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OKAY TIME FOR NSP - I FEEL ADVENTUROUS TODAY
SO THE FIRST ALBUM IS CALLED NSFW, LET'S DIVE HEAD FIRST INTO THIS:cheer:
NSP - Intro
a. OOooo It sounds all mystical, but I 100% Know this isn't an actual song YOU CAN'T TRICK ME A SECOND TIME DAN :glasses:
b. Visualisation relaxation is not what I pictured at all:@_@:
c.
Far away, across the delicate sand dunes, you see a jet-black stallion galloping at full speed.
On top of that stallion is me: Danny Sexbang.
I am shirtless, and the wind is blowing through my luxurious Jew-fro...
Don't I look amazing?
As I approach, you see that the stallion is, in fact, Ninja Brian, his muscles glistening sweat as he carries my sculpted body towards you.
d. Is he making fun of fanfiction? I hope so?

NSP - NSP THEME SONG
a. This sounds awesome Woo!!:cheer:
b. these lyrics are amazing
c. Danny Sexbang will kill me everytime xD
d.
Slapping unicorns
Going into space
Breaking out of jail
Trying on some bras
Don't worry - they're man-bras.
e. These lyrics are amazing
f.
Oh, hey, Ninja Brian, I'm sorry.
That came out wrong. I didn't mean to call you fat.
I meant stupid. And ugly.
And fat. (Fat!)
But he has a PhD Dan :knife:

NSP - The decision
a. HYPE HYPE HYPE:cheer:
b. As always Ninja Brian makes those amazing drum beats :sohappy:
c.
You're probably thinking to yourself
"Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!"
We know
But thank you anyway
d. I love the sass :ohoho:
e. SKYHILL DAN MAKES AN APPEARANCE
f. is he saying oh lala la la???
g. Damn this is great.
h.
Everyone in the band has an S *music stops*TD
Except for me
By the process of elimination
You can make determinations
On who just that might be

It's Brian
Brian has an STD

...I'm sorry.

NSP -Dinosaur Laser Fight
a. This title intrigues me
b. Oh my 80s
c. I love how this isn't even about sex, it's about dinosaurs at highschool high-fiving xD
d. Those laser noises :XD:
e.
It was a futuristic prehistoric throwdown
But it was quiet because in space there is no sound
Did we mention that this took place in space?
It did. So shut your face
Also, there were robots and sharks
f. These lyrics are great

NSP - Objects of Desire
a. back to the sexual stuff I presume :knife:
b. OOooOOO it's slower than all the others:knife: I smell a Ballaaaaadddd:tea:
c. THOSE VOCALS:imdead:
d. I love how serious this is with all these sexual lyrics which are obvious jokes
e. I cant stop laughing oh my god

NSP -If We Were Gay
a. Oh Im excited about this
b. PIANOS ARE BACK
c. that laugh :XD:
d.
A newborn deer runs through a field
A rainbow shines from Heaven
A child's smile lights up the room
As Brian blows a dude
e. These lyrics are great
f. Oh my god the bridge
g. This might be a testament to comedy and music

NSP -No Reason Boner
a. HOLY PIANOS THIS SOUNDS AMAZING
b. lmao this is great
c. I need a physical copy of this
d. NINJA BRIAN TALKS
e. BRIAN IS GREAT
f. These lyrics are great

NSP - Puppies In Space
a. This song is just about puppies in space
b. I thought that If We Were Gay was funny
c. I am actually crying
d. I NEED TO OWN IT

NSP - Sex Training
a. I smell a pattern :knife:
b. the BGM sounds great
c. Every NSP song sounds like it belongs in a club, it's great
d. HARMONIES:imdead:
e. These lyrics are great

NSP -Manticore
a. HOLY DRUMS
b. Skyhill???
c.OHMYGOD IT GOT METAL
d. HELL YES
e. Sad piano????:omg::omg::omg::omg:
f.
He ate a whole guy with his face and didn't even chew
Turns out that guy was you
And yet you're there
There can only be one explanation
And that's that you're a zombie
Now I'm scared
g. HARMONIES:imdead:
h. HOLY SKYHILL:cheer:

NSP - You Can Do Us!
a. I expected exactly this
b. Why is this slightly strangely uplifting:barf:I don't like it:glower:
c. BRIDGE, OVARIES :imdead:
d. THANK YOU FOR APOLOGISING DANNY

NSP - I Just Want To (Dance)
a. PIANOS
b. that wasn't even a euphemism was it?:touched: This is what mothers feel like when their kids go to school for the first day
c. Wow he even said it wasn't a euphemism
d. Christianity shade :knife:

NSP - Three minutes of Esctacy
a. This is strangely chill sounding
b. Sass is extreme
c. Is Danny throwing shade??????
d. He has such a good voice
e. So much shade, I'm crying xD
f. Holy pianos
g. HARMONIES :imdead:

NSP - Accept My Shaft
a. That title was the reason I was worried to listen to NSP and starbomb in the first place
b. Holy piano
c. HARMONY :imdead:
d. HOLY SKYHILL:w00t:

NSP - Outroduction
a. Oh so were sill going on that visualisation????:knife:
b.
Ninja Brian, you did a pretty OK job, too.
I'm particularly impressed by the way you're simultaneously playing piano, pan flute, maracas and a gong next to me right now.
It almost makes me regret calling you fat, stupid, ugly and saying that you have an STD during the course of this album.
Even though all of those things are true.

I... I mean not true.
 
TIME FOR NSP ROUND TWO - STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM

NSP - Intro ( Strawberries)
a. I am excited
b. this is really funny
c. The album cover looks like it belongs in 2006

NSP - Best Friends Forever
a. HOLY PIANO
b. SKYHILL:cheer:
c. These lyrics got dark quick:@_@:
d. aww its about Dan and Brian's friendship
e. Awwww Brian's jelous
f. HOLY ENDING VERSE THIS SOUNDS LEGENDARY

Unicorn Wizzard
a. Sass:knife:
b. HOLY GUITAR
c. these lyrics are great
d. Do I need to mention the Skyhill vocal vibes at this point?:knife:
e. awwww Danny's so egotistical:sohappy:
f. I'm laughing far too hard
g. MENTION OF HIS ACTUAL DOGS AWWW YIS

Let's Get This Party Started
a.
Once every hundred thousand years the most epic party in the universe will be thrown by Ninja Sex Party, as it was foretold in the scrolls.
Do you mean the Torah Danny :knife:
b. Slight Black Eyed Peas Vibes
c. fake drum beats :notlistening:
d. Awwwhhh Danny being a dork :sohappy:

Next to You
a. PIANOS
b. CONGO DRUMS
c. oh this is gonna be good :knife:
d. Yep this is 2013's Random Boner
e.Drums?
f. Carnival drums???
g. Sassy Dan is sassy:cheer:

Symphony in P minor
a. Holy Piano
b. AMAZING PIANO
c. UMMMMM LYRICS?
d. DID THAT ACTUALLY GO FOR 3 SECONDS
e. DANNNNNNN
f. Holy crap it does???
g. WHY DOES THIS CONFUSE ME SO MUCH:@_@:

The Sacred Chalice, Part 1
a. DRUMSSSS
b. HELLO SKYHILL
c. Danny = Duran Duran confirmed
d. Awesome lyrics are awesome
e. HARMONIES

Everybody shut up (I have an erection)
a. DANNY'S WHITE GIRL VOICE XD
b. Sass is real
c. PHOENIX WRIGHT SOUNDS????
d. PHOENIX WRIGHT REFERENCE AWWW YEAH
e. BRAIN
f. Sass is real
g. Maybe shade????
h. Well.....

Fyi I wanna F your A
a. Exactly what I expected
b. Exactly why i never listened to NSP in the first place
c. It had to happen someday
e. WHY IS IT CATCHY :@_@::@_@:
f. COGO DRUM BEAT BREAK
g. BRAIN ADDITION

Shredded Metal
a. I AM SO READY
b. MY BODY IS READY'
c. OH MY GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS IM CRYING
d. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
e. "BLOOBPY REGGAE JAMS" XD
f. HOLY SHIT THE ACTUAL METAL IS AMAZING
g. HAHAHAHAHAHAH XD
h. This is amazing

Rhinoceratops vs Superpuma
a. HOLY DRUMS
b. Sass
c. WHAT IS THIS WHISPERY OCTAVE :nosebleed::nosebleed:
d. FASETTO NORTHERN HUES/ SKYHILL VOCALS
e. actual amazing rapping
f. Holy shit this got awesome

The Ultimate Sandwich
a. DRUMS OHMYGOD
b. This is so rock I love it
c. These lyrics are amazing
d. I love that this is an entire 2 and a half minute song about a sandwich
e. "dickload" is an adjective

Outro (Cream)
a. So smooth
b. lmao xD

AND NOW I UNFORTUNATELY CAN'T LISTEN TO THE LAST ALBUM OR ANY OF THE NEW ONE (IF IT'S ANYTHING IS OUT YET) SINCE I HAVE TO SLEEP
 
TIME FOR THE LAST ONE BECAUSE PROCRASTINATION
TIME FOR ATTITUDE CITY
Intro (Attitude)
a.danm this is smooth
b. Even Dannys talking smooth
c. typical conversation as always
d. This is kind of funny
e. and maybe inclusive
f. Butt stuff
g. RANDOM ARIN CAMEO

Road Trip
a. HOLY 80s ROCK I WAS NOT READY
b. HARMONIES :imdead:
c. Typical conversation as always
d. These rhymes are really good, Danny is talented at rhyming
e. well... that god weird for a second

Attitude city
a. OVARIES HELP:imdead:
b. THESE VOCALS
c. THIS ACTUALLY SOUNDS SO AMAZING
d. I WANT A BLACK BELT IN AMAZING
e. HARMONIES
f. OH MY GOD FAVOURITE ALBUM
g. THIS IS LIKE THE MOST AMAZING SONG OH MY GOD
h. OH MY GOD THE BRIDGE
i. HOW THE HELL CAN DANNY AND NINJA BRIAN TOP THIS

Why I Cry
a. I am so ready
b. THESE ACCAPELLA HARMONIES
c. HELP ME:imdead::imdead::imdead:
d. THIS IS THE MOST HEAVENLY SOUND I'VE EVER HEARD
e. THIS IS AMAZING
f. I NEED THIS ALBUM, I ALREADY KNOW
g. THESE DRUMS JUST GOT SMOOTH
h. HARMONIES REPRISE:imdead:
i
Now it's almost dawn
I can communicate with newborn fawns
Now they'll perform an ancient forest dance
That will melt off your pants
Take my junk by the hand
This is romance
i. These lyrics are amazing
j. Sass is real.

Dubstep
a. I am so ready
b. BAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE RANDOM INTERLUDE
c. IM CRYING

Dragon Slayer
a. I feel like this is a left out Starbomb track
b. It sounds like 100% starbomb
c. Not complaining
d. OH MY GOD THESE VOCALS WHAT ARE YOU DOING DANNY:imdead: THAT BRIDGE
e. MANTICORE

Party of Three
a. HOLY DRUMS
b. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS ONE
c. IT SOUNDS LIKE SOUL PUNK'S DISTANT SEXUAL COUSIN
d. ARIN CAMEO
e.
There were 300 people at this club
Brian killed 297, so that leaves us with a

Party of three
If human life were a keyboard
He'd be gluing down Control-Alt-Delete
f. COMPLETION

Buttsex Golidlocks
a. This title already scares me
b. Chiptune???
c. WHAT IS THIS???
d. BAHAHAHAHA THESE LYRICS

Samurai Abstinence Patrol
a. Danm this sounds cool
b. NSP RAPPING DANNY
c. HARMONISING RAPS
d. MENTION OF GRUMPSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
e. HARMONIES:imdead::imdead:

Peppermint Creams
a. ooooOOoo it sounds all castle-y
b. Musical material
c. Oh the euphemisms
d. Background lalala's :imdead::imdead::imdead:
e. THIS JUST GOT MORE ROCK
f. I CAN'T TELL IF IM GROSSED OUT OR CRYING OF LAUGHTER
g. Oh Jesus this song
h. This is exactly what I thought of when I heard of NSP
i. Danny is perfect
j. HARMONIES:blood:

Cookies
a. YAY RANDOMNESS INTERLUDE FOR WHEN THINGS GET TO SEXUAL :sohappy::sohappy:
b. ACTUAL RAPPING :sohappy::sohappy::sohappy:
c. OMG DANNY'S HAPPY VOICE:sohappy::sohappy::sohappy:
d. OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING
e.
Cookies!
They're the taste of happy!
Cookies!
Chocolate chips for everyone!
THE DEMONS ARE CONSUMING ME!
Everybody eat some cookies today!

6969
a. We all knew this song had to happen someday
b.ARIN CAMEO
c. OOooOOO THIS SOUNDS AMAZING
d. THANK YOU FOR AMAZING INRO ARIN
e. GUITARS OHMYGOD
f. THIS IS JUST A COOL SONG
g. If I had to describe it, this it's Leisure Suit Larry in song form
h. VOCALS:imdead::imdead::imdead:
i. -.- Danny sometimes I expect better from you on the lyric front
j. Who's this new person???? It's not Arin or Brian:@_@::@_@::@_@::@_@:
k. THIS GOES FOR 8 MINUTES:omgz::omgz::omgz::omgz:
l. HOLY COMPOSITION
m. Holy crap this is an actual story
n.
Take care of this world for me, my darling, I will always love you
... What is your name by the way? Kristen? Ah, a beautiful name
Until that glorious day when we meet again, Katie, farewell!
o. I know it's a joke but sometimes Danny:notlistening: Geez

Outro (City)
a. Holy Piano
b. Lmao Danny
c. Awwwwhhh Fandom love
d. Aawwwhhh he's getting close to the mic
e. BAHAHAHAHA THAT NOISE :XD:
 
Skyhill - Afterglow
I feel as if I enjoy Danny's work more the second time around
 
All of these live recordings from the Mexico live. Oblivious is goddamn perfect.
 
Considering Perturbator finally announced the date for his new album release, listening through Dangerous Days again. Pure synthwave perfection.
 
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