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Rion
Guest
So, I think the Topic sais it all XD
wanna see some results xD
wanna see some results xD
george1234
Moderator
Who is Chuck Norris? :huh: :huh:
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Rion
Guest
The man who even god has to ask for permission to turn on the light! xD
One famous thing he said to Jesus was:
"I don't care who your father is, as long as I'm fishing here nobody runs over the water!"
One famous thing he said to Jesus was:
"I don't care who your father is, as long as I'm fishing here nobody runs over the water!"
george1234
Moderator
EHH??? Is he SO MUCH FULL OF HIMSELF?? :omgwtf: :omgwtf: :twitch: 
How can you even COMPARE that jerk with our Yuki?
Yuki is surely better than him because she has a moderation in her life and is "landed" <- this means that she isnt egotist and faces the reality has it is
How can you even COMPARE that jerk with our Yuki?
Yuki is surely better than him because she has a moderation in her life and is "landed" <- this means that she isnt egotist and faces the reality has it is
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Rion
Guest
Here are some facts about him:
1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
more to follow if you want xD
1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
more to follow if you want xD
george1234
Moderator
No thanks, thats enough to understand that he and his fans (if they believe those things) are complitely crazy
P.S: I count you as a non fan of him
P.S: I count you as a non fan of him
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Rion
Guest
Actually it's a parody of him ^^
there is a huge list of such facts XD
one is cool for Yuki fans: "Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding."
You know who Waldo is, don't you? XD
there is a huge list of such facts XD
one is cool for Yuki fans: "Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding."
You know who Waldo is, don't you? XD
george1234
Moderator
No I have no idea who Waldo is.
R
Rion
Guest
Here we have a Thread viewtopic.php?f=5&t=363 xD
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Rion
Guest
damn, I have conection Problems xD
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Rion
Guest
Hm, funny, I took the german translation of the fact and it was Voldemort XD
But he is also hiding, so I think it works with Voldemort, too xDDD
But he is also hiding, so I think it works with Voldemort, too xDDD
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akai tsukikage
Guest
Chuck Norric has couted until infinite...two times
Chuck Norris don't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris make onion cries.
Chuck Norris has finished Super Mario without jumping.
Chuck Norris can erase the basket.
Chuck Norris can applaud, with one hand. xD
Chuck Norris is in color, in the Black&Withe photos.
Amnesic people remember Chuck Norris.
Yoda died when he called Chuck Norris : "Norris Chuck"
Chuck Norris has already hacked the CIA, with a calculator.
Chuck Norris has already finished Tetris.
Chuck Norris don't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris make onion cries.
Chuck Norris has finished Super Mario without jumping.
Chuck Norris can erase the basket.
Chuck Norris can applaud, with one hand. xD
Chuck Norris is in color, in the Black&Withe photos.
Amnesic people remember Chuck Norris.
Yoda died when he called Chuck Norris : "Norris Chuck"
Chuck Norris has already hacked the CIA, with a calculator.
Chuck Norris has already finished Tetris.
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Rion
Guest
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN - this is no coincidence
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Daichi
Guest
Zuiyon said:
I did thoose things.......
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akai tsukikage
Guest
loool
then explain me how do you count to infinite....two times !
then explain me how do you count to infinite....two times !
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Daichi
Guest
too much spare time
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J.Uzuki
Guest
Some facts about Chuck Norris and the videogames:
-Chuck Norris captured a blue Pikachu at 100 level with a shoe box
-Chuck Norris ended all resident evil games in less than 10 minutes, at the same time, walking back and just using the knive.
-Chuck Norris is the only person who has Kingdom Hearts Zero. In it appears the worlds of the texas chinsaw, Kill Bill, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction and Saw. The reason it didn't come out is that he loves too much this game
-Chuck Norris defeated Ente Omega from FFVIII just using Rinoa at level 1 without any GF attached
-Chuck Norris can get an AAA rank on Dance Dance Revolution just playing with one leg
-Chuck Norris was mean to be the las Colossus of Shadow of the Colossus however the programmers changed their mind because they want the game to have a final.
-Chuck Norris' PSP takes pictures
-The Xbox 360 is called thus because Chuck Norris didn't like the previous 359 models.
-Chuck Norris ended GTA San Andreas, without cheats, without weapons and just using the bike
And Probably I'm late but Happy Birthday Kerahna.
-Chuck Norris captured a blue Pikachu at 100 level with a shoe box
-Chuck Norris ended all resident evil games in less than 10 minutes, at the same time, walking back and just using the knive.
-Chuck Norris is the only person who has Kingdom Hearts Zero. In it appears the worlds of the texas chinsaw, Kill Bill, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction and Saw. The reason it didn't come out is that he loves too much this game
-Chuck Norris defeated Ente Omega from FFVIII just using Rinoa at level 1 without any GF attached
-Chuck Norris can get an AAA rank on Dance Dance Revolution just playing with one leg
-Chuck Norris was mean to be the las Colossus of Shadow of the Colossus however the programmers changed their mind because they want the game to have a final.
-Chuck Norris' PSP takes pictures
-The Xbox 360 is called thus because Chuck Norris didn't like the previous 359 models.
-Chuck Norris ended GTA San Andreas, without cheats, without weapons and just using the bike
And Probably I'm late but Happy Birthday Kerahna.