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LacrimosaRaven
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OKAY TIME FOR NSP - I FEEL ADVENTUROUS TODAY
SO THE FIRST ALBUM IS CALLED NSFW, LET'S DIVE HEAD FIRST INTO THIS
NSP - Intro
a. OOooo It sounds all mystical, but I 100% Know this isn't an actual song YOU CAN'T TRICK ME A SECOND TIME DAN
b. Visualisation relaxation is not what I pictured at all
c.
NSP - NSP THEME SONG
a. This sounds awesome Woo!!
b. these lyrics are amazing
c. Danny Sexbang will kill me everytime xD
d.
f.
NSP - The decision
a. HYPE HYPE HYPE
b. As always Ninja Brian makes those amazing drum beats
c.
e. SKYHILL DAN MAKES AN APPEARANCE
f. is he saying oh lala la la???
g. Damn this is great.
h.
NSP -Dinosaur Laser Fight
a. This title intrigues me
b. Oh my 80s
c. I love how this isn't even about sex, it's about dinosaurs at highschool high-fiving xD
d. Those laser noises
e.
NSP - Objects of Desire
a. back to the sexual stuff I presume
b. OOooOOO it's slower than all the others I smell a Ballaaaaadddd
c. THOSE VOCALS
d. I love how serious this is with all these sexual lyrics which are obvious jokes
e. I cant stop laughing oh my god
NSP -If We Were Gay
a. Oh Im excited about this
b. PIANOS ARE BACK
c. that laugh
d.
f. Oh my god the bridge
g. This might be a testament to comedy and music
NSP -No Reason Boner
a. HOLY PIANOS THIS SOUNDS AMAZING
b. lmao this is great
c. I need a physical copy of this
d. NINJA BRIAN TALKS
e. BRIAN IS GREAT
f. These lyrics are great
NSP - Puppies In Space
a. This song is just about puppies in space
b. I thought that If We Were Gay was funny
c. I am actually crying
d. I NEED TO OWN IT
NSP - Sex Training
a. I smell a pattern
b. the BGM sounds great
c. Every NSP song sounds like it belongs in a club, it's great
d. HARMONIES
e. These lyrics are great
NSP -Manticore
a. HOLY DRUMS
b. Skyhill???
c.OHMYGOD IT GOT METAL
d. HELL YES
e. Sad piano????
f.
h. HOLY SKYHILL
NSP - You Can Do Us!
a. I expected exactly this
b. Why is this slightly strangely upliftingI don't like it
c. BRIDGE, OVARIES
d. THANK YOU FOR APOLOGISING DANNY
NSP - I Just Want To (Dance)
a. PIANOS
b. that wasn't even a euphemism was it? This is what mothers feel like when their kids go to school for the first day
c. Wow he even said it wasn't a euphemism
d. Christianity shade
NSP - Three minutes of Esctacy
a. This is strangely chill sounding
b. Sass is extreme
c. Is Danny throwing shade??????
d. He has such a good voice
e. So much shade, I'm crying xD
f. Holy pianos
g. HARMONIES
NSP - Accept My Shaft
a. That title was the reason I was worried to listen to NSP and starbomb in the first place
b. Holy piano
c. HARMONY
d. HOLY SKYHILL
NSP - Outroduction
a. Oh so were sill going on that visualisation????
b.
SO THE FIRST ALBUM IS CALLED NSFW, LET'S DIVE HEAD FIRST INTO THIS
NSP - Intro
a. OOooo It sounds all mystical, but I 100% Know this isn't an actual song YOU CAN'T TRICK ME A SECOND TIME DAN
b. Visualisation relaxation is not what I pictured at all
c.
d. Is he making fun of fanfiction? I hope so?Far away, across the delicate sand dunes, you see a jet-black stallion galloping at full speed.
On top of that stallion is me: Danny Sexbang.
I am shirtless, and the wind is blowing through my luxurious Jew-fro...
Don't I look amazing?
As I approach, you see that the stallion is, in fact, Ninja Brian, his muscles glistening sweat as he carries my sculpted body towards you.
NSP - NSP THEME SONG
a. This sounds awesome Woo!!
b. these lyrics are amazing
c. Danny Sexbang will kill me everytime xD
d.
e. These lyrics are amazingSlapping unicorns
Going into space
Breaking out of jail
Trying on some bras
Don't worry - they're man-bras.
f.
But he has a PhD DanOh, hey, Ninja Brian, I'm sorry.
That came out wrong. I didn't mean to call you fat.
I meant stupid. And ugly.
And fat. (Fat!)
NSP - The decision
a. HYPE HYPE HYPE
b. As always Ninja Brian makes those amazing drum beats
c.
d. I love the sassYou're probably thinking to yourself
"Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!"
We know
But thank you anyway
e. SKYHILL DAN MAKES AN APPEARANCE
f. is he saying oh lala la la???
g. Damn this is great.
h.
Everyone in the band has an S *music stops*TD
Except for me
By the process of elimination
You can make determinations
On who just that might be
It's Brian
Brian has an STD
...I'm sorry.
NSP -Dinosaur Laser Fight
a. This title intrigues me
b. Oh my 80s
c. I love how this isn't even about sex, it's about dinosaurs at highschool high-fiving xD
d. Those laser noises
e.
f. These lyrics are greatIt was a futuristic prehistoric throwdown
But it was quiet because in space there is no sound
Did we mention that this took place in space?
It did. So shut your face
Also, there were robots and sharks
NSP - Objects of Desire
a. back to the sexual stuff I presume
b. OOooOOO it's slower than all the others I smell a Ballaaaaadddd
c. THOSE VOCALS
d. I love how serious this is with all these sexual lyrics which are obvious jokes
e. I cant stop laughing oh my god
NSP -If We Were Gay
a. Oh Im excited about this
b. PIANOS ARE BACK
c. that laugh
d.
e. These lyrics are greatA newborn deer runs through a field
A rainbow shines from Heaven
A child's smile lights up the room
As Brian blows a dude
f. Oh my god the bridge
g. This might be a testament to comedy and music
NSP -No Reason Boner
a. HOLY PIANOS THIS SOUNDS AMAZING
b. lmao this is great
c. I need a physical copy of this
d. NINJA BRIAN TALKS
e. BRIAN IS GREAT
f. These lyrics are great
NSP - Puppies In Space
a. This song is just about puppies in space
b. I thought that If We Were Gay was funny
c. I am actually crying
d. I NEED TO OWN IT
NSP - Sex Training
a. I smell a pattern
b. the BGM sounds great
c. Every NSP song sounds like it belongs in a club, it's great
d. HARMONIES
e. These lyrics are great
NSP -Manticore
a. HOLY DRUMS
b. Skyhill???
c.OHMYGOD IT GOT METAL
d. HELL YES
e. Sad piano????
f.
g. HARMONIESHe ate a whole guy with his face and didn't even chew
Turns out that guy was you
And yet you're there
There can only be one explanation
And that's that you're a zombie
Now I'm scared
h. HOLY SKYHILL
NSP - You Can Do Us!
a. I expected exactly this
b. Why is this slightly strangely upliftingI don't like it
c. BRIDGE, OVARIES
d. THANK YOU FOR APOLOGISING DANNY
NSP - I Just Want To (Dance)
a. PIANOS
b. that wasn't even a euphemism was it? This is what mothers feel like when their kids go to school for the first day
c. Wow he even said it wasn't a euphemism
d. Christianity shade
NSP - Three minutes of Esctacy
a. This is strangely chill sounding
b. Sass is extreme
c. Is Danny throwing shade??????
d. He has such a good voice
e. So much shade, I'm crying xD
f. Holy pianos
g. HARMONIES
NSP - Accept My Shaft
a. That title was the reason I was worried to listen to NSP and starbomb in the first place
b. Holy piano
c. HARMONY
d. HOLY SKYHILL
NSP - Outroduction
a. Oh so were sill going on that visualisation????
b.
Ninja Brian, you did a pretty OK job, too.
I'm particularly impressed by the way you're simultaneously playing piano, pan flute, maracas and a gong next to me right now.
It almost makes me regret calling you fat, stupid, ugly and saying that you have an STD during the course of this album.
Even though all of those things are true.
I... I mean not true.