Ayashii
Parallel Heart
Now, let's state our points of view on it, shall we?
It's and age old question that' just dieing to get answers! :D
But first, here's some answers:
AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER:
Because it wanted to reach the other side.
A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER:
Even if i were to explain it to you, my dear idiots, you wouldn't understand.
PLATON:
Because he went in search of good and harmony.
ARISTOTEL:
It's in a chicken's nature to cross roads...
MARTIN LUTHER KING:
I have a dream. I see a world where chickens are free to cross roads without their motifs for doing so being questioned.
MOSES:
And God came down from the heavens and commanded the chickens: "Cross the road". And the chicken crossed it, and everybody rejoiced.
BILL CLINTON:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat: The chicken did NOT cross the road.
MACHIAVELLI:
The reality of things in question is that the chicken crossed the highway.Who cares why? The simple fact of crossing a highway justifies any other reason.
FREUD:
Being preoccupied of the fact that the chicken crossed the road underlines you sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES:
We are thrilled to inform you that have just released the new MSChicken 2007 that does not only cross roads, but also lays eggs, compresses important documents and ovalizes your calculations!
KARL MARX:
It was a historical inevitability.
EINSTEIN:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road passed bellow the chicken depends upon your relative frame of reference.
BUDDHA:
To ask this question is to deny your own chicken nature.
^^
My opinion, it just wanted to see if the cars miss him!
Care to honor me with an answer?
It's and age old question that' just dieing to get answers! :D
But first, here's some answers:
AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHER:
Because it wanted to reach the other side.
A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER:
Even if i were to explain it to you, my dear idiots, you wouldn't understand.
PLATON:
Because he went in search of good and harmony.
ARISTOTEL:
It's in a chicken's nature to cross roads...
MARTIN LUTHER KING:
I have a dream. I see a world where chickens are free to cross roads without their motifs for doing so being questioned.
MOSES:
And God came down from the heavens and commanded the chickens: "Cross the road". And the chicken crossed it, and everybody rejoiced.
BILL CLINTON:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat: The chicken did NOT cross the road.
MACHIAVELLI:
The reality of things in question is that the chicken crossed the highway.Who cares why? The simple fact of crossing a highway justifies any other reason.
FREUD:
Being preoccupied of the fact that the chicken crossed the road underlines you sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES:
We are thrilled to inform you that have just released the new MSChicken 2007 that does not only cross roads, but also lays eggs, compresses important documents and ovalizes your calculations!
KARL MARX:
It was a historical inevitability.
EINSTEIN:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road passed bellow the chicken depends upon your relative frame of reference.
BUDDHA:
To ask this question is to deny your own chicken nature.
^^
My opinion, it just wanted to see if the cars miss him!
Care to honor me with an answer?