05:36:54 ‹kajiuran6777›
05:37:02 ‹kajiuran6777› There was a spider crawling on my shirt
05:37:14 ‹Kugayama› wormbook?
05:37:19 ‹arq›
05:37:21 ‹TK› EEEKS!!!
05:37:26 ‹Megy›
05:37:27 * kajiuran6777 changes nickname to Black Sword
05:37:30 * TK smacks 4777
05:37:40 ‹Black Sword› I have no idea where it came from but it scared the crap out of me
05:37:45 * TK smacks and paws at black sword
05:37:46 ‹arq› blackie
05:37:48 ‹Black Sword› I blew it off, but now I don't know where it landed
05:37:49 ‹Kugayama› hi Black Sword
05:38:02 ‹Megy› Blackie-kun
05:38:08 ‹TK› better than coyotes
05:38:11 ‹Megy› oh my blackie, youre such a girl
05:38:15 * Megy flees
05:38:52 ‹TK›
05:39:00 ‹Black Sword› arqie
05:39:03 ‹Black Sword› Kuga-sama
05:39:09 ‹Black Sword› Megy-chan
:knife
05:39:15 * Black Sword puts a spider on Megy's shoulder
05:39:27 ‹Megy›
05:39:29 ‹Megy›
05:39:58 ‹TK› Megy!
spiders are dangerous creatures!
05:40:04 ‹Black Sword› Well, since Megy's here, it's time for....
05:40:09 ‹Black Sword› ASSASSIN MAHOU SHOUJO MEGY!
05:40:14 * Black Sword puts on the OP
05:40:17 ‹Megy› i know tk
05:40:35 ‹TK›
coyotes are scarier
05:40:49 ‹Black Sword› When last we saw our brave heroine she was....
05:40:50 ‹Megy›
no they arent
05:41:02 ‹Black Sword› Megy:
I can't flyyyyyyyyyyy
05:41:11 ‹TK›
are too. they like possessed worlves
05:41:24 ‹Black Sword› ...falling from a building to her inevitable doom! But suddenly... something flies across the screen and catches Megy before she hits the ground!
05:41:46 ‹Black Sword› Megy:
I'm saved, but who...
but you're...?!
05:41:52 ‹Black Sword› Megy's savior is revealed to be...
05:42:01 ‹Megy›
yeah, but spiders
05:42:04 ‹Black Sword› IB:
Megy-san, I've come to rescue you!
05:42:19 ‹Megy› LOL
05:42:27 ‹arq›
05:42:29 ‹Black Sword› Megy:
When did you become a mahou shoujo, birdie?!
05:42:33 * Kugayama thought that a giant spider was going to rescue Megy
05:42:43 ‹Black Sword› (Megy is calling IB birdie, not me,)
05:42:56 ‹Megy› looooooooool kuga
05:43:00 ‹Black Sword› IB: Oh, you remember when that building fell on Fergie's head a couple episodes ago?
05:43:05 ‹Megy› that wouldnt be a rescue but a murder then
05:43:06 ‹TK›
but coyotes...
05:43:22 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Yeah, I do. Wait, you don't mean--
05:43:30 ‹Black Sword› IB: yeah, I was inside
05:43:37 ‹Black Sword› Megy: But then that means
05:43:37 ‹arq› *arq is staying out of this blackie already broke the fourth wall
05:43:46 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Ugh, flashback sequences
05:44:02 ‹Black Sword› Flashback to the battle between Megy and Fergie, right before the building fell!
05:44:25 ‹Black Sword› IB: Official Kalafina Keiko wig!
Wait...
Why is the building shaking?
05:44:28 ‹Black Sword› IB looks outside
05:44:43 ‹Black Sword› IB:
THE BUILDING IS FALLING
05:45:08 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: Say
05:45:14 ‹Black Sword› IB:
Wait, you're real?
05:45:34 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: yes, yes, but shouldn't you make a wish? I mean, otherwise the building will fall
05:45:51 ‹Black Sword› IB:
um, um, um
WE'RE FALLING!
05:45:56 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\:
any time now
05:46:11 ‹Black Sword› IB: I WISH I COULD FLY AWAY FROM THIIIIIIIS
05:46:22 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: Sure.
05:46:23 ‹Megy› official keiko wig
05:47:29 ‹Black Sword› Transformation sequences follows as IB transforms into a mahou shoujo version of Haruna Luna's sora wa takaku kaze wa utau dress!
05:47:45 ‹Black Sword› IB: And that's the story.
Now I'm an official mahou shoujo!
05:47:55 ‹Black Sword› Megy:
Birdie
05:47:59 ‹Black Sword› IB: Yes Megy-san?
05:48:26 ‹Black Sword› Megy: BAD BIRDIE! BAD!
IB:
But but but... I didn't want my Keiko wig to get damaged
05:48:48 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Not that! I'm mad you didn't get me one!
05:49:07 ‹Megy›
05:49:44 ‹Black Sword› IB:
I'm sorryyyyyyyyyyyyy Megy: Yeah, well-- IB, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GO-
05:50:14 ‹Black Sword› Unfortunately, due to her tears, IB stopped paying attention and flew herself and Megy into an office building! Confused office workers stare at the girls
05:50:24 ‹Black Sword› Office workers
05:50:47 ‹Black Sword› Megy: ....Birdie...
05:50:54 ‹Black Sword› IB:
Yes, Megy-san?
05:51:27 ‹Black Sword› Megy: We're going to have a little talk.
About how I really don't want to be seen in a mahou shoujo outfit and how you should pay attention when you fly
05:51:35 ‹Black Sword› Megy: But first....
05:51:51 ‹Black Sword› Megy takes a deep breath and channels all of her Keiko fangirlism into a single Keiko imitation moment!
05:52:07 ‹Black Sword› Megy:
05:52:28 ‹Black Sword› The office workers are overwhelmed by the power of Megy's imitation!
05:52:43 ‹Black Sword› Megy: and now it's time for.... retreeeeeeat!
05:53:00 ‹Black Sword› Megy grabs IB by the collar and runs out while the office workers are too busy being overwhelmed!
05:53:23 ‹Black Sword› Later, at Megy's house....
05:53:45 ‹Black Sword› IB:
Megy: What did you learn?
IB: To pay attention where I'm going when I'm flying
05:54:25 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Good. So, what else can you do besides fly? IB:
I can...
I can...
....uh oh
05:54:53 ‹Black Sword› Megy:
I have a horrible feeling I know what's coming but... what uh oh?
05:55:12 ‹Black Sword› IB: Um... it's maybe possible I.... can only fly?
05:55:15 ‹Black Sword› Megy:
05:55:50 ‹Black Sword› Megy: So you have no combat abilities?
IB: Um, I can drop stuff! Yeah, like bombs and stuff, like that other magical girl!
05:56:36 ‹Black Sword› Megy:
um, that other magical girl, she had a place to hold all those bombs and stuff. You don't. IB: ...I can fly you places!
05:57:46 ‹Black Sword› Megy: ....well, at least I don't have to worry about getting thrown off buildings anymore.
Oy, twerp. Where are you? /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\:
Megy: Stop eating my food.
05:58:38 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: What do you want? Megy: An explanation. Why is Birdie pretty much an airplane without an in-flight movie? IB:
But, um, wait! You could watch movies on my table- Megy:
05:58:52 ‹Black Sword› IB: ...right, no in-flight movie
05:59:18 ‹Megy› lol
05:59:22 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: Like that other show, your wish reflects your powers. You wished to protect everyone, so you were given combat powers to make that possible. Your friend wanted to fly, so...
05:59:49 ‹Black Sword› Megy: ...Birdie. The next time you see an evil little twerp granting wishes, may a better wish
06:00:20 ‹Black Sword› Suddenly, the window breaks!
06:01:02 ‹Black Sword› Megy:
THOSE STUPID KIDS, PLAYING SOCCER AND BREAKING MY WINDOWS AGAIN!
I'M GOING TO USE THEM FOR TARGET PRACTICE!
06:01:20 ‹Black Sword› IB: Um, Megy-san
Isn't that Verthand's shoe?
06:01:24 ‹Black Sword› Megy: What?
06:01:39 ‹Black Sword› Someone has thrown Verty's shoe throw Megy's window and a note is attached!
06:01:56 ‹Black Sword› I have your husbando. Come alone to the park. - will.i.am
06:02:37 ‹Megy› lool blackie, you managed to make that one very subtle
06:02:58 ‹Black Sword› Megy:
great. My husbando got kidnapped by the leader of the Black-Eyed Peas, Birdie is an airplane without an in-flight movie and can't fight, and I'm stuck in this anime. What else can go wrong?
06:03:28 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: the food you were making before you went to rescue the igo baby dragon burned your kitchen.
06:03:38 ‹Black Sword› Megy: ...I need a new job
06:03:40 ‹Black Sword› episode end