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Blasphemy. Blasphemy everywhere.
RIP Yane.
Tune in for the next episode!02:45:31 ‹Black Sword› Everyone tune in for the new anime of 2014, assassin mahou shoujo waifu megy!
02:46:15 ‹Verthand› man 2014 is at its end alredy...
02:46:20 ‹Verthand› so fast
02:46:47 ‹Megy› you want to say 2013..
02:46:54 ‹Black Sword› Yes, he does...
02:47:03 ‹Megy› and when did i get into this mess
02:50:28 ‹Black Sword› Admit it
02:50:35 ‹Black Sword› It would a hilarious anime
02:51:17 ‹Megy› ok i admit...
02:51:22 ‹Megy› but still lol
02:55:14 ‹Black Sword› first episode - I'm an assassin mahou shoujo!?
02:55:47 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Verty: mai waifu Megy: mai husbando
02:55:57 ‹Black Sword› suddenly, an explosion!
02:56:08 ‹Black Sword› evil anti-kajiurans invade the city of CPM!
02:56:22 * kajiuran3008 joins My room
02:56:26 ‹Black Sword› their dark ruler has sent his evil generals to destroy us all!
02:56:35 ‹Megy› you have to be kidding me, right??
02:56:42 ‹Black Sword› Obviously
02:56:45 ‹Black Sword› But it's hilarious, right?
02:57:07 ‹Megy› i am laughing out loud!
02:57:12 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Verty: Megy: mai husbando is such a wimp
02:57:27 ‹Megy›
02:57:50 * kajiuran3008 quit (timeout)
02:57:54 ‹Black Sword› mysterious figure: do you.... want to protect everyone? Megy: Yes, yes I do! mysterious figure: then contract with me and become a mahou shoujo Megy: but I saw this anime already! It ends badly!
02:58:13 ‹Black Sword› mysterious figure: look, do you want to save everyone or not? Megy: I guess....
02:58:32 ‹Black Sword› mysterious figure: good enough! now, you are a mahou shoujo!
02:58:54 ‹Black Sword› transformation scene as Megy suddenly transforms into... a mahou shoujo version of the To The Beginning dress!
02:59:20 ‹Black Sword› Megy: this looks awesome! mysterious figure: by the way, this makes every anti-kajiuran know you're around, so they're coming for you
02:59:28 ‹Black Sword› Megy: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
02:59:52 ‹Black Sword› mysterious figure: have fun! Megy: jerk! get back here!
03:00:20 ‹Black Sword› follow a crazy battle before Megy finally discovers how to use her powers
03:00:26 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Time to get serious!
03:01:18 ‹Black Sword› Megy: BEHOLD MY POWER!
03:01:28 ‹Black Sword› TE TO TE TO ME TO ME!
03:01:45 ‹Black Sword› all of the anti-kajiurans do the te to te to me to me dance until they explode!
03:02:01 ‹Black Sword› mysterious figure: by the way, now you have to defeat all the monsters
03:02:11 ‹Black Sword› Megy: I should have said no...
07:29:16 ‹Cerise› If you like classic dark Kalafina, aki, I think tsuioku will be right up your alley
07:29:26 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› kalafina and elisa, yamaki?
07:29:32 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› I look forward to it
07:29:42 ‹Kuroneko› It's like love child between Serenato x Sandpiper x Utsukushisa
07:29:55 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ›
07:30:22 ‹Cerise› To me, it's like serenato and sandpiper had a baby that had obbligato and pugna cum maga genes spliced into it
07:30:30 ‹Kuroneko› OMG
07:30:44 ‹Cerise› the three-part harmony in the chorus reminds me of obbligato's for some reason
07:30:46 ‹Kuroneko› That's the best description of this song I've ever read
07:30:52 ‹Cerise› and yeah the kajiurago reminds me of pugna cum maga
07:31:03 ‹Cerise› sorry for being weird
07:31:21 ‹kajiuran4292› Tsuioku sounds familiar, but I cant recall where I've heard it.
07:31:34 ‹Yamaki› nope ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ,
07:31:39 ‹Cerise› meanwhile misterioso is the love child of consolation and mirai for me
07:32:30 ‹Kuroneko› Hmm a review I read also said misterioso resembles consolation in some parts
07:32:33 * Cerise np: I have a dream
07:32:39 ‹Yamaki› mhhh
07:32:45 ‹Cerise› i think it's the drumming maybe
07:32:50 ‹kajiuran4292› Kalafina songs falling in love with each other and producing heirs. is
07:32:52 ‹Cerise› or the pace or something lol
07:33:03 ‹Cerise› Hey! We can have a whole song family now!
07:33:12 ‹Cerise› like Kyrie x fantasia = magnolia
07:33:15 ‹Kuroneko› Someone write a family tree
07:33:34 ‹Cerise› I imagine fantasia as the dad and Kyrie as the mum
07:33:45 ‹Cerise› for misterioso, consolation is the dad and mirai is the mum
07:33:52 ‹Kuroneko›
07:34:08 ‹Cerise› meanwhile for tsuioku, serenato is the mum and sandpiper is the dad
07:34:36 ‹Kuroneko› How about Kimi no Gin no Niwa?
07:34:42 ‹Cerise› Hmmm....
07:34:59 ‹Kuroneko› there's storia there somewhere
07:35:00 ‹Cerise› I imagine moonfesta x yane no mukou ni
07:35:08 ‹Cerise› AND OMG they're from the same single too
07:35:22 ‹Cerise› a-side x b-side love affair
07:35:26 ‹Kuroneko› Yane
07:35:37 ‹Cerise› moonfesta was like, yane-chan, don't worry even if the fans don't love you, I do.
07:35:51 ‹Kuroneko› We will never hear it live, won't we
07:35:54 ‹Cerise› and so they produced a child that would become even greater in the kalafina fandom to make up for it
07:36:09 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› consolation x mirai?
07:36:26 ‹Cerise› Hey, maybe it will be like lirica and utsukushisa and we will get it for Kalafina's 10th annversary or something
07:36:39 ‹Yamaki› Good night minna-san we have 3:36 am here I go to bed now
07:36:43 ‹Yamaki›
07:36:45 ‹Cerise› yeah, i imagine consolation x mirai to be like the bad boy x genki girl kind of pairing
07:36:47 ‹Kuroneko› We just have to wait another 5 years
07:36:49 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› night yamaki
07:36:51 ‹Cerise› yamaki~!
07:36:55 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› yane
07:36:55 * Yamaki quit
07:36:57 ‹Kuroneko› Yamaki
07:36:58 * Yamaki joins My room
07:37:04 ‹Cerise› meanwhile fantasia and kyrie are the 'cool parents' type
07:37:09 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› wormie disease
07:37:26 ‹kajiuran4292› This development
07:37:27 ‹Cerise› Oooh wait
07:37:36 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› loving this family tree
07:37:44 * Yamaki quit (timeout)
07:37:50 ‹Cerise› Kimi no gin...= moonfesta x yane with Kugatsu as an uncle whose genes randomly got mixed in too
07:37:59 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› I think there's some lirica blood in signal
07:38:06 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› ahahahahaha
07:38:31 ‹Kuroneko› Now I have a mental image with mini Kimi no Gin no Niwa songs running around with their parents chasing them around
07:38:54 ‹Cerise› yeah, like 'Listen to your discography elders!"
07:38:55 ‹kajiuran4292› ^ lol
07:39:17 ‹Cerise› And Hikari furu is directly descended from Seventh Heaven
07:39:34 ‹kajiuran4292› Seventh heaven
07:39:40 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› and kimi ga is seventh heaven's sister
07:39:52 ‹Cerise› So, Ongaku x Mata Kaze produced destination unknown?
07:40:00 ‹Kuroneko› So Hikari furu is Jesus?
07:40:03 ‹Kuroneko›
07:40:37 ‹Cerise› Hikari furu - light falling from seventh heaven
07:40:43 ‹arq›
07:41:20 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› oh yes cerise oh yes
07:41:34 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› and obbligato is mata kaze's twin
07:41:35 ‹Cerise› or maybe because seventh heaven is such a big powerful ballad, it was able to undergo binary fission and produced Hikari furu asexually?
07:41:40 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› they're both about ships iirc
07:41:57 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› OMG cerise you're cracking me up
07:42:00 * Cerise didn't study biology and genetic engineering in school for nothing
07:42:05 ‹Kuroneko› Oh my, the mental image
07:42:51 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› so oblivious is obviously the common ancestor
07:43:04 ‹Cerise› Magia quattro is Magia's alter ego...
07:44:02 ‹Cerise› love come down and progressive are cousins
07:44:18 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› symphonia and mune no yukue are too
07:44:18 ‹Cerise› meanwhile manten and distance are twins who were separated at birth
07:44:25 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ›
07:44:40 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› and ttb comes out of thin air
07:44:42 ‹Kuroneko› Manten
07:44:45 * ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ is hit with that flying table
07:44:54 ‹arq› ok this is weird
07:45:12 ‹arq› my order status went into "In Stock"
07:45:14 ‹Cerise› and then Yume no Daichi was spawned from symphonia lineage
07:45:20 ‹Kuroneko› there's some Parallel Hearts in TTB
07:45:34 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› ttb comes from the FJ side of the family
07:45:46 ‹kajiuran4292› The songs have clans?
07:46:01 ‹Cerise›
07:46:18 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› hanataba is the child of red moon
07:46:28 ‹Kuroneko› Geez soon we have a whole nation here
07:46:45 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ›
07:46:54 ‹Cerise› For some reason I feel like Alleluia is also a lovechild of Eden. Father unknown.
07:47:06 ‹Kuroneko›
07:47:43 ‹Cerise› and of course dolce = baby of lirica and utsukushisa, with intermezzo genes
07:47:59 ‹Cerise› meanwhile adore and Kyrie and sisters
07:48:19 ‹Kuroneko› Speaking of Hanataba, aki, you said you're seeing its darkness now?
07:48:31 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› wait...red moon and lacrimosa marry and have hanataba
07:48:43 ‹Cerise› Awwww ^ I ship this!
07:48:50 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ›
07:48:54 ‹Cerise› (lacrimosa is the girl0
07:49:01 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› @kuro yeah
07:49:21 ‹Cerise› Magia is the one with most split personalities - TV ver, magic mix, quattro, normal ver.
07:49:40 ‹Kuroneko› No wonder it's so wonky at times
07:49:56 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› and instrumental ver
07:50:19 ‹Kuroneko› What darkness, then aki?
07:50:31 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› uhh more like I feel it now
07:50:46 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› and whenever I listen to it there's like a pv that plays out in my head
07:50:54 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› where hikaru kills somebody
07:51:04 * ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ is buried under thousands of flying tables
07:51:06 ‹Kuroneko› Yandere Hikaru
07:51:21 ‹Kuroneko› I...kind of love it
07:51:23 ‹Cerise›
07:52:03 * kajiuran6223 joins My room
07:52:04 ‹Cerise›
07:52:14 * kajiuran6223 changes nickname to IB
07:52:20 ‹Cerise› IB~!
07:52:25 ‹Cerise› Just in time~!
07:52:30 ‹IB› hi again everyone
07:52:36 ‹Kuroneko› Birdie!
07:52:37 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› IB
07:52:47 ‹IB› omg aki.... you keep getting hit by flying tables
07:53:04 ‹Kuroneko› The debt is already piling up
07:53:04 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› they just keep attacking me out of nowhere!
07:53:09 ‹IB› kitty, cerise and aki
07:53:26 ‹IB› maybe you're a government official in disguise
07:53:39 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› bahahaha
07:53:44 ‹IB› run before wakana catches you
07:54:24 ‹Kuroneko› Somehow being chased by Wakana doesn't sound so bad
07:54:27 ‹Kuroneko›
07:54:33 ‹Cerise›
07:54:51 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ›
07:55:00 ‹IB› yeah, but it's the end result that'll make you regret it
07:55:01 ‹kajiuran4292› oh my..
07:55:10 ‹Kuroneko› O h yeah
07:55:12 ‹IB› oh yeah, we should fill in cerise, right?
07:55:15 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› hey what about aria and kagayaku
07:55:26 ‹Cerise› Hmmm...
07:55:30 ‹IB› ... are we shipping songs?
07:55:35 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› wuxia?
07:55:39 ‹IB› omg i love you guys
07:55:43 ‹Kuroneko› ...yes apparently, birdie
07:55:44 ‹kajiuran4292›
07:55:45 ‹Cerise› Oh, IB you missed the whole family we made
07:55:53 ‹IB›
07:55:55 * ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ has the log saved
07:56:00 * ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ will send it to you IB
07:56:05 ‹Cerise› Oh, good!
07:56:08 ‹IB› aki
07:56:08 ‹Cerise› But wait
07:56:13 ‹kajiuran4292› Can someone post it in the chat room logs?
07:56:18 ‹Cerise› what was I meant to be filled in on?
07:56:23 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› we've made red moon x lacrimosa official
07:56:24 ‹IB›
07:56:26 ‹Kuroneko› Wuxia!FJC
07:56:27 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› sure
07:56:28 ‹IB› omg
07:56:29 ‹Cerise› to 4292
07:56:37 ‹IB› red moon and lacrimosa is what?
07:56:47 ‹Kuroneko› They are Hanataba's parents
07:56:58 ‹IB› .... hmmmmmm
07:57:13 ‹Cerise› I also ship the moonfesta x yane no mukou ni pair that produced Kimi no Gin....with Kugatsu uncle genes also in there
07:57:15 ‹IB› ..... i can see it
07:57:35 * IB will stick with serenato/sandpiper = tsuioku
07:57:45 ‹IB› BTW I'M STILL LISTENING TO IT KITTY OTL
07:57:53 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› oh and snow falling has two personalities
07:57:57 ‹Cerise› Also Consolation x mirai = misterioso, which equates to a kind of bad boy x genki girl relationship in my mind
07:57:59 ‹IB› all i can think about is wuxia!FJC
07:58:01 ‹Cerise› OH YEAH
07:58:08 ‹Cerise› snow falling kajiurago ver. and normal ver.
07:58:15 ‹IB› LOLOL dat misterioso mix
07:58:17 ‹Cerise› OMG this legetimises my snow falling x Magia pairing!
07:58:21 ‹kajiuran4292› Wait is kuroneko = Black cat?
07:58:36 ‹IB› ^
07:58:46 ‹kajiuran4292› I didn't notice
07:58:47 ‹IB› omg cerise
07:58:59 ‹IB› what have i been missing out on while at dinner...?
07:58:59 ‹Cerise› Cos Magia always feels isolated due to the other songs shunning him because of his multiple personalities, but since his b-side snow falling also has a split personality, she is the only one who understands his pain
07:59:02 ‹kajiuran4292› Gomen Kitty
07:59:09 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› the mysteriously appearing ttb has a daughter silver moon
07:59:23 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› OMG CERISE
07:59:24 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ›
07:59:26 ‹Cerise› Yes, a secret daughter whom he tries to keep hidden from his true love, Manten
07:59:37 ‹kajiuran4292›
07:59:50 ‹IB›
08:00:02 ‹IB› that's.... quite the secret
08:00:43 ‹Cerise› meanwhile, he is unaware that manten also has a secret child...let the stars fall down
08:00:50 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ›
08:00:52 ‹Cerise› This is quite a scandalous family
08:01:00 ‹kajiuran4292›
08:01:08 ‹IB› such drama...
08:01:23 ‹kajiuran4292› Sounds interesting
08:01:29 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› kagayaku, aria and gloria are triplets
08:01:38 ‹IB› @kitty i think wuxia!FJC will end up being 100% drama
08:01:48 ‹IB› triplets... i can totally see that
08:01:51 ‹Cerise› meanwhile oblivious got some limbs cut off and they respawned starfish style to produce the interludes
08:01:51 ‹Kuroneko› I'M DOWN WITH THAT
08:02:02 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› eventually sprinter has a mid-life crisis
08:02:08 ‹IB› LOL CERISE
08:02:14 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› and becomes really melancholic all the time
08:02:16 ‹Kuroneko› wait, who is 4292?
08:02:40 ‹IB› btw, casa would rather it be drama, too
08:02:41 * ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ is dying this is too great
08:02:57 ‹IB› how many songs have you guys covered so far?
08:03:05 ‹Cerise› Hmmm...
08:03:08 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› no clue
08:03:10 ‹Cerise› a lot?
08:03:10 ‹Kuroneko› Wuxia!FJC drama?! Hell to the yeah
08:03:22 ‹Cerise› Ohhh wait
08:03:30 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› I don't think we've brought in kizuato, fairytale, ashita no keshiki...
08:03:31 ‹Cerise› door and i have a dream i feel are somehow related...
08:03:37 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› natsu no ringo...
08:03:45 ‹Cerise› yeah, the seventh heaven songs...
08:03:56 * Cerise np: lirica
08:04:02 * ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ thinks of something
08:04:23 ‹IB› seventh heaven is a giant family
08:04:44 ‹Kuroneko› Only in Kajiura fandom where song shipping is real
08:04:55 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› door calls yane over and they build a house, keeping kiichigo no shigemi outside as guard
08:05:08 ‹IB› it's because we're desperate enough to ship anything
08:05:11 * IB is
08:05:31 ‹Kuroneko› OT3, OT4, OT5
08:06:15 ‹Cerise› al fine is a descendent of intermezzo playboy x all the interludes
08:06:23 ‹Cerise› intermezzo, you player, you
08:06:34 ‹IB›
08:06:36 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› and overture
08:06:45 ‹Cerise› oh yeah, and finale as well
08:06:45 ‹Kuroneko›
08:06:49 ‹IB› only one true OT3 though
08:06:54 ‹Cerise› INTERMEZZO YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
08:07:09 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› and there is the lineage of storia->symphonia->yume no daichi
08:07:30 ‹Kuroneko› This is the most complicated family tree
08:07:31 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› and storia and hikari no senritsu are siblings
08:07:31 ‹Cerise› what about HnS?
08:07:38 ‹Cerise› ahhhh right
08:07:39 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ›
08:08:18 ‹Cerise› I think Ashita no Keshiki will be the ancestor of the storia/HnS line, then?
08:08:23 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› sapphire is descended from kagayaku
08:08:47 ‹Kuroneko› is it the other way around?
08:08:56 ‹Cerise› which one came first? :confu;
08:09:06 ‹kajiuran4292› sapphire came first
08:09:09 ‹Kuroneko› Sapphire
08:09:22 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› but are we really paying attention to release dates?
08:09:24 ‹Cerise› Ok, so kagayaku is descended from sapphire
08:09:41 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› then ashita no keshiki and natsu no ringo are siblings
08:09:41 ‹Kuroneko› well
08:10:08 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› but I don't really see how ashita no keshiki -> storia
08:10:12 ‹Cerise› hey....
08:10:22 ‹Cerise› what about...in your eyes and neverending? where do they fit in...
08:10:37 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› in your eyes is related to eden somehow
08:10:47 ‹Cerise› kotonoha is kugatsu' little bro maybe
08:11:06 ‹Cerise› Eden x Mune = Alleluia?
08:11:06 ‹Kuroneko› then te to te to te to me?
08:11:08 ‹IB› all the dance songs should be related
08:11:11 ‹IB› in your eyes and love come down
08:11:16 ‹IB› siblings?
08:11:16 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› I think neverending could be natsu no ringo's son
08:11:26 ‹Cerise› Awwwww
08:11:44 ‹Cerise› love come down and progressive are husband and wife
08:11:53 ‹Cerise› much to Utsukushisa's jealousy
08:11:58 ‹Kuroneko›
08:12:04 ‹Cerise› (for some reason I tend to ship a-sides with their b-sides lol)
08:12:16 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› that poor yane
08:12:21 ‹Kuroneko› They come in pair after all
08:12:27 ‹Cerise› Noooo yane has moonfesta to comfort her!
08:12:40 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› oh and yami no uta has an alter ego as well
08:12:51 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› but he keeps it hidden very well
08:13:18 ‹Cerise› ongaku x mata kaze = destination unknown for IB
08:13:26 ‹Cerise› aki???
08:13:33 ‹Cerise› yami's alter ego???
08:13:33 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ›
08:13:50 ‹IB› YES THANK YOU
08:13:55 ‹Cerise› Magia would like to know, please
08:13:58 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› The COURTESY WALTZ
08:14:04 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ›
08:14:08 ‹IB› ... i'd rather ship mata kaze and DU though
08:14:27 ‹Kuroneko› Because of the performance?
08:14:37 ‹IB› you know me so well
08:14:46 ‹Cerise›
08:14:59 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› and yami no uta and hoshi no utai are definitely those boys who are always causing trouble
08:15:15 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› mata kaze x DU = obbligato?
08:15:19 ‹Cerise› hoshi no utai is fantasia's little bro
08:15:32 ‹Cerise› Ongaku is jealous
08:15:36 ‹Cerise› of Du
08:15:41 ‹Cerise› for mata kaze's love
08:15:44 ‹IB›
08:15:52 * Kuroneko is grabbing popcorn
08:15:56 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› so maybe yami and hoshi are best friends who you think would be siblings but aren't
08:16:09 ‹IB› dat drama
08:16:28 ‹Kuroneko› So much better than tv
08:16:34 ‹Cerise› Ongaku: I am the most popular song on the setlist, yet why won't Mata Kaze pay any attention to me???
08:16:57 * ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ dies
08:17:30 * Kuroneko is already in heaven
08:17:33 ‹IB› you have to slip in SENPAI NOTICED ME somewhere
08:17:40 ‹Cerise›
08:17:49 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› not seventh heaven?
08:18:23 ‹IB›
08:18:34 ‹Cerise› so Mata Kaze is like walking along and notices DU sitting in (his??? her???) changing room
08:18:37 * Kuroneko is sipping tea with SH
08:18:46 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› oh and fairytale did as obvious did and created M01+02, M14, M15+16+17
08:18:54 ‹Cerise› Mata Kaze: hey, I saw your performance today. You were really great, DU. let's hang out, some time?
08:19:21 * kajiuran4292 is
08:19:26 ‹Cerise› DU: O-OMG! Th-THANKYOU~!! (thinking: SENPAI NOTICED MEEE~!)
08:19:34 ‹IB›
08:19:59 ‹Cerise› meanwhile, Ongaku in the shadows: I take one day off being on the setlist and THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS??
08:20:01 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› awhhh
08:20:09 ‹Kuroneko› Kala songs high school fanfic?!
08:20:15 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› anna ni issho datta no ni immigrates over the family
08:20:18 ‹IB› ^don't tempt me
08:20:35 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› the aunt no one really knows
08:20:44 ‹Cerise› All of the seventh heaven songs had their limbs chopped off at some point and produce the M-series starfish syle
08:20:46 ‹Cerise› *style
08:20:54 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› and can never understand her engrish
08:20:56 ‹Kuroneko› We still have our Wuxia!FJC to think about, birdie
08:21:09 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› M-series starfish style
08:21:16 ‹Cerise› @kuro and IB: write it quickly so we can read it!
08:21:28 * Cerise np: Ashita no Keshiki
08:21:35 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› I think we've left out haru wa kogane
08:21:44 ‹IB› after wuxia, okay kitty
08:21:45 ‹Kuroneko› I can't really write tho, Cerise
08:21:47 ‹Cerise› Haru and sapphire distantly related?
08:21:50 ‹kajiuran4292› No love for Oblivious?
08:21:59 ‹Cerise› Oblivious is the Great Ancestor
08:22:00 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› oblivious is the common ancestor!
08:22:08 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› Great Ancestor
08:22:13 ‹kajiuran4292› So old..
08:22:18 ‹IB›
08:22:30 * kajiuran4292 is by oblivious
08:22:31 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› WAIT I figured out the ancestry of storia
08:23:06 ‹kajiuran4292›
08:23:16 ‹Kuroneko›
08:23:49 ‹IB›
08:24:06 ‹Cerise›
08:26:17 ‹Cerise› In the beginning was the Great Ancestor oblivious, and the Great Ancestor was with Kajiura, and the Great Ancestor was Kajiura. 2 He was with Kajiura to in the beginning. 3 Through him all Kalafina songs were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was music, and that music was the light of all Kalafinakind.
08:26:39 * Kuroneko dies
08:27:05 ‹kajiuran4292› ]
08:27:09 ‹IB›
08:27:23 ‹Kuroneko› T-the Kalafina Bible?!
08:27:30 ‹Cerise› Oblivious begat fairytale, ARIA, Kizuato, Kimi ga Hikari ni Kaete iku and seventh heaven
08:27:40 ‹Cerise› and from the clan of the Seventh Heaven
08:27:49 ‹Cerise› arose all songs of Kalafinakind
08:27:57 ‹IB› THIS MUST GO ON CHAT LOGS
08:28:03 ‹kajiuran4292› The great truth behind everything
08:28:12 ‹Kuroneko› SAVE THIS LOG
08:28:14 ‹Cerise› whooooops forgot sprinter up there LOOOL
08:28:36 ‹Cerise›
08:28:52 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› SO
08:28:54 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› Historia: opening theme visits neverending one day but later is reeled back into the bgm family tree
08:29:07 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› storia grows up without a mom, then one day learns that she has many other sisters : tears, tell me more, where my story begins, until you find a light, and to the next door (whose father is historia: closing theme)
08:29:20 ‹Cerise›
08:29:24 ‹Cerise›
08:29:43 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› and when symphonia grows up she learns that she has a cousin that's just like her: a will to go on
08:29:51 ‹Cerise› storia has quite the backstoria
08:29:53 ‹Kuroneko› So much better than any soap opera
08:30:06 ‹Cerise›
08:30:07 * ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ dies at what cerise wrote
08:30:48 * Cerise np: intermezzo
08:31:22 * IB can't take it
08:31:40 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› this is suuch a long chat log
08:31:46 ‹Cerise›
08:31:55 ‹Kuroneko› Join me in seventh heaven, birdie
08:31:56 ‹IB›
08:32:01 * Cerise np: mata kaze
08:32:08 ‹IB› already there, kitty
08:32:29 ‹Cerise› ok, now I imagine mata kaze as the femme fatale type
08:32:41 ‹Cerise› being lusted after by bikie ongaku
08:32:42 ‹Kuroneko›
08:32:50 ‹Cerise› or delinquent ongaku
08:32:54 ‹IB› omg
08:33:08 ‹IB› please have DU be tall dark bishoujo type
08:33:15 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› oh and we forgot hikari furu also has an alter ego
08:33:19 ‹Cerise› XDDD
08:33:26 ‹Cerise› Oh yeah, sagitta luminis
08:33:30 ‹Cerise› and mirai as well
08:33:46 ‹Cerise› that's why magia quattro hangs with them, because they too know what it's like to have multple personalities
08:33:56 ‹IB›
08:34:04 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› tough life
08:34:18 ‹kajiuran4292› You guys should do FJ song family tree
08:34:24 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› should their multiple personalities be blamed on sis puella magica?
08:34:35 ‹Cerise› FJ, Parallel Hearts and Toki no are definitely married
08:34:35 ‹Kuroneko› Only in this fandom
08:34:51 ‹kajiuran4292› true
08:35:02 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› oh god I'm not going to get any sleep if we start on fj too
08:35:11 ‹Cerise› distance as established before is manten's long lost twin
08:35:17 ‹Cerise› eternal blue...hmmmm...
08:35:21 ‹IB›
08:35:25 ‹Cerise› Gatherway is an adopted kid
08:35:32 ‹kajiuran4292›
08:35:39 ‹Cerise› Synchronicity is a distant cousin of the Kalafina rock songs
08:35:58 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› oh and nowhere floats between the fj and kala families...he doesn't really have a place
08:36:05 ‹Kuroneko›
08:36:08 ‹Cerise› Yume no Tsubasa and Hanamori no Oka I feel like are sisters
08:36:26 ‹kajiuran4292› Hoe about Stone cold?
08:36:32 ‹kajiuran4292› how*
08:36:39 ‹Cerise› LOL
08:36:47 ‹Cerise› Hmmmm
08:37:02 ‹Cerise› stone cold...
08:37:22 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› I think everlasting song is the Great Ancestor for this one
08:37:37 ‹Cerise› one day progressive had a baby with eternal blue and produced stone cold? that might be inaccurate
08:38:01 ‹Kuroneko› Throw in Kala electronic songs somewhere
08:38:12 ‹kajiuran4292› A cross between two families.
08:38:15 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› hikari no yukue and lightseekers are twins
08:38:24 ‹Cerise› There are three clans
08:38:32 ‹IB› magnolia must be fantasia's child
08:38:36 ‹Cerise› the FJ clan, the Kalafina clan and the OST/BGM clan
08:38:46 ‹Cerise› @IB: we agreed that Kyrie x fantasia = magnolia
08:38:51 ‹kajiuran4292›
08:38:57 ‹IB› AHA YOU GUYS I LOVE YOU
08:38:58 ‹Cerise› Kyrie being the cool onee-san type and fantasia being the cool onii-chan type
08:39:04 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› and stone cold was so fed up with progressive's flighty behaviour that she decided not to mary anyone
08:39:23 ‹Cerise› there is obviously interliasons between the three clans
08:39:24 ‹Kuroneko›
08:39:29 ‹Cerise› which is disapproved by the clan ancestors
08:39:49 ‹Cerise› I.e. the Seventh Heaven generation disapprove of the younger songs messing around with FJ and BGM/OST
08:40:05 ‹Cerise› Even though the Seventh Heaven generation is somewhat related closely to BGM/OST clan
08:40:20 ‹kajiuran4292› So who is the great ancestor of the BGM family?
08:40:20 ‹Cerise› which is why
08:40:21 ‹IB›
08:40:22 ‹Kuroneko› Oh my
08:40:42 ‹Cerise› another reason for TTB and manten to keep their BGM children secret
08:40:47 ‹Cerise› Hmmm
08:40:50 ‹Cerise› canta per me?
08:40:55 ‹Cerise› or salva nos...
08:41:00 ‹Cerise› since it's like ALWAYS on the setlist
08:41:19 ‹Kuroneko› where does zodiacal sign fit in then?
08:41:28 ‹kajiuran4292› canta per me
08:41:42 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› oh god since watching noir whenever salva nos plays I think "uh oh someone's about to die..."
08:41:56 ‹Cerise› zodiacal sign and salva nos are rivals for being the most popular
08:42:08 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› if salva nos is the ancestor that makes sense bc its the most ancient language
08:42:08 ‹Cerise› but they actually have a lot of unresolved romantic tension between them
08:42:23 ‹Cerise› meanwhile mezame is just like
08:42:34 ‹Cerise› with her daughter, ensei
08:42:56 ‹Cerise› I swear and maybe tomorrow, sisters
08:43:00 ‹kajiuran4292›
08:43:24 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› secret game escapes to the fj/see-saw clan and hides with kioku...and eventually himitsu appears
08:43:31 ‹Kuroneko› and mezame's husband is song of storm and fire?
08:43:46 ‹Cerise› ^ OOOHH I SHIP!
08:43:49 ‹kajiuran4292› lol
08:43:56 ‹IB›
08:44:05 ‹Cerise› But MATERIALISE is jealous
08:44:24 ‹IB› so many twists...
08:44:41 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› oh that reminds me...I have a dream comes out of the shadows, but everyone speculates she came from the see-saw clan
08:44:54 ‹Cerise› Same with Mune
08:44:59 ‹Cerise›
08:45:07 ‹kajiuran4292›
08:45:13 ‹Cerise› Oh yes, fourth clan - See-Saw, the Lost Clan
08:45:15 ‹Kuroneko›
08:45:27 ‹kajiuran4292›
08:45:28 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› but then destination unknown may have come from the FJ clan
08:45:32 ‹Cerise› A legendary ancient clan preceding both Kala and FJ
08:45:46 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ›
08:46:07 ‹Kuroneko› This is getting big
08:46:09 ‹Cerise› Anna ni issho datto no ni was resurrected from this clan and joined kala
08:46:09 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› sometimes one from the see-saw clan comes to light, every few years
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08:46:30 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› exactly, anna ni becomes the aunt everyone visits
08:46:54 ‹Cerise› but of course the Kala songs were sceptical because See-Saw is meant to be the legnedary Lost clan, so anna becomes the weird grand-aunt whose engrish they can't understand
08:47:08 ‹IB›
08:47:17 ‹Kuroneko› some see-saw clan reincarnated as Kala clan?
08:47:30 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› exactly, cerise
08:47:46 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› houseki has a twin whose name is houseki
08:48:12 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› akatsuki also suffers from the multiple personalities cast by sis puella magica
08:48:17 ‹Cerise› I have a dream and Mune no Yukue are the prime suspects by the other Kala clan for being See-Saw reincarnates
08:48:36 ‹Cerise› Mizu no Akashi and synchronicity likewise
08:48:59 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› everyone keeps some distance from them
08:49:04 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› see what I did there
08:49:04 ‹Cerise› oh, and Yume no Tsubasa, etc. etc.
08:49:14 ‹Cerise› many FJ songs have split personality/twins!
08:49:21 ‹Cerise› which is Magia yearns to join them
08:49:36 ‹Cerise› however his love for snow falling prevents him from doing that
08:49:45 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ›
08:49:46 ‹Cerise› because snow falling is of pure Seventh Heaven stock
08:50:19 ‹Kuroneko› snow is falling is her alter ego
08:50:21 ‹kajiuran4292›
08:50:26 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› the merging of knk and madoka!
08:50:35 ‹Cerise› snow falling is the only one who isn't frowned down on for having relations to the BGM/OST clan because she is actually of direct oblivious lineage
08:50:37 * IB quit (timeout)
08:50:43 ‹Cerise› (i.e. the KnK connection)
08:50:48 ‹IB› torn between family and love
08:51:28 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› and yet another suffers from multiple personalities...honoo no tobira
08:51:53 ‹Cerise› where the lights are as well
08:52:09 ‹Cerise› and Hikari no Yukue has a doppelganger called Hikari no Yukue which is a completely different song
08:52:22 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ›
08:52:30 ‹Kuroneko›
08:52:45 ‹kajiuran4292›
08:53:09 ‹Cerise› Hikari no Yukue is married to where the lights are
08:53:15 ‹IB›
08:53:17 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› one day hikari no yukue and where the lights are meet and find out they are the same person
08:53:22 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ›
08:53:39 ‹Kuroneko› Narcissism to highest degree
08:53:40 ‹Cerise› paradise regained is where the lights meet's best friend
08:53:52 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› ahh swimmer is the Great Ancestor of the Lost See-Saw Clan
08:54:10 ‹kajiuran4292›
08:54:50 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› it was also the entire beginning of this great family
08:55:04 ‹Cerise› So swimmer is the Great Great Ancestor
08:55:07 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› without see-saw...nothing else would follow
08:55:21 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› the Great Creator wouldn't be creating music
08:55:28 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ›
08:56:07 ‹Cerise› Okay, so Swimmer is the Great Great Ancestor
08:56:22 ‹IB›
08:56:33 ‹Cerise› oblivious, everlasting song and canta per me/salva nos are the Great Ancestors of their respective clans
08:56:43 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› uta is believed to have sneaked across the borders to the FJ clan and founded the line that lead to sing a song
08:57:14 ‹Cerise›
08:57:21 ‹Cerise› all these illicit affairs going on
08:57:30 ‹Kuroneko›
08:57:45 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› canta per me and salva nos are married and share the rule equally?
08:57:50 ‹IB› so much drama...
08:57:57 ‹Cerise› yep.
08:58:11 ‹Cerise› I think canta per me is the girl
08:58:15 ‹Cerise› and salva nos is a dude
08:58:19 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› definitely
08:58:19 ‹IB› it makes me want to tackle wuxia!FJC right now....
08:58:26 ‹Cerise› WAIT
08:58:40 ‹Cerise› but zodiacal sign has always loved salva nos even though they're setlist ricals
08:58:41 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› There's a see-saw song called Heaven ancestor to seventh heaven??
08:58:43 ‹Kuroneko› tbh, I feel almost all Kajiura's song is feminine
08:58:43 ‹Cerise› *rivals
08:58:52 ‹Cerise› so when he heard that salva nos got married to canta per me
08:58:55 ‹Cerise› he got super jealous
08:59:01 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ›
08:59:06 ‹Cerise› and became determined to beat salva nos once and for all
08:59:43 ‹kajiuran4292›
09:00:21 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› but what of the elusive nansho clan?? where seiya immigrated from??
09:00:27 ‹Cerise› the tragic backstoria of zodiacal sign...
09:00:28 ‹IB›
09:00:36 ‹Kuroneko›
09:00:42 * arq quit (timeout)
09:00:58 ‹Cerise› Seiya travelled from a distnat land far across the seas and was allowed to be accepted into the Fj clan
09:01:09 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› along with hoshi no uta?
09:01:21 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› who gives birth to hoshi no utai
09:01:39 ‹Cerise› oh wait and hoshikuzu also has alternate ego/twin
09:01:58 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› pretty much all the everlasting songs have one it seems
09:02:05 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ›
09:02:09 * Cerise np: destination unknown
09:02:12 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› everlasting song has one
09:02:17 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› english vs japanese ver
09:02:25 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› but which is the Great Ancestor
09:02:28 ‹Cerise› SO
09:02:34 ‹Cerise› WAIT
09:02:45 ‹Cerise› Because everlasting song is the Great Ancestor of FJ clan
09:02:59 ‹Cerise› A lot of FJ songs carry the everlasting son gene
09:03:02 ‹Cerise› *song
09:03:08 ‹Cerise› which gives them multiple personalities/twins
09:03:48 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› we've been at this for almost 2 hours
09:03:55 ‹kajiuran4292›
09:04:15 ‹Cerise› In these two hours
09:04:19 ‹Cerise› we have created a WORLD
09:04:25 ‹Kuroneko›
09:04:31 ‹Cerise›
09:04:37 ‹Kuroneko› The World?!
09:04:44 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ›
09:04:44 ‹Cerise› YES!
09:04:52 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ›
09:04:52 ‹Cerise› THE world
09:05:09 ‹Cerise› Otherwise known as The Land of Twilight Under the Moon
09:05:13 ‹Kuroneko› A Cynical World
09:05:16 ‹Cerise› Where the Red Moon shines
09:05:29 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› cynical world is it's dark alter ego
09:05:34 ‹Cerise› in the sky of the Seventh Heaven above The World
09:05:45 ‹IB›
09:05:49 ‹IB› you guys
09:05:50 ‹IB› are so amazing
09:05:53 ‹IB› i am like crying
09:05:57 ‹Kuroneko›
09:06:07 ‹Cerise›
09:06:19 ‹Cerise› This is what I signed up to this website for
09:06:35 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› This has made my day
09:06:38 ‹Kuroneko› IB, we need to involve Cerise in our Wuxia
09:06:40 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› this has made my LIFE
09:06:45 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ›
09:07:24 ‹IB› cerise, are you up to it?
09:07:36 ‹IB› aki can help too if she doesn't mind
09:07:48 * kajiuran8316 joins My room
09:07:48 ‹IB› "This is what I signed up to this website for"
09:07:56 * Cerise quit (timeout)
09:07:58 ‹IB› cerise that should be my signature omg
09:07:58 * kajiuran8316 changes nickname to Cerise
09:08:09 ‹IB› ...
09:08:10 ‹Cerise› whoops
09:08:21 ‹Cerise› my browser suddenly went poop on me
09:08:23 ‹kajiuran4292›
09:08:26 ‹Cerise›
09:08:33 ‹Cerise› I would be honoured~
09:08:43 ‹Cerise› Although, I'm not that familiar with wuxia apart from what my dad has shown me
09:08:50 ‹Kuroneko› YES CERISE
09:08:57 ‹Cerise› like Legend of the Condor Heroes and Legendary Siblings and whatnot
09:09:13 ‹Kuroneko› It's basically like that
09:09:19 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› nostalgia and neverending have to be related
09:09:29 ‹IB› IT'S OKAY THAT'S ALL YOU REALLY HAVE TO KNOW
09:09:38 ‹kajiuran4292› mee too. i dunno anything about wuxia. but i'd love to read your stories about it.
09:09:39 ‹Cerise›
09:09:56 ‹Kuroneko› That series have ALL WUXIA TROPES crammed into them
09:09:56 ‹ᎤᎳᎪᎲᏍᏗ› are we transitioning from The World to wuxiaFJC?
09:10:08 ‹IB› just imagine keiko as zhang wuji
09:10:17 ‹Cerise› Hey, I think neverending and Yane might have some common ancestry
19:58:43 ‹Black Sword› episode 2 - what do you mean I can't quit!?
19:58:57 ‹Black Sword› the episode opens with a shot of Megy's house
19:59:07 ‹Black Sword› we see Megy's sleeping face up close, as her eyes open
19:59:21 ‹Black Sword› Megy: I had such a weird dream. I dream that I was a mahou shou-
19:59:25 ‹arq›
19:59:33 ‹Black Sword› Megy: WHY AM I WEARING THIS DRESS?!?!?!
19:59:35 ‹arq›
19:59:50 ‹Megy›
20:00:12 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Wait, wait, wait, I know, my perverted husbando probably changed my clothes while I was asleep. Oh, he's in trouble, he is--
20:00:24 ‹Black Sword› Mysterious figure: did you forget? you made a wish to protect everyone and became a mahou shoujo!
20:00:36 ‹Black Sword› Megy: YOU! You.... wait a minute!
20:00:42 ‹Black Sword› Mysterious figure is revealed as /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
20:00:53 ‹Megy›
20:00:54 * casarina lols
20:00:56 ‹Black Sword› Megy: You can't be here! We'll get sued!
20:01:03 ‹Megy› make me bully verty as much as i can
20:01:19 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: nah, my eyes are black, not red, so we're safe.
20:01:24 ‹Black Sword› Megy:
20:01:44 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: anyway, you have your wish and you're not a mahou shoujo. you have to defeat all the anti-kajiurans
20:01:58 ‹Black Sword› Megy: now wait a minute, you! I never said anything about--
20:02:04 ‹Black Sword› Verty walks into the room
20:02:18 ‹Ksatria Baja Hitam› the anti-kajiurans will appear near the doomsday
20:02:22 ‹Black Sword› Verty: Waifu, I came to say good morn-
20:02:35 ‹Megy›
20:02:37 ‹Black Sword› Verty passes out from the nosebleed caused by Megy's mahou shoujo outfit!
20:03:09 ‹Black Sword› Megy: ...mai husbando is such a hentai. Anyway, I refuse to be a majou shoujo!
20:03:43 * casarina dies of anticipation
20:03:57 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: I won't force you. but are you really ok with letting the anti-kajiurans do what they want?
20:04:38 ‹arq› OMG I LOL'D TOO MUCH
20:04:40 ‹arq›
20:04:44 ‹Black Sword› Megy: I don't care, I saw how this anime ended last time and I won't become Madoka!
20:05:26 ‹Black Sword› The city of CPM suffered damage from the anti-kajiuran attack yesterday, but everyone is hard at work fixing things. Megy goes foodshopping after finally figuring out how to hide the mahou shoujo outfit
20:05:47 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Oh, they have a sale on beef. I can make a good stew with that.
20:07:05 ‹Black Sword› suddenly.... AN EXPLOSION!
20:07:12 ‹Black Sword› People:
20:07:25 ‹Black Sword› anti-kajiurans: plot:
20:07:33 ‹Black Sword› Megy: ugh, why me?
20:07:44 ‹arq› why not type a onion script and then post it on the forums?
20:07:47 ‹arq› *an
20:07:56 ‹Black Sword› It's more fun to do it here and let Megy do that
20:08:03 ‹arq›
20:09:00 ‹Megy›
20:09:27 ‹Black Sword› the anti-kajiurans attack the people and everything becomes terrible!
20:10:40 ‹Black Sword› Megy: well, if I use my powers just one more time, it won't count as me being a mahou shoujo, right? Ugh, I have to save everyone!
20:11:46 ‹Black Sword› Megy: estima saria solte i yaria arima mistiosa mia arti kosa miya arti masa!
20:12:04 ‹Black Sword› Megy transforms into her mahou shoujo outfit that looks like the dress from To The Beginning!
20:12:21 ‹Megy›
20:12:24 ‹Black Sword› Megy: anti-kajiurans, in the name of CPM, I shall defeat you! TE TO TE TO ME TO ME!
20:12:46 ‹Black Sword› the anti-kajiurans all do the Te to Te to Me to Me dance until they explode!
20:12:57 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Meh, this is way too easy. Now, I just have to
20:13:21 ‹Black Sword› suddenly, Megy is sneak attacked by three anti-kajiurans who are not minions! they are.... THE BLACK-EYED PEAS!
20:13:32 ‹Black Sword› Megy: omgz: What, you didn't explode?!
20:13:35 ‹casarina› omg, lol
20:13:56 ‹Megy› loooooool
20:14:00 ‹Ksatria Baja Hitam› then Megy awakened her 7th sense
20:14:20 ‹Black Sword› The Black-Eyed Peas: We're much stronger than those small fry We'll destroy CPM and make you our slaves forever!
20:14:43 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Not while I'm here! I'll stop you! ...somehow!
20:15:03 ‹Black Sword› a battle ensues! the Black-Eyed Peas beat Megy up, 3 to 1!
20:15:11 ‹Black Sword› Megy: That's not fair!
20:15:33 ‹Black Sword› Megy is beaten to the ground and cannot move.
20:15:44 ‹Black Sword› Megy: This... this can't be...
20:15:55 ‹Black Sword› Black-Eyed Peas:
20:16:35 ‹Black Sword› Suddenly, Megy remembers her husbando! ....nosebleeding!
20:16:53 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Ugh, I am not this weak! I'm a mahou shoujo!
20:17:18 ‹Black Sword› A wind begins to blow as Megy's anger grows stronger!
20:17:33 ‹Black Sword› Megy: I'll defend CPM! I'll defend all of us who do not want to be enslaved!
20:17:39 ‹Megy›
20:18:36 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Mata Kaze Ga Tsuyoku Natta!!!
20:19:06 ‹Black Sword› Megy's new power causes a great wind attack that sends the Black-Eyed Peas flying into the air!
20:19:28 ‹Black Sword› They crash into the ground, defeated by Megy!
20:19:45 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: congratulations on your victory
20:19:55 ‹Black Sword› Megy: You! How long were you here!
20:20:21 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: Oh, long enough to hear "I'm not this weak! I'm a mahou shoujo!" We have a contract now. You have to defeat the anti-kajiurans for me
20:20:53 ‹Black Sword› Megy: I...I never said... I want to quit!
20:21:10 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: You can't quit. It's in your contract for this anime.
20:21:16 ‹Black Sword› Megy: What do you mean I can't quit?!
20:21:26 ‹Black Sword› Megy: I should have stayed in bed today
23:46:52 ‹Black Sword› We interrupt your regular programming for a surprise special episode of assassin mahou shoujo waifu megy!
23:46:59 ‹Black Sword› episode 3 - I'm an assassin!?
23:47:11 ‹Verthand›
23:47:22 ‹Black Sword› Inside Megy's house, Megy is on the bed, upset.
23:47:30 ‹Verthand› megychan adventures rescuing IB from the waihong pit?:
23:47:36 ‹Black Sword› Megy: I don't want to be a mahou shoujo. This ends really bad every time.
23:47:58 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: you shouldn't be so depressed.
23:48:08 ‹Black Sword› Megy: You! Stop eating my food!
23:48:16 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: I'm hungry.
23:48:22 ‹IB› wait, i thought qb didn't eat food...
23:48:30 ‹Megy› blackie
23:48:31 ‹Black Sword› He does
23:48:46 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Oh yeah? well, Te to Te to Me to Me!
23:48:49 * Equal afk thinks Black Swords Slander Quote was baloney
23:48:54 ‹Verthand› he eats lil innocent girls souls
23:49:02 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ is trapped into the Te to Te to Me to Me dance! he does not explode
23:49:07 ‹Black Sword› Megy:
23:49:32 ‹Black Sword› Megy runs outside to play
23:49:42 ‹Black Sword› Verty: waifu
23:49:53 ‹Black Sword› Megy runs over Verty as she runs away from home
23:49:53 ‹Equal afk›
23:50:00 ‹Black Sword› Verty:
23:50:12 ‹Megy›
23:50:22 ‹IB›
23:50:32 ‹Black Sword› Megy goes to the park and listens to Kalafina. Megy: Keiko
23:50:49 ‹IB› ^this feels accurate...
23:50:54 ‹IB›
23:50:58 ‹Black Sword› Megy: But this is weird. Why are these anti-kajiurans attacking CPM? We never hurt anybody. What ARE anti-kajiurans?
23:51:16 ‹Verthand›
23:51:49 ‹Black Sword› / 人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: anti-kajiurans are people who want to be performers. they attack good music and take all the energy from the people who love good music to become stronger. some of them eventually grow to become pop stars
23:52:01 ‹Black Sword› Megy: You again! I left you doing Te to Te to Me to Me!
23:52:11 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: I got bored.
23:52:26 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Then... wait, what? you mean that you can just get away from it?
23:52:51 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: no, I just blew myself up and got a new body
23:53:01 ‹Black Sword› Megy: What a horrible little cat-thing you are
23:53:22 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
23:53:41 ‹Black Sword› Megy: what, what is it? /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: I sense... yes, it's time. Come with me! If it's you, you can stop it!
23:54:01 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Huh? Stop wha- /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: Come along Megy: H-hai....
23:54:43 ‹Black Sword› Megy and /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ race through the park and find a concealed location! They see the Black-Eyed Peas surrounded by a horde of anti-kajiurans.
23:55:05 ‹IB› LOLOL
23:55:17 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: We're just in time. They're about to make a new pop star, with music just as bad as theirs. Megy: we have to stop them! /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: Yes, that's why you're an assassin mahou shoujo. Megy: Yeah, that's why-what.
23:55:44 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: assassin mahou-shoujo? you? Megy: Me? B-b-b-b-b-but I don't know how!
23:56:09 ‹Megy›
23:56:16 ‹Black Sword› anti-kajiuarns discover Megy and begin to attack!
23:56:45 ‹Ksatria Baja Hitam› yes, co written by gen urobuchi
23:56:51 * kajiuran2205 changes nickname to Kuroneko
23:57:14 ‹Equal afk›
23:57:21 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Gah, gotta transform! estima saria solte i yaria arima mistiosa mia arti kosa miya arti masa
23:57:35 ‹Kuroneko› Is there some kind of anime happening here?
23:57:49 ‹Kuroneko› hi all
23:57:49 ‹IB› megy's a mahou shoujo
23:57:53 ‹Verthand› looks like it
23:57:54 ‹Black Sword› Megy transforms into her mahou shoujo outfit that looks like the dresses from TTB! She quickly attacks the anti-kajiurans! Megy: TE TO TE TO ME TO ME!
23:58:16 ‹Equal afk› so Megy is Mahou Shoujo now?
23:58:23 ‹Black Sword› the anti-kajiurans do the te to te to me to me dance and start getting ready to explode when suddenly.... A HORRIBLE SOUND FROM FERGIE'S MOUTH!
23:58:30 ‹Verthand› she has always been but she was hiding it
23:58:47 ‹Black Sword› Megy: What is that horrible noise?!?!?! /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: she's singing Megy: Make it stooooooooooooooop
23:59:05 * Kuroneko is popping popcorn and watching the scene unfolds
23:59:16 ‹Black Sword› the anti-kajiurans stop dancing and seem to grow in power!
23:59:33 ‹Verthand› i found it out when i bited her in the wrong place in the wrong time and she got mad
23:59:41 ‹Black Sword› / 人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: you shouldn't waste time on the small fry. You should eliminate the anti-kajiuran that's about to grow into a pop star!
23:59:57 ‹Black Sword› Megy: B-but I don't know how! I've never assassinated anyone befor-
00:00:07 ‹Black Sword› the anti-kajiurans begin to gang up on Megy!
00:00:16 * Megy slaps verty
00:00:37 ‹Black Sword› Megy: ENOUGH! I'm REALLY mad now! MATA KAZE GA TSUYOKU NATTA!
00:00:48 ‹Verthand›
00:01:00 ‹Black Sword› The wind blows and all the anti-kajiurans get sent into the sky and smashed into the ground!
00:01:18 ‹Black Sword› anti-kajiurans begin to explode! Fergie, however, is still intact!
00:02:07 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Wait, this is how I beat you last time! Fergie: That same attack won't work on me twice! I have bigger boobs now Megy: I hate this job so much. Well, it's time for... a desperate retreeeeeeeeat!
00:02:20 ‹Black Sword› Fergie:
00:02:25 ‹Black Sword› Megy runs away to a new hiding place
00:02:51 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Ugh, this sucks. If they make another one of them, my life will be even harder. What should I do?
00:03:28 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: Show them the true power of an assassin mahou shoujo. Megy: You always run away when there's trouble, don't you? /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: in my job description. Megy: I'm going to make you into a cake
00:03:32 ‹Megy› im gonna die
00:03:42 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: maybe later, but first, shouldn't you get rid of that anti-kajiuran?
00:03:58 ‹Black Sword› over by the Black-Eyed Peas, the chosen anti-kajiuran is being offered a record contract, and seems to be powering up!
00:04:09 ‹Equal afk› Bewbs.............
00:04:20 ‹Equal afk›
00:04:48 ‹Black Sword› Megy: But hooooooow /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: is that all you can do to protect everyone? Megy: I hate you so much, why'd I have to agree to this, it sucks, I don't even know how to fight, blaaaaaaah.
00:05:18 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: Think about it. If you can't defeat them on your own, then you'll never get things to go back the way they were.
00:05:37 ‹Black Sword› Megy: I'm not strong enough. We're doomed. There's gonna be another pop star and... and....
00:05:45 ‹Black Sword› Suddenly, Megy remembers her sempai, Liana!
00:06:09 ‹Black Sword› Liana-sempai: Megy, if you want to do something, make sure you do it. It's important that you do it from the beginning, so that you don't have any regrets
00:06:12 ‹Black Sword› Megy:
00:06:48 ‹Black Sword› Megy: I... I won't run away! I'll.... I'll take everything back to how it was before.... I'll take everything back.... to the beginning!
00:07:11 ‹Megy›
00:07:45 ‹Black Sword› Megy: estia kasa misti firi ato.....
00:08:39 ‹Black Sword› a giant gun appears in Megy's hands! It's a powerful rifle that seems to have infinite range! Megy lifts the gun and aims it at the anti-kajiuran who is about to sign the record contract. the light of the silver moon falls upon the anti-kajiuran
00:08:55 ‹Black Sword› Megy: a miracle will take place once more!
00:09:13 ‹Black Sword› Megy pulls the trigger! a great beam of light that looks as beautiful as the silver moon obliterates the anti-kajiuran!!!!
00:09:43 ‹Black Sword› Megy: I... I did it! Hey, did you see that, I di-
00:10:00 ‹Black Sword› Megy turns to look around for /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\, but discovers Fergie right behind her
00:10:14 ‹Black Sword› Fergie: Megy: ....crap, this is going to be a two-part episode.
00:10:18 ‹Black Sword› episode end
this cracked me up20:12:46 ‹Black Sword› the anti-kajiurans all do the Te to Te to Me to Me dance until they explode!
03:06:38 * Black Sword cracks knuckles
03:07:41 ‹Black Sword› episode 4.... why can't I win just once!?
03:08:03 ‹Black Sword› when last we saw our heroine, she had eliminated an anti-kajiuran about to evolve into a pop star!
03:08:08 ‹Black Sword› Megy:
03:08:26 ‹Black Sword› However, much to her dismay, she was discovered in her hiding place by Fergie, a powerful anti-kajiuran!
03:08:33 ‹Black Sword› Megy:
03:08:54 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Wait, I beat you once before! Now, stand still, I'm going to use this g-
03:09:24 ‹Black Sword› Fergie: Do you really think I'm just going to wait for you to fire that gun? I'll drain your energy and become even strong!
03:09:52 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Well, uh, that is, uh....
03:10:02 ‹Black Sword› Fergie: Any last words?
03:10:24 ‹Black Sword› Megy: thank goodness you're here, you came just in time!
03:10:35 ‹Black Sword› Fergie: Who, who came to he-
03:10:42 ‹Black Sword› Fergie turns around and sees no one behind her.
03:10:44 ‹Black Sword›
03:10:56 ‹Black Sword› Fergie: I just fell for the oldest trick in the book, didn't I?
03:11:07 ‹Megy›
03:11:08 ‹Black Sword› Megy: I don't wanna diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie
03:11:28 ‹Black Sword› Fergie: Get back heeere!
03:11:59 ‹Black Sword› Fergie summons antikajiurans and sics them on Megy!
03:12:25 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Oh, come on, we found out three episodes ago that these things can't match me! Mata Kaze Ga Tsuyoku Natta!
03:12:45 ‹Black Sword› the anti-kajiurans fly into the air and fall into the ground, where they explode! However....
03:12:54 ‹Black Sword› Fergie: Who said they were supposed to match you?
03:13:29 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Uh-oh... uh.... how about we call a truce? I mean, there's a sale going on at the supermarket, and I want to get some meat so I can make a ste-
03:13:45 ‹Black Sword› Fergie: HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT FOOD? DO YOU KNOW WHEN THE LAST TIME I HAD REAL FOOD WAS?
03:14:20 ‹Black Sword› Megy: I don't care, I don't even like you, your music is awful! Te to Te to Me to Me!
03:14:27 ‹Megy› of course i talk about the food
03:14:51 ‹Black Sword› Megy's desperate attack failed! Fergie proceeds to show Megy what she thinks of her
03:15:09 ‹Black Sword› Fergie: Stupid! Little! Girl!
03:15:11 ‹Black Sword› Megy:
03:15:42 ‹Black Sword› Fergie: this is all for my dreams! I'll drain you of all your energy and become an even stronger pop star! Then i'll use what's left of you as my slave!
03:15:55 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Never! Mata Kaze Ga-
03:16:07 ‹Black Sword› Fergie hits Megy again and sends her flying head first into a vending machine!
03:16:24 ‹Black Sword› inside the vending machine...
03:16:30 ‹Megy› hey, since when have i fallen so low to get beaten up by fergie..
03:17:04 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: having a hard time, huh? Megy: I hate you /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: Can you go away? This place only has room for once person to hide Megy:
03:19:08 ‹Black Sword› Megy throws the vending machine, with /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ still inside, at Fergie!
03:19:18 ‹Black Sword› Fergie blows up the vending machine, with /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ still inside!
03:19:27 ‹Black Sword› Megy: At least I got even with that evil little twerp.
03:19:59 ‹Black Sword› Fergie: What evil little jerk? Oh, whatever, give me your energy!
03:20:17 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Oh, oh, oh. L-look, out
03:20:29 ‹Black Sword› Fergie: I'm not falling for that trick twice! Now, take thi-
03:20:34 ‹Black Sword› A building falls on Fergie's head!
03:20:50 ‹Black Sword› Her rampage against Megy weakened the structure of the building and resulted in its fall on her head!
03:21:03 ‹Black Sword› Megy: ....this is a really anticlimatic way to win, but I'm not complaining.
03:21:13 ‹Black Sword› The ground begins to shake!
03:21:30 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Why can't I win just once?!
03:21:44 ‹Black Sword› the rubble explodes and Fergie emerges from the rubble!
03:21:50 ‹Megy› loooool the building
03:22:01 ‹Black Sword› Fergie: I'll tear you to pieces, I won't let you stand in my way! My dream! My dream!
03:22:24 ‹Black Sword› Megy: I'll fight you and win! I have to win! I'm the heroine of this anime!
03:22:29 ‹Black Sword› Megy:
03:23:17 ‹Black Sword› Megy smashes another building. Megy: This sucks. Does she even know what a dream is?! She's just a manufactured pop star who relies on sex appeal and soulless songs to gain popular appeal!
03:23:30 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Wait a minute.... a dream...
03:23:34 ‹Black Sword› Megy has a flashback!
03:24:04 ‹Black Sword› Liana-sempai: Dreams are like fairy tales, don't you think, Megy-chan? Every one, from the biggest to smallest, listens to those fairy tales as a small child, and wishes they had that magic.
03:24:20 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Dreams... are like fairy tales. I'll show you what a real dream is, Fergie!
03:24:44 ‹Black Sword› Fergie: Shut up!
03:24:51 ‹Black Sword› Fergie charges at Megy, coming for the finishing blow!
03:24:58 ‹Black Sword› Megy stands calmly and points her finger at Fergie's heart.
03:25:19 ‹Black Sword› Megy: esta sormai ate atore tritia amesta more mistia
03:25:32 ‹Black Sword› a beam of light pierces Fergie's heart!
03:25:37 ‹Black Sword› Fergie:
03:25:53 ‹Black Sword› Suddenly, Fergie sees a vision!
03:26:34 * wormbook (studying) kicks chat
03:26:36 ‹tk› blackie telling story?
03:26:36 * Kugayama:away: changes nickname to Kugayama
03:26:42 ‹Kugayama› back home
03:26:42 ‹Black Sword› Fergie: A dream... from my childhood... of singing sweetly... of an eternity that would never end...
03:27:09 ‹Black Sword› Fergie: That beautiful dream I... I don't want to be a pop star anymore
03:27:22 ‹Megy› ahahah is that even possible?
03:27:32 ‹Megy› hey kuga!
03:27:41 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Then abandon the anti-kajiurans. your music is horrible, but surely even CPM will accept you if you abandon your ways
03:28:34 ‹Black Sword› Fergie: I...I want to join... : Megy: Wha-what happened?! Fergie:
03:28:40 ‹Kugayama› hi Megy
03:28:57 ‹wormbook (studying)› hi Kuga
03:29:19 ‹Black Sword› A hand pierced Fergie's torso and holds her heart, a reference to a famous scene in Kara no Kyoukai movie 5 Paradox Paradigm!
03:29:34 ‹Black Sword› Fergie's body falls, to reveal.....!
03:29:35 ‹wormbook (studying)› BS, is that a continuation of Mahou Shoujo Megy?
03:29:42 ‹Black Sword› Megy: ...wait, are you a boy or a girl?
03:29:45 ‹Black Sword› (yes it is)
03:29:53 ‹Megy› yes wormie
03:29:55 ‹Black Sword› Justin Bieber: I'M MALE!
03:29:57 ‹tk› must go.
03:29:58 ‹wormbook (studying)›
03:30:07 ‹wormbook (studying)› what the
03:30:10 ‹Black Sword› Megy: What? But... you look really girly. Like, super girly.
03:30:11 ‹Megy› omg LOL, and here he comes
03:30:20 ‹Megy› bye tk
03:30:25 ‹wormbook (studying)› tk
03:30:27 ‹Black Sword› Bieber: I'm MALE!
03:30:33 * tk quit
03:30:36 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Are you sure?
03:30:44 ‹Black Sword› Bieber: HERE!
03:30:52 ‹Megy›
03:31:03 ‹wormbook (studying)›
03:31:07 ‹Black Sword› Megy: AGH, MY VIRGIN EYES! PUT IT BACK, PUT IT BACK, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A SHOW LITTLE KIDS CAN WATCH!
03:31:19 ‹wormbook (studying)› lololol
03:31:27 ‹Megy› looool
03:32:02 ‹Black Sword› Bieber: ANYWAY, I don't know what you did, but we can always replace this... failure. We'll put in a new anti-kajiuran heart and she'll be back to normal.
03:32:45 ‹Black Sword› Megy: yeah, well, not if I can help it! she's a horrible musician, and she stole energy from CPM, and she beat me up, and she... wait, do I really want to help her?
03:33:17 ‹Black Sword› Bieber: However, it's really a pain to have to rebuild old pop stars. so first, I think I'll get rid of you myself...
03:33:31 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Oh yeah? Well, take this! MATA KAZE GA TSUYOKU NATTA!
03:33:43 ‹Black Sword› Bieber is unaffacted by Megy's attack!
03:34:04 ‹Black Sword› Megy: ...this is going to end on another cliffhanger, isn't it?
03:34:08 ‹Black Sword› Episode begins to fade to black
03:34:28 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Nooooooooooooooo! Don't leave me alone with this girly flasher!
03:34:33 ‹Black Sword› episode end
00:52:20 * Black Sword boots up the opening
00:52:32 ‹Black Sword› episode 5.... can't we have a new cute mascot?!
00:52:33 ‹= (streaming)› episode 5 of?
00:52:43 ‹Black Sword› assassin mahou shoujo waifu Megy
00:52:49 ‹= (streaming)›
00:52:56 ‹= (streaming)› time to stay afk
00:53:05 ‹Black Sword›
00:53:34 ‹Black Sword› When last we saw our heroine, she had defeated Fergie of the Black-Eyed Peas and was about to turn her into a new friend when suddenly....
00:53:36 ‹Black Sword› Megy:
00:53:45 ‹Megy› oh come on blackie
00:53:50 ‹Black Sword› Narrator: Eh? What's with Megy?
00:53:59 * Megymon appears
00:54:03 ‹Black Sword› Megy: I can't be a bride anymore
00:54:15 ‹Black Sword› Bieber: Keep calling me a girl! I'll show you I'm a real man!
00:54:22 ‹Black Sword› Megy: You... you monster!
00:54:39 ‹Black Sword› Megy: STOP BURNING MY VIRGIN EYES!
00:54:57 ‹Black Sword› Bieber: now, it's time to get rid of you, brat
00:55:09 ‹Black Sword› Megy: TE TO TE TO ME TO ME!
00:55:16 ‹Black Sword› Bieber shrugs off Megy's attack.
00:55:35 ‹Black Sword› Bieber: Oh, come on, I do more embarrassing stuff than that.
00:56:23 ‹Black Sword› Megy: I'll beat you! You sick little girl looking thing!
00:56:33 ‹Black Sword› Bieber: Haven't had enough?
00:57:07 ‹Black Sword› Megy and Bieber face off! Wait, where did Megy get a machete from? Why does it look like she wants to geld Bieber?
00:57:21 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Bieber:
00:57:28 ‹Kuroneko› have to sleep now. Bye
00:57:32 ‹Black Sword› Before the fight resumes, something green seems to be flying by
00:57:37 ‹Kuroneko› and on with the show! lol
00:57:40 ‹FlyingKirby› Kuroneko,
00:57:48 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Eh? You're kidding!
00:57:59 ‹Megy› see you kitty!
00:58:18 ‹Black Sword› Bieber: ...is that... a baby dragon? I could make so much money.... I could even make more pop stars
00:58:41 ‹Black Sword› igo baby dragon la la la la la I love go, I love games, I love anime, la la la la la
00:59:02 ‹Black Sword› Bieber jumps into the air and grabs the baby dragon as it flies by!
00:59:41 ‹Black Sword› Bieber: You're mine now! I'll take you and Fergie's corpse, and be rich and powerful! igo baby dragon: help me, I'm just a little baby dragon that plays go Megy: unhand that baby dragon!
01:00:10 ‹Black Sword› Megy: MY VIRGIN EYES, PUT IT BACK, PUT IT BACK
01:00:29 ‹Black Sword› While Megy is recovering from Bieber's attack, Bieber escapes with igo baby dragon and Fergie's corpse!
01:01:18 ‹Black Sword› Megy: ....this anime just gets weirder every episode. Now what should I do?
01:01:42 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: you should probably rescue that baby dragon. Megy: Aren't you dead? /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: I got better.
01:02:08 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Yeah, well, I'm sick of this job. I don't know where they went and I'm going home.
01:02:30 ‹Black Sword› inside Megy's house, we discover that Verty has been inside ever since Megy ran away earlier!
01:03:20 ‹Black Sword› Verty: Oh, waifu, if you don't say anything, I'm going to touch all your underwear Megy: husbando Verty: w-waifu I... I wuv u Megy: MATA KAZE GA TSUYOKU NATTA!
01:03:39 ‹Black Sword› Verty is thrown out of the house by a violent windstorm!
01:04:00 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Well, I guess I should make some dinner while listening to the news.
01:04:12 ‹Black Sword› Megy turns on the TV and leaves it on the news. She's halfway through making a nice steak when she hears....
01:04:52 ‹Black Sword› Newscaster: Today at the CPM Zoo, a new exhibit opened with a new animal. The zoo claims it is a dragon and is charging $50 per viewing
01:04:54 ‹Black Sword› on the TV screen
01:05:06 ‹Black Sword› igo baby dragon: help me I just want to play go
01:05:44 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: you know, if they decide to feed the anti-kajiurans that baby dragon, they'll all become pop stars.
01:05:51 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Say that sooner!
01:06:28 ‹Black Sword› Megy: I've gotta go rescue that baby dragon! and this time, they won't see me!. I'll show you what an assassin mahou shoujo can do.
01:06:53 ‹Black Sword› Megy: estima saria solte i yaria arima mistiosa mia arti kosa miya arti masa!
01:07:07 ‹Black Sword› Megy transforms into her mahou shoujo outfit that looks like the dress from to the beginning!
01:07:23 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Let's go, you stupid little twerp!
01:07:48 ‹Black Sword› screen change to a tall skyscraper close to the zoo
01:08:06 ‹Black Sword› Megy is using binoculars and sees the anti-kajiurans gathering around the baby dragon
01:08:17 ‹Black Sword› Megy: This is perfect They don't suspect a thing
01:08:41 ‹Black Sword› Suddenly, she sees a familiar person
01:08:42 ‹Black Sword› Megy: What, but... oh yeah, right...
01:08:51 ‹Black Sword› Fergie has been resurrected by the evil anti-kajiurans!
01:09:19 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Doesn't matter. Time for my revenge.
01:09:21 ‹Black Sword› Megy: estia kasa misti firi ato.....
01:10:00 ‹Black Sword› a giant gun appears in Megy's hands! It's a powerful rifle that seems to have infinite range! Megy lifts the gun and aims it at Fergie and the anti-kajiurans. the light of the silver moon falls upon them
01:11:05 ‹Black Sword› Megy: down to zero we go!
01:11:26 ‹Black Sword› Megy pulls the trigger! a great beam of light that looks as beautiful as the silver moon obliterates Fergie and the anti-kajiurans!
01:11:54 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Did you see that? I got them!
01:12:03 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: what about the baby dragon?
01:12:08 ‹Black Sword› Megy:
01:12:25 ‹Black Sword› suddenly, something falls from the sky and hits Megy on the head!
01:12:29 ‹Black Sword› Megy:
01:12:42 ‹Black Sword› igo baby dragon: CPM is scary I wanna go home
01:13:17 ‹= (streaming)›
01:13:22 ‹= (streaming)›
01:13:26 ‹Black Sword› Megy: You're so cute
01:14:05 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Become our new mascot
01:14:11 ‹Megy› good night =
01:14:23 ‹Black Sword› igo baby dragon: no way! this anime is scary! I want to go back home
01:14:47 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: igo baby dragon, contract with me and get your own anime! it'll be a cute kid's series around teaching people how to play go
01:14:56 ‹Black Sword› Megy: Don't do it! Don't!
01:15:07 ‹Black Sword› igo baby dragon: I'll do it! where do I sign!
01:15:24 ‹Black Sword› /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: perfect, just sign here and... there. now, just go home and wait for next season, and we'll launch your new anime
01:15:52 ‹Black Sword› Megy: ugh, can't we have a new cute mascot!? this stupid little twerp is going to get me ki-
01:16:00 ‹Black Sword› Suddenly, the building shakes as something else lands on it.
01:16:15 ‹Black Sword› Megy: ...I think I don't want to look.
01:17:02 ‹Black Sword› Bieber: After all of my hard work, you stole my baby dragon and destroyed more anti-kajiurans and even Fergie. I'll get rid of you now.
01:17:27 ‹Black Sword› Megy: yeah, well, your music is horrible too! and you look like a girl and have a tiny--
01:17:36 ‹Black Sword› Bieber throws Megy off the skyscraper!
01:17:45 ‹Black Sword› Megy: I can't flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
01:17:57 ‹Black Sword› Suddenly.... a shape appears from nowhere and catches Megy as she falls!
01:18:07 ‹Black Sword› Megy: You? But you're?!
01:18:10 ‹Black Sword› episode end
01:18:15 ‹igo baby dragon›
01:18:25 ‹Megy›