^ Awwww, ganbatte, Keiko~
Wakana won't be able to resist you forever~
Now that I think about it, the whole face-poke accident may not have been an ‘accident’ after all...
...it might have been part of: -
- Operation Guilt-Trip: Keiko’s Devious Master Plan to Demolish the Wall of Resistance -
*The night before Operation Guilt-Trip commencement, in Keiko’s secret planning headquarters basement*
Keiko: Fufufufufufufu, after so many days of planning I have finally succeeded in devising the ultimate plan of attack~ I may have to bear some small pain but in the end it’ll be worth it...
*looks at picture of Wakana on the wall* I have you now, my pretty~
…fuahahaha…hahhahahaha…HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
-Operation Commence-
Keiko: Oh hey, Wacchan, what might you be looking at over there~
*thinking* Must lean in at the right angle and position~
*As predicted, Wakana’s hand swings along the exact trajectory Keiko has been calculating for the last several nights, based on crucial information obtained about Wakana’s arm length, muscle strength, angle of joint at the elbow, etc. from the medical document which Keiko managed to steal from the high-security vault at Sony*
*three seconds to impact...*
*...two...*
*...one...*
*SQUISH*
Keiko: OWWWWWWWWWWWW
My face! Oh it hurts! Oh the pain!
Wakana: *seeing Keiko in excruciating, agonising pain* OHMAIGAWD KEIKO I’M SO SORRY, I’M SO SORRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Keiko: Gack…Gah…the pain…is too much…gasp…I – I see a light…A voice is calling me… farewell, cruel world…though I am too young…
*hacking cough*
Wakana: OMG
Keiko: Ahhh…Wakana, it’s okay, even if I die by your hand, I’ll die happy…
*choking heroically*
Wakana: OHMIGOD NOOOOOOOOO
Forgive me Keiko!! How could I ever make it up to you?!! I’ll do anything! Anything you say!
Keiko: ….anything…?
Wakana: …yes, anything!
Keiko: The only way you can possibly even begin to make up for the physical damage and psychological trauma I have just been through…
Wakana: Yes?!
Keiko:…is with your love, Wacchan~~~
Wakana: ……………………….
……………………….
*Day Two of Operation Guilt-Trip*
*Keiko waltzes into the room*
Keiko: Good morning, minna~~~
Wakana: *GLOMP* KEI-CHANNNNNN~~~~~~~~~ DAISUKIIIIIIIIII deeesu~~~~ Are you feeling better now? I’m so glad you’re okay! Stand next to me for the photo, yeah~~
*showers Keiko with hugs and words of endearment*
Keiko: *in her head: * Suuuuure Wacchan~
*grabs her waist*
*The pair act lovey-dovey for the rest of the week*
- Operation: End - SUCCESS -
Meanwhile…
Hikaru: *looking at the other two* Why do I get the distinct impression I’ve missed something...?
…Again…?
Poor Hikaru got left out again...