".

 

[Kugayama]

https://twitter.com/ddblue0/status/852010509045874688

"Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating."

 

[Kugayama]

https://twitter.com/BanjoMcNabb/status/852901129889488900
I brought sushi for lunch but my chopsticks are at home. #firstworldproblems

 

[Kugayama]

https://twitter.com/ozAntinnippon/status/869146794936066048

Would rather die loving than live hating.

 

[Kugayama]

A good theoretician's imagination seems to be a fetid, steaming swamp, filled with the buzzing insects of quantum mechanics, the alligators of general relativity, the floating islands of Newtonian mechanics, and, yes, the occasional unidentified, half-seen scaly beast.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2017/11/ringing-black-holes-may-glow-in-the-dark/

 

[Kugayama]

https://lifehacker.com/im-brian-fox-author-of-the-bash-shell-and-this-is-how-1820510600

What’s your best time-saving shortcut or life hack?
Listening when other people talk.

 

[Kugayama]

https://twitter.com/misterandmisfit/status/943319467110449152

My superpower is removing cucumber from a sandwich without it falling apart

 

[Corpse Princess]

I really love this one.

"I may not be able to see you, there may be hundred of miles between us but I'll always be watching your way, I'll always be watching over you forever. I Promise." - Makarov (fairy tail)

 

[LianaIlia36]

In Agents of Shield Fitz and Hunter were trying to break into a government facility and they were carrying these metal boxes. Hunter almost dropped one and Fitz goes: "Careful! They could go off at any moment, they are highly sensitive" or something, and then Hunter says "You know there's no going back after this" Fitz nods, they put down the containers and he says "Release the ferrets!" lol I died, my sister has had ferrets many times, so this was amusing to me.

 

[Kugayama]

"Some onomatopoeic terms even translate across language barriers — once you learn mushi-atsui is the Japanese word for "humid", it sort of makes sense."

Source URL may be Not Suitable For Work (NSFW), even though it is from a reputable news site:

Spoiler

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-03-...ing-a-history-of-australian-sex-terms/9492856