I made another sum up of the three word story it was pretty fun to read it 
Here it goes, it includes the story before the rollback too so it is rly long!
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edit: as it is too long to read it all, i will make the funny parts on bold
Im posting a new topic for this bk it made the 3 word story page load a bit slow
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(Post 1)There was a girl who was a bit too much bitching around so Rion ate his little uke who then had a huge orgasmic photo of ズuiyon which one he was a very happy little child on a tree with an object in naoise´s face who then puked all over big face of a brown bear.
Then Ayashii went into a barn and ate corn with onions and a pile of chocolate and meat then he rested deep in hay for 1 hour until the green umbrella fell down. Then Kerahna did eat a pineapple which tasted like an old fish so she spat it on a coat belonged to the incredible Hulk. When Hulk saw Rion running to glomp Daichi, he falls on his back, and rips ズuiyon skirt off and then Kerahna takes a pic of [insert naughty words] and shows them to everyone in the “other world”. Yuki sees them and is extremely happy and she puts them out on CD cover of her new live which is featuring vocalist ズuiyon and that is what Kerahna bought for Lugh´s birthday so when he came with the box and opened it in front of the green-faced Midori and put a face on the back of VERY confused Nich Hunter who went to Argentina to buy a giant fluorescent pink.
Then Kerahna saw Lugh´s grammas ukatsu and raped him then Lugh became a raped boy grammaly incorrect with a revenge thirst aimed at ズuiyon made Lugh to slip on a piece of newspaper.
Meanwhile George was happy with lyrics section in which will be added the new Kalafina´s wardrobe beside the unclothed pionXayashii poster and the pionxdaichi pics collection went directly to Yuki who was surpised yet printed it and shared it with everybody here adding her autographs one the printed pants of George then he became a totally random autographed novelty item eating the delicious *censored* and *censored* after vomiting all the contents of the *censored* he look the crap and up to clean himself and do some more grazing in the new flower garden with the big favourite flower of Yuki-megami´s great aunt who was angry at George for being too much kind to Yuki and very obsessed with Pion´s little black iPod touch and his sexy purple teddy bear which Midori also used to put sugar in tea on that day, InfinityEx was sad and came to dance with ズuiyon.
Unknown to InfinityEx, a little cat came and started the ズuiyon´s dance then Kerahna came and dances with the little cat then suddenly something odd happened to Ayashii with his PC and he suddenly felt a strong electric wave going beneath him though his tiny little dog, which and explode in a very big atomic mushroomshapped mushroom.
Kerahna then asked: why is Yuki there without any of her girls. The answer came from Lugh who was having dinner eating delicious pork with chinese food and said that Yuki is there without the girls which disappointed ズuiyon who do the ズuiyon dance while undressing but ズuiyon wont help them undress because he cant eat that big mountain of chocolate which his two red chop sticks.
Then Chibi appears and Chibi appears twice, you know? And says that and says that she´s appearing soon because of a Chibi appearance policy which is the weirdest thing ever. But pion dances like Captain Cookie while everyone watches his very big long and juicy green wine bottle.
Then Chibi and Kerahna went in a fancy room to play board games with very small dice and pieces that fits into Kerahna´s pants and ズuiyon skirt with little pink hearts that Ayashii really hates! But then ズuiyon skirt exploded into a million and we saw and Kerahna save Chibi with all of us from head to toes.
Then Rion saw a naked Daichi that [insert naughty word] while singing some tipical stripper song with the big bowl of cereals while Kerahna eats ズuiyon head when she heard Lugh singing the “Sex Bomb” song and taking off his cloths fast when suddenly a snake bit his very very little dangling junk and told him solemnly that his mother was in fact the richer billionaire but had gambled with panda bears and lost her big blue panda who was lazy but instead got big grilled bone that was covered in nuclear waste along with Ayashii and with Maxwell who was thinking of a naked giant statue of Liberty with a sexy fancy dress with many many pics of Yuki suddenly the dress fell into a green lake with melted chewing gum and evil flan made a balloon with dark matter chickens and a megahyperubergigantic piece of weathered garbage but it was too sticky to a float and imploded destroying Godzilla´s green wallet full of ズuiyon´s intelligence because it was an illusion created by the blue and drunk turtle named Nick Hunter who was owned by his master if case of and kind of emergency in the bedsheets with ズuiyon because he has very good tastes when it comes to his booger and censured stuff , being the best Yuki stalker ever meaning if Yuki had pepper spray she would hardly sing about it because she is a closet fan of Nick Hunter despite the fact.
Ayashii went to Victor Entertainment's office to see Maaya(Sakamoto) for a date and to talk about cookies and Yuki x Maaya Collaboration. It all went by Fei-Wong´s plan to collect all Yuuka´s beautiful costumes when Maaya spontaneously stole them all and ate them since she was Yuki´s secret daughter. After finding out Sailor Yuki´s identity is a person named Alin Kososki it was decided that the CPM must kill the traitors with long hard and sharp Claymore enchanted with Yuriko´s also sharp voice and sharper teeth that killed Voldy´s evil alter ego for being so fond of making love with the numerous clones of Ellis from El Cazador (de la Bruja) wich made mashimo-san bake sweet cakes with Wakana´s socks and Keiko´s new gothic lolita outfit while eating ice cream and kidney pie and thinking of little blue things without underwear and other signs of modesty as they jumped into a large bowl of cereal shaped like Yuki Yuriko-sama decided to punish Nick by chanting a kajiuran translation of his inner most secrets in Kerahna´s ear, but suddenly appeared an EXTREMELY irritated glowing human skull suspicious resembling Maxwell´s cousin that fired an embarrassingly shaped gun along with RaveD´s more embarrassingly shapped pink coloured pantsu and short skirt with “YUKI” embroidered in the bottom.
Yuki saw it and was SO FLAGERBASTED by the very idea that someone would actually think of trying to spend so many nights with Yuki Kajiura and an endangered panda then she saw Lugh and Rion GOING AT IT and got eaten by Godzilla´s new hungry green T-shirt with FictionJunction print and Kerahna´s face placed on Yuuka´s little pink bag which contained something sticky and blue which is actually a really big nuclear homecoming missile that is coming home with greetings from the glorious Rome covered in seafoam carrying a bomb and leave it in the Coliseum where Cannabinoids lurk to seek for rare See-Saw´s PVs broadcasted in a high-tech .cpm format from Mido´s macbaka when suddenly the hungry eyes of a caterpillar called Tinba immensus eruca became dark red because of the appearance of Goku with his kamehame aiming ruthtlessly at Lugh´s big fat wallet that exploded spilling Kajiuran dollars.
Out of nowhere, KONIcchi danced the ritual Mezame rendition which summoned wild Saeko´s cruel intentions. Saeko shouted: “ like Yuriko and fresh fried potatoes with all my mayonnaise mixed with Yuki´s golden daffoldils for breakfast and lunch and dinner but then Chiaki descended upon the big fat bottom of nowhere and screamed so loudly you could almost hear it from the inside of Rivyu´s black piano.
Then Yuki played chess with Revo in Kerahna´s house while the poor Yuriko was waiting outside the window for her dearest Yuki, Revo and a baka cat from KnK intros, when suddenly Mashimo-san pirouetted across the chess board making a musical box with the song “ship of fools” that actually sounded like “Maxwell Wicth” since it was Yuki´s bathtime song on public baths that are very surrealistic and kajiuran. The chessboard broke releasing a genie with Arcardio´s face and Kerahna´s hair that will be(post 500) look extremely weird then KONIcchi appeared while vanishing within a bottomless box set of boring anime erotic compact disks featuring Eri´s namesake written in Russian via Belarusian spelling with many misspellings that was how Athens burned up in delightful flames which killed Maxwell9 who was reborn as a very beautiful musical instrument for Yuki to ask Hitoshi Konno to shove in my living room and start dancing fastly without any hesitation till he becomes a lepreuchaun and forever hunt hunters that hunt Yuki Kajiura DVD to watch it with Onion-kun and Kerahna and Michelle all sitting on a bomb with Kajiuran-speaking timer that goes like “KARASITA IMASTIA ERAIYAA” which obviously means I love peeing at midnight hour and then Yuki tells them everything on her next concert which will be FictionJunction KERAHNA with Andy stage-designing in the concert using a team named FJ&Kalafina&Kerahna&YukiKajiura which was abbreviated FJKKK and scared away by the abbreviation “FJKKK” then FJKerahna quickly jump on the Chocolate Hills together with Yuki and all Canta-Per-Me and salva nos who prayed about perpetual peace in a world tour again and again but something might be wrong with Yuki Kajiura and the jet-lagged agenda. For example, they could almost make the disordered track-list suddenly fall apart and front members absent without leave not forgetting that she need to do an introduction with those big appetite to eat and drink too so she decide to treat us with beer and lots of sake and shark meat topped with cherries and some surprise cheese slices with lots of chili and fresh strawberries plucked from the Kerahna´s grave yard then Yuriko Kaida ate a cookie that has a magical power that epically fails leaving marshmallows in your big empty stomach. Then Keiko and Kaori sing together “Silly-Go-Around” with FJKerahna and laughed afterwards so hard they farted a lot of channel no5 then on SHAcademy makes no sense since they were all in love with the guy even the CPM community was shocked they don’t mind because it´s me and a big box of chocolates which full of Kajiuran Dictionary which translate KONIcchi as eleiteya eleiteya ha which means: “I wanna sing serenato” and there is a heavenly song written by Yuki specifically for Voldermort that is named “You´re so smelly” and contained awesome repeated Kajiuran chants.
Meanwhile Kera-chan is dancing with any tap shoes was eating a cookie! And then Kera-chan wonders why she has to be in love with Yuki-sama and Voldermort but Yuki-sama thinks that Kera-chan is a lovely person, absolutely not stalkerish and not FAT despite of that she still want to eat rice and Sinigang with Arcadio who was still wide awake and singing a song for Michelle then something fishy appeared in the bathroom of Kerahna who name keeps a secret from always being mentioned by Tsubasa and Kerahna bites Tsubasa while Acardio laughs and Michelle is listening to music on last.fm, while kissing Acardio on hamster eats cookies “WTF?” Michelle said and wondering about the avatar of a black hole on Ayashii´s big and very round chesse&ram pizza with extra ram and extra cheese plus a special kajiuran secret ingredient from the exotic country named Japan that is a home to forbidden Crazy-Purple-Monster underground guild where Yuki-megami lives with a fabulous singer named YUUKA-hime that lives in a castle in the sky.
Meanwhile Kalafina singing one of their all kajiuran song if any exists it must be have a chorus that sounds like a familiar music of Tsubasa Chronicles but it is godsibb remixed with ARIA which sounded like akastuki no kuruma finally Yuki-sama says: “Haha oh wow loving such medleys!” better mixed it. Then Koizumi did the ZUYION DANSU several times around until Koizumi got his head all full of the creepy suspicious concerning Yuki marital status and secret children with Kerahna´s dream of joining them equals “Murder Dream”. “WTF” Yuki asks this is outrage and CPM responds: “What the hell what´s the dansu?”. Yuki laughed like a giant Elmo evil mojo-jojo plotting. The laughter caused all of them a very high singing voice of distortion, which is over 19937Hz and making them deaf a mysterious doctor named Dr. Nick and Doctor House to the rescue! Kajiura was worried whether the doctor could cure Kerahna or not, because if Kerahna(-san) couldn’t cure her brain she cannot compose a song collaborating with Revo again and with Voldermort. Then Michelle come with confused mind and says “Hey what´s up people?!”. Then they replied: “Hey girl!”, then baking a cake for Yuki to eat at her homemade cake. After eating ice cream they barfed again and burped until tained cookies flew to the ground and was quickly growing wings and flying to the eternal blue sky. It grew larger and larger and then exploded into fluffy rainbows that tasted like yop strawberry yogurt that Arcadio ate and Michelle saw Kerahna eat too with her HANDS dancing on the stage with FictionJunction girls and Yuki. CPM members received FJClub newsletter from Yumi, who was a Japanese Yuki fan and also was eager to register at FJClub cause she loves joining clubs to go at Events and private parties to eat yummy big red gumdrops and maybe meet the FJ vocalists for a slumber party. However Kaori lost her voice and needed a lemon and salt with the snoopy dog shaped straw that was limited in quantity at a super special awesome store – Starbucks to all CPM members. This was frightening and creepy the same time but was also very exciting cause the recipe had creamy peanut butter energetics, love and lots of majuuuu flavored like strawberry but smelled like a leftover bread covered with Aokabi(Penicillium). Then green garlic with adobo and Yuki-shaped cereals falls over a love house stage with Yuriko and FJ-girls plus Elisa plus Haruka Shimotsuki and CPMeFina and Mile Oldfield as Captain Jack Sparrow in “Kajiura of Yummy´s piggy onion and Zui´s Manju no, that is DANGO!
So people danced together with “Serenato” and with masquerade the arrival of Yuki, Kaori and a mini Keiko and Nozomi Itoshiki in a wheelchair and with Sumomo(Chobits) currently eating Keroro with Mokona and spicy tsubasa sauce and Kerahna´s spirit broken down here in the hole of Arcadio´s… garden of beautiful essence then appears a witch named ズuiyon holding a lollipop which was strawberry mixed with vanilla and lactic acid but she is immortal and wants revenge for manju ズuiyon who is a ex-girlfriend of the singer, . So we are gonna salvage him and re-arrange an old curse and put it on Ki-chan. So poor Kiyoko-san became a poor and became rich in peanut-butter cookies and chocolate-chip cookies with chili topping and Tabasco sauce. So then Tsubaba talked in a strange, new language that was quite loud and very annoying like a Voldy language that smelled of evil. While Kiyoko and YURIKO KAIDA started a Everlasting Night…. of everlasting melodies. Because I think Kiyoko and Yuriko are the most best friends forever but since they killed little green goblin who wields a powerful and weird violin bow made of platinum and yaoi Fan-girl with pale skin defeated by Yuri with bare hands but that triggers Kiyoko's banning-all-yaoi-yuri-stuff censorship. But Kiyoko forgot that there was singing a song and dancing naked in huge silence in the dark for no obvious reason to dance except probably because you cant see a thing in front of your door that opens to the land of ever distant twilight under the toilet of Yuki. Do not ever try this at night, because you´ll see spirits eating delicious noodles with double strawberries and chocolate syrup! I kissed Kaori then. But Keiko saw that with WAKANA and sharks appear on Wakana´s head Kaori ate them. The last boss Yuki-sama showed up and said: ”Minna-san I shall summon Tsubasa and YUUKA in the name of FictionJunction YUUKASA”. So they conquer Tsubasa´s heart with the funeral picture of a really huge handsome Cthulhu and Aozaki´s puppet eating Araya from the apartments and dancing with Hoshizuki who is cannibal when he see any female he kiss with Zui´s 1300000-years old sausage with coconut milk which was expired a million years ago.
Then the cat got out with Shiki chibi holding chibi Asagami and a chibi-Keiko with mini shikigami eating takoyaki in a round bowl with ズuiyon´s soup in Yuki´s Mac ruining her hardware beside piles of pancakes with syrup than it falls into the porridge. The horrifying mixture smelled like a decomposing mash of (1 year bday of the thread) a Nintendo DS with hair spray sprinkled with pepper. Yuki got pissed than threw a steel piano to him in revenge. Yuki tortured Revo but Revo didn’t complain because he is a mas*hiccup*. Yuki gave him a knife to enjoy. Revo smiled at TEH HAMMER and stabbed himself than appears Saya(from Saya no Uta) with bandage kits and chain saw while eating slimes of Zuiyons private supply of slimes.
Aozaki´s puppet performance is to sing the 1000th reply of Sen ya while bbq-ing ズuiyon and his big collection of human clone of . Aozaki was amazed so she made red velvet cake with bluepink cherries import from Fuyuki and to be boiled for hours in Mt. Pinatubo and with FJ YURIKO for a party of Pepsi light with David Beckham and Johnny Depp with special appearance of hell girl to take revenge on Happy Potter because Harry had a “69” wallpaper with GL that has been banned 2009 years ago. The “Salsa nova” merged with “yanma-sama” devoured “The World”. Moira recreated it by using dango called ズuiyon. So Yuriko played Bach on Hitoshi´s violin and Wakana sang with the song “ice-cream” with a cheese. Suddenly, exclaimed: “Im in love with Leonore, BWAHAHA.” But denied the marriage license in front of the YK family so family members changed their mind “go marriage!” they and tear it Yuriko laughed and punched Xamdou. Then slammed the table with much vigor together with Yuki finding the Avalon. The table broke under Kuropon´s sword. The girls ran at 100km/h speed over the river slicing the river drinking the river in dream scape to arrive in a big old dark forest then appears a three-eyed-green-slimely-frog-monster and his three-eyed-green-slimely-frog-minions wielding slime swords and with the absolute slimely shield mastered by Yuriko and forged by Revo to death and polished with hydrogen-3 and kajiuran 100% shiny polisher then the chainsaw slashed Xamdou across his yaoish body and yuri regeneration body of him slicing the world with his nail and Hiruken Emperor of Kajiuran Republic awaken by the velveteen shark and golden armoured Keiko with a little golden tennis racket and a glue stick on Hitoshi´s nose for eternity and then he sliced his nose with a butter Excalibur forged by-rick-roll'd-cause-its-classical-XD to fight the evil forces of chibi rotten rabbits the velveteen-sharks appeared in ice gray skin and she was slayed by the Great Yuki-Sama who was immortal and has a thousand of underlings and pretty teddy-bears marching towards CPMe so the Crazy-Purple-Monsters armed themselves with Xandou´s big pencil which worth USD$10billion in Xamdou´s mind suddenly it rained.
There are two lil cute rabbits who are trying to make Valentine´s a april fools box of chocolate that full with velveteen sharks and rotten rabbits which smells stinks that Yuki feel like a super hero with a big dinousar-sized axe with the ability to transmute tentacles into candy bears that in a Kiyoko-ism way of loving Yuriko Kaida, Bach and Yuki making people jealous. Pauline meet YUUKI of the affection or eCanter in the Akashic records of Kiyoko´s garden of thousand sinister. Then Shiki and Fujino rape Xamdou in front of the seventh heaven just for fun Kiyoko cleaned them because they are not healthy and Kiyoko is jealous about the rape of the manliness and dumb people.
Months after that everything got cleaned even the Yaoi so the world is now happy as in seventh-heaven. Love started blooming among Tsuba´s goats and Yuki´s goats there is a curry and ice cream sent by lord Yuki and King to slaughter the paradox spiral of Araya old man was drinking tea while reading philosophy on the beach inside a snailshell with a Pokemon battle going on with Zui and Pikachu riding the Chocobo and Moogle with Ramza Belouve eating nasi goreng and drinking some sake and wine with chesse and salad dressing that is the King´s most favourite dish.
And then Leonore danced with the castanets under the moon with other people with castanets on the overflowing river of melted chocolate turn into tsunami which fell on her stage and made her mad with God´s wrath turning into homicidal for the spambots and spam cakes of the unknown spammer but then slap the spammer and kicks him in the butt of HIS MASK(End of last sum up) to the other side of river so ズuiyon split the river with his manju powers then the came and kissed ズuiyon on his hand but he was daydreaming and it is just a love story with Yuki´soundtrack of KnK ost and Tsubasa ost with limited edition DVD PV of-all-tracks that all desires to burn into cheese and pudding SPAM cake with the first touch of Yuki´s hand magical fingers of Revo the Yuki and now that mystic Jigoku Shoujo knocks on your gives a voodoo doll which curses grammar murderers like a military officer happily dancing polka while eating bullets made of honey.
The polar bear pet of Nick Hunter was trying to find a polka dancing Nargle and going down to utopia of the land of ultra spicy dango(s) and ズuiyon DANSU round a camp under the moon for a romantic rendezvous with Wakana and golden shark, Leonore and Kiyoko caught some salmon for the bear.
Meteors fell onto your you head. Then paradise regained by inserting a coin on Xamdou mouth. Verthand's cannibalism madness made his day towards the parliament for a speech about world invasion by the Asians from parallel world over the horizon solar system which is dark and contain unlimited space to dance with Asuka and Maya during the luxurious Kiyoko bday party with tons of Yuriko's everlasting melody and extra free Kajiurago Dictionary for all her fans for midnight movie with language kajiurago and subtitle kajiuran and karaoke effects of purple and twilight blue colours and red fireworks they ended it finally with a unexpected twist at PH PV release!
Then a giant human eating kajiuran Snoopy appeared with an Arcadio doll with no arms but with two heads. It loved to eat worms and depressed people of Kajiuran country with its unsafe but efficient plan of taxation towards poor misfortunate souls during dango invasion of ズuiyon rescue.
ズuiyon transformed into a pervy monster something (he) already was but looked like a cute teddy-bear with huge chopper and manju bun of lulz curry which he kindly ate using katana and comb as-fork under a waterfall where Kalafina&FictionJunction sirens singing "Zodiacal Sign" and "Inca Rose" seduces the sailors while "Mata Kaze ga Tsuyoku Natta" ehoes throughout the wonderland of fluffy clouds and rising sun and colourful flowers and ズuiyon DANSU after the singing it rained lipstcks and make-up(s) while sharks flew eating strawberry Pocky and Yuki's Gucha-han.
"Trace On" initiated mad tea times during medieval timeline so a herd holding a stick of tasty marshmallows burnt with hell-fire charged towards the era of everlasting songs and cake and ice cream to eat them slowly but surely THIS IS SPARTA they yelled loudly doing ズuiyon Dance while while wearing a ズuiyon leotard made of pink tablet of hard cider and lemon cream banana pie covered in cream.
Xamdou bites Arcadio only to break the karma cycle that was already impaled into Lord of Kajiuran words and Xamdou-ism spread among the hell beast of the tufo shop along Avenue Q. The road to Avalon Code and then everyone bite nargles like shin´s cat which is also like to bite UNregistered CPM lurkers and maybe kajiurah8rs and chat stalkers and cute snoopies and my phantoms and fat pigs and everything else which is evil in this world.
Meanwhile in a village of crazy-purple-monsters appear golden monkeys
looking for precious Monkey King Sun-Wu-Kong but found Goku taking a bath in a barrel held at gunpoint by a midget with a big hat and shoes made of straws and ズuiyon DNA became a gorilla that danced the ズuiyon DANSU forever and ♥e♥v♥e♥r♥ and ever and EVER like a rondo which Beethoven wrote causing a revolution to the Kaiser to fight evil onions from Pacific Ocean of castanets that is waterproof then from the hellish toilet bowl a mutant winkle like swine flu infected Hikaru's nose and spread to Wakana's shark and Zuipaw's manjuu, so he went
when Wakana's shark (attacked everyone and ate their brains for her to feed on 8D) eaten his ghost so his dolphin evaporated and became (WAKANA'S SECOND SHARK) a replacement ghost of tsubasa's phantom and Kiyoko's Phantom with Enma Ai together they are the powerpuff girls but its was mojojojo's conspiracy to humiliate them with-the-PPG-name so they renamed it and added Powerful Pink Pandas(PPP) and their nemesis s naked mojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojo but from the bottom of his endless hell came where monkeys fly in volcanoes for Kerahna to do HOT SEXY taxes fr the government of green cheese and red wine to give to Michelle and Arcadio to bite Arcadio and to burn him like a magic of elf hexing that turns everyone into bunnies with huge muscles of steel and sword of karma which was too sinister for him for avoiding the Planet's Judgment Day.
The revival of new FJ's event which costed around 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 in cash and one lollipop started the final judgement for him for his treason on page 100 article three, section 9 which stated from sharks' beach that water must turn into wine through human's blood but not Jesus's for no reason other than that blood pie was very delicious but nothing like Jesus's lance of longinus.
It had the best effect on guns and roses which stinks like roses and guns that rots for many years at that one place where swine flu is never feared and everyone is so happy that they sing Kajiura even when dead in da bed all stained red with tomato juice on Itokubo's dresses that were too see-through for public
but it's cute as the little girl had said: "Don't bite me!~"
Then she replied: "Are you Xamdou?" "nope." Xamdou replied.
Then Kiyoko fell in love with Xamdou's daughter Saya who can damage human's brain using Xamdou's biting via instant transmission technique and Jolly Ranchers with bluetooth via Xamdou's big laptop with 10000000GB RAM and some Ebola-virus from Kiyoko's saliva no, that's Xamdou'sdivine blood which burned everyone's skins and also the a few sausages with white pepper and red strawberry jam that fell into Wakana's shark's water tank polluted.
Then the shark mutated into a nargle which planned to create more frogs on Earth for they wanted a nuclear war started by Chise which costed around 345.000.000.000 Yen transfered from the secret nargle bank in the forest with a naked and with muscle man tsubasa since that moment the girls have slayed tsubasa and put him into a magical pandora box located in Xamdou's belly with his organs and his naked balding head that Zui loved so Xamdou stab himself and became god for one second and ズuiyon fell on Wakana's Shark and was bitten by Xamdou and his wifes.
However a giant onion flew over and chopped everyone up into thin slices served in sandwiches across the border with ketchup and ginger tea and Yuki's drowned cellphone with ice cream and Saeko's melody sounds across Versailles and cpm town the land of everlasting swine flu so they needed Wakana's shark to give birth to a new vaccine for Wakana's dinosaur who is a Velveteen Shark that killed nationalistic ideals for tennis which holds veto over Wakana's latte and everyone's madness.
Then Kiyoko said: I love dango" then she sang "I love Yuriko!" and then shouted "Sharks are delicious!" and bites a xamdou on his Excalibur which breaks her teeth and eats a cherry with orange juice and ginger tea to fix her throat cancer that drowned her cell-phone into Yellow River.
Kaori quickly jump into Leonore's arms and stabs her with cupid's arrow on Xamdou too so chaos ensued that everyone's butt except ズuiyon's and became rather lovely and cute and bouncing like she's on a huge fluffy dango that's like ズuiyon while singing the Kajiurian national anthem in Kajiura-go mixed of the international CPM holyday day for H1N1 victims who haven't got cured by Flashman's super special power anything to complain Xam's biting habit is all denied only for him but to no citizenship to nargles because of the DAICHI's NEW SIG and Nick's avatar which is too packed with ammo and ズuiyon Manjuu of wise Araya and his minions of Ouroboros mecha and Magitek troops with medusa moko-chan with metal dangos dancing with Tsubasa a dance known by all people.
Shin's dictatorship had forced everyone buy a kiss from the closest supermarket somewhere in Australia which sells fresh humans' organs and Wakana-brand Shark meat cooked by tsubasa who loves loli and writes yaoi trying to post his yaoi fanfics to worldwide yaoi -loving audiences.
Then the SS (Super Sumo) came and danced around with lolipops on tennis racket while she hit on everyone here and on Yuki for eating her Wakana-brand shark meat and Yuki's iPOD filled with Yuki's Mike Oldfield collection when it suddenly rains golden swords when one pierced a poor stray watermelon. It cried: "Why do I have to bite Xamdou's butt with tasers and glue and lots of of burnt cheese and rotten mushrooms that Xamdou bit happily yet sadly ズuiyon kissed Arcadio while secretly photographed and published throughout the scrapbook to Kalafina but the reality was not in here as a Kitty waked a huge gorilla bearing suspicious resemblance of naked papaya.
Upon seeing this, the durians rampages escalated to something big , huge and strangely delicious, though still very smelly and mp3-player like , whatever the meaning, everyone's confused now because of george and ズuiyon's dance, which is spastic and also delicious but very erotic like xamdou and ズuiyon as they were
and 
ing sexy.
However, Xamdou fell in a black hole of paradox spiral where Araya seek true Wisdom of tsubu tsubu ichigo which is Keiko's-favorite-flavor and tsubasa cheated with Kerahna on ズuiyon and Xamdou because Leonore was also a cheater. But george wasn't pervey as the ズuiyon usually is like the Kerahna with her golden tiara like Sailor Mercury, but the skirt didn't match the magic wand.
Rei-chan got angry uses necromancy to command the nargles to annihilate herself, receiving painful death from death whom her concern to creator of Blitzkrieg was completely unheeded raising minor curiosity of the citizens who began throwing pies and kittens with eggs & tomatoes on george´s face who was dumbfounded but equiped with super mega big flag of FJ&Kalafina and a holy super karaoke microphone for them to sing Kajiurian anthem of the Republic Kaori and her secret love land of chocolate and Kajiuran Canadian anthems hidden under Yukia Rei´s supervision so that everyone got pie so they can perform cannibalism live along with pie-eating but then a velociraptor came and asked Kera to veto out Shitler to the castanets and the kajiuria-zi(s) because they are high and loud like my big bells of twilight ringing at midnight until the next 9th of March where he slaughtered Xamdou with Sharks but he survived by biting sharks until Wakana arrived and rescue him to cook him for her sharks to eat, and to be worshipped as shark excretion until everybody can store it till the nargles arrive to spead it with swine flu and T-Virus towards Xamdou, ズuiyon, Tsubasa and there's no salvation for none CPMe Memeber and the Mayan prophecy that Kerahna is our imminent apocalypse bringer that hides the elfen bookof Kajiuran commandments that Yuki-sama wrote about sharks and Kajiurago language grammar fandubbed by tsubasa, the Yes man, and autographed by Tsubasa X Yukia the two man Yukia is female and half male and wth are all the sounds that comes from me, apparently, though bk Yukia Rei import from Mars in the deepest universal of nowhere to madlax to Akashic Record to record wicked tunes of people mulitate nothing!
(Page 125)So happy that revealed pantsu of Leonore closet which is pink and with NatNao picture on it´s back side that shows "THIS-IS-SPARTA!!!!" and fluffy cows colored sky blue.
Meteors came crashing Xam's old house and his new army of butterflies powered by nuclear from ultimate Chise, the curry lover who loves to bite and sell Kiyoko's organ for Dr Moreau's research on onion cyborg with Windows FJ and Kalafina Protocol to go after the legendary Onion-calibur.
Anyways, the ultimate Onion queen assassinated Revo and Xamdou who just signed a contract with Voldymort and Ai to kill themselves using a needle and bloody chainsaw before Xam's nuclear hits the Northern part of Nargles that close to the secret of the wtf-omg-wth Pact thoroughly describing the dramatic end of communism in Soviet Russia, but not in ズuiyon's muscles and his organs but then it rots his mind and his body into dango-like nano-machine he tried to stalk but got slaped seriously by Kalafina's shikigami who is featured by Kichan and her special force of Yuriko Power of Senator Kerahna to create many laser-endowed sharks in sea of twilight, searching for Yukia Rei body during the apocalypse ending this world casting everyone to hell with taxation due to Xamdou's dictatorship of Xamdou-ism everyone get mad about gore and blodd, because of the disordered gore-land.
Lately, someone from Leonore's mind shouted "Give me cookies~!" that one wanted just a kiss from another who give her cookies made from humans she can't eat because she doesn't know true wisdom nor does she but she knows how to make perfect chocolate cookies which she shares with her lovely (hot harem of) friends at CPM! The cookies was pink in colour and tasted like despair and happiness but one day she made contract with people who ate brownies instead of eating strawberries with gunpowder topping so she could bomb some bad evil ppl like Sylar and Araya then Otome-zu came bought more cookies and Yuuko-branded Sake made by tsubasa with Watanuki and Yaoi Fangirls that shot by Kiyoko who used-to-love-yaoi-very-much , moreover she shot Xamdou, the Eiyuu Ou shot xamdou too but epic fail the bullets gone after Xamdou's death even in afterlife Yammy was still dangerously cheesy and then he said: "A pox on whatever and anywhere anytime and forever and for all who worship him shall -not- die from the terrible kicks and slaps and nukes from the rabbit army and the lycans because there was a ancient secret about spartan's bible in the remote 2000 reply land to sea of white chocolate milk they went there and found a music box with FictionJunction dolls made perfectly from crystal and flawless art they try to treasure it forever so they got a strawberry-flavored lollipop as a souvenir for tsunami victims to love forever and ever and wouldn't stop unless "dispell" was used.
ズuiyon and Xamdou went on a high school named "Academy of Delicious dango dango daikazoku for harems" to learn to cook human flesh snacks for three hundred minutes with onions and leochan fingers were cut into pieces of fragments of human sausages afterwards, someone yelled "THIS IS SPARTA!! And they ate and savoured it , even the bones were tasty, so they made more adding Kerachan eyes and more soup so that Verthand would never be able to fly with the use of kajiura bombs.
Tsuba then picked summer apples from seventh heaven garden and Kajiurakashic Record written in unreadable Kajiurago upon stone tablets found in Xamdou's PC while he kicked all the crazy nargles to the deep depths of the really deep depths of Angra Manyu the endless hell (Page 138) ROLLBACK (Page 17) FULL OF HACKERS and they whom got tortured by the nargles of Avalon in Utopia the HACKERS are stabbed themselves to meet cut OFW and feel on their butts forever and ever until they cuts their own throats and their *** that loved hamburguers with human waste that is so delicious to them . They wont stop even if you tore their brains and ate them like mapo tofu with blue cheese and blood wine from they own beloved nargle and they often gave people fake diamonds that almost drank the whole ocean when they could just go and release their fart onto their nose and drink rotten white, milky egg inside a turtle ice blended drink made of turtles?
The promised immortality and everlasting love in the land of unreachable utopia of the spiral of kerachan´s pants which is pink and has a polka-dot on the knee and spikes and Verthand´s pic in tiny frame and micro size manjuu bounce around her sexy hips and bite around everyone and slaps Xam to Mars with flashman and no cloths on because of heatwaves so they brought a can of tomato juice which splashed over Yuki which purify the crazy pink cucumbers that taste like strawberry jam with shark meat flavor and organs spicing to taste then and season with tsubasa style grammar equals wrong English!
So whatever they says wrong, Kiyoko and goes to steal their souls and eats their panda and their cutie green dangos.
And so today hot days ended for 20min and freezing nights if you could reach “GOD DIVA” or “Yuukyou Seishunka”you will be alive or be dead that depends on a flying shark likes or not to eat veggies from Otome´s Garden and apples grow then autumn came while bringing onions onto the land to bite stormy and maker her unique and beautiful but sinister too yet fortunately, people in Canada are moving to Japan and got H1N1 so much so everything changed while Pandachan was dancing the ズuiyon dansu in high heels and a leotard to get focused on kajiurago poems with romantic contents and sesame street filled with fans of big bird with raimbow-like colors and Kiyoko´s face where olivers grow all the year round and blooms out white flowers and manju fruit a gardener needed for the ultimate wedding part AND pluts YurikoxKiyoko and also YukoXChiaki there and the honeymoon started in gensou-rakuen with unlimited roses along a river down to nowhere but suddenly a pink elephant showed in the skies a dragon flew with sirens together on it´s back with my scarf kills the lord of the endless mind of Kerahna and green dango with soya sauce danced the famous naked ズuiyon DANSU around a torch of King´s will but different from the Abyssps Will with Will from the mad Kowz and his empire that was vast and very 1337 with my naked but almost invisible hot sekkushi~ dango and Kera´s hugs in the winter city of London under the stars of the tofu and friend buns spells were sung by none other than you and that one guy hugs each other until they died and became zombies then came a little chubby lion waving a wand without a hand but with a trendy little lamp of various powers and other fires from starry sky but then a huge dango showed and river flowed in cold water they always clawed on wall of no return that(Page 30) sealed the devil it is mine that broke the hardly drawn line on the solid frigid little fridge in xam´s house on the bridge of kiyo´s noice where beehives hide later, there came a huge bulldozer holding a cane which is so unless u know how to row go and flow on the sea with a bea chasing camping Kerahna with Gold Chocobo and golden onions and green bugs under kichan skirt.
Kerahna then pulls the string of a water trap and pours wine into the cup and asks for the true wisdom and deadly nargles and strawberry pie and canned shark-meat Xam love them.
Then one day KOW AND KIYOKO went to the great big field and made a flower crown for Kiyoko and Ai with Wanyuudou and kissed Kowz but he refuse, because THIS IS SPARTA no matter what and how many ugly big fat bottom of Verthand´s that flying around rando-chan´s head and plugged into a cute kichan pantsu and revived this to long live the Goddess Yuki!
While they struggled to survive in the muddy chocolate in deep cup, yoyochan realized that everything was awful and ate wasabi in order to breath napalm fire and get rid of Kow´z cooties to save the cowz in England and KOKIA land.
Then Yukia realized that Verthand was good at vocal-removing for kiyoko´s songs so we all ask Verthand to be a big polar bear that eats gore lovers with big hearts and came and slapped Zui and then kissed Wakana and Yuriko then they danced around KONIcchi and Kowz because they will cook them as requested by Yuki-sama herself that they become sacrifices for our glory!!!
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onion met kerachan and wanted to say KOWZ & KERAHNA are not legally-married thus they needed Kiyo to kick Kowz´s velveteen shark-pet into deep hell where they´d play nasty doctor game with verthand and the cute kerahna-chan who eloped with her dearly beloved BED and her delicious waifu Kowz who unfortunately was not a woman and not a-human-being but a moose.
So kiyoko cursed-kowz-into-a-chocolate-moose-cake and eat her and strawberry pocky and chicken soup with lots of mashed dango and bobas but these will be Xamdou´s nice and tasty dessert. Then tsubasa wanted to punch Shin because he wanted to die but not to take a shower in cold slime because it would hurt seriously on his mysterious crotch which is pink.
When a crocodile ate an onion that was actually ズuiyon's best friend from a distant planet beyond the universe of zurra that was closed because a giant Kiyo ate every extreme fish taco on Kowz´s big and flyffy pillow.
Then kiyoko said: KOWZ-KIYOKO BFFs (Page40)isn’t true actually instead they´re lovers outcasted from paradise who accidentally landed on a bloody rabbit with preparation of casting Uratai-jutsu to slap everyone with a fiery red micro skirt that’s actually flaming and melting hot choco plus cold rainbow ince cream soup that freezes anything on it´s belly, which didn’t melt on your frozen heart. So, Kiyoko and Kowz flee to Thailand and there they made lots of kajiurans crowded in front of Yuki´s secret heardquarter, behind Kerahna´s secret house where ghosts lived long time ago and still haunt by gillsa and a squishy dango on a gundam form that can make chocolate muffins turn into mutants.But gillsa accidentally ate them so nobody survived at the last minute.
Then winter´s kitty jumped onto Kiyoko but then I throw the cat on someone´s face. The cat was not quite ready to steal all the cookies that the ambitious Kowz planned to use them to throw Xamdou into harem but the harem was actually a hell full witch huge red ants and tiny dangos who were eaten by CPMer, Zuiyon but ズuiyon's stomach where xam lives was feeling uncomfortable because of nargles.
Shin wanted to summon his cat but the cat wanted freedom so it ignored shin and ran away towards the end where the candy man lives and turned him into the “sparkleguy” onion so he goes to the onion-party and drinks poison so he died from it but he became a super hype winter that freezes all the party attendants.
However, realizing that he lost his super power of dancing DANSU he decided to dance Aikoi instead but she realize that was impossible because of Pikachu crashed all the kiyo-fruit compost conservas, much to dismay the knife-onion appeared with Shiki´s smile in front of the flying saucepan with chocolate sauce that was just overly friend grasshoppers that winter ate with great happiness and great satisfaction.
Then winter said: I´ll use last.fm to entertain myself with scrobbling many nice KOKIA songs.
Her songs were somehow mixed up because her Scrobbler was under computer-virus. It was named Kiyoko From Hell (exclusive WindowsFJ build) because it was written in kajiurago that was translated into russian, only the KGB could understand that and turned into chocolates recipes to make sweet Belgian waffles.
Kiyoko kicked the stomach of “Hua Xiao Min” and his sensitive stomach juices were splashed to everywhere. Xamdou got excited beucase his organs like seeing juices thus he wanted to drink some gigantic bottles of human brain juice suppled by Kiyoko´s special, extra smart chemist silverywhite as a result of a search.
But Xamdou actually drank something else so he went to the sink and turned on the hot water .
(Page 50) He burnt himself and cried to death so kiyo-pon watched him as he screamed and thought that it was very beautiful dream because he thought of Kiyoko could send him some of her old dirty laundry including her pantsu was sent to my room and the world was ending.
Afterwards, xamdou saw mio on tv and nosebleeded when he saw-the-mio-pantsu and ate it.
Then winter thought: “xam is perv” and Kiyoko agreed. Kiyoko then wondered “why do I have to run all the way naked on ice” then she take pVertimeout into hell.
One day, Kiyoko and Kerahna were going to buy a ズuiyon in a can of KANON-brand fruit jam to cook him for a feast. And the feast is located in Ecuador, where most people go to celebrate their thanksgiving day, and kill each other because they like to eat ramen.
To his surprise, something that was made him feel fat and ugly also turned him into some kind of caterpillar that likes to eat all kafka´s book with barbecue sauce and chili sauce with ice cream and cold beer than xam drank a whole bottle of blue ink because he tried to kiss Kowz with ink on his face.
So they blue-ink squid will remain permanent on his face unless Kerahna mercifully puts am ask on his stained reputation but she won´t instead she will destroy the green elephant stomping though the very poor taco shop located far away from winter´s greedy hands.
Meanwhile… Kiyoko invited to some place ten CPMers and started some kind of food fight featuring ズuiyon-shaped dangos that were served on burning arrows decorated with pink stones that can turn into living velveteen sharks that played with Wakana.
Then Xamdou kidnapped ズuiyon then Yuriko came and tortured them with hot water and hammered their eardrums with music until there remained pink yurikos circling one giant yuriko that laughed evilly.
Yuriko made a garlic flavored fruitcake for all guys and strawberry-pocky for-the-girls and a pie with fungi on spicy mayonaisse icing singing 'Himitsu' loudly with back vocals and creepy orchestration from Brian Setzer And everyone thought it was Kiyoko.
Suddenly it was KOKIA!!! that uses the resonating device to transform CPMers into crazy purple pumkin dangos monsters jumping over bonfires and screaming some Kajiuran Chants: "saramnamanamiyaiyamnamayammarama....
The terror starts when Kiyoko saw Hua-Xiao-Min standing right in front of the kitchen knives, she quickly jump onto his head and sent him to hell where enma ai was already dressed in a pink tutu with blood stains.
HOLY CRAP! what... was she thinking? I mean, seriously... it was awful!! I can't believe Emma Ai would dress herself in a pink tutu with black panties (Page 60) over her head.
Kiyoko then came to tell her how lesbians go crazy and stupid if you put your brain inside an orange jack-o-lantern.
Everything got messed as kiyo's dictatorship by xamou's organs playing very loudly drums of war this is crazy because Xamdou is a flying butler who wants HAREM and likes 'Dango-GrayMan'owner of Baou and yummy onigiri which is liked for his boing-ness then everything exploded in verthand's mouth which was gross and needs ZERO Acid mouthwash, so Ali baba came to lock Xamdou-kun with giant shark Sharks attract Wakana because they want a perverted outer-space-human who can use purple laser beams on evil fangirls because they are planning something dirty and their leader Onion bitch girl with Lady Gaga and Paris Hilton are wanting Yuki to be her parent in law and teach them sing Kajiurago, so they decided to take their exams on KLPT(Kajiuran Language Proficency Test
) for the requirements in being a FJ but they arefailed, so they cheat their scores but got caught by the KGB for using 542542 and peeping at naughty yaoi doujins which contains Kei_Kaito and Wakana Kaori playing Persona 4 and Otome games and ALiBAT, Umineko so you must make some churros and sing until you get hungry and die starving.
In addition, you to take medication for swine flu and for ズuiyon he needs operation to become Fuhrer of land of twilight. Because he desperately needs the Factor which is important for the Doctorate Degree Program wherein you will earn permission to kill the unfaithful kowzfaustus fon ronsenberg Due to treachery and great slander.
Kaori and Keiko went to Afghanistan to aid peoples attacked by the army of WAKANA's pink sharks steals Xam's sarira.
Bin Laden came and bombed Xamdou and mutilated Yuki88 and the war ended: a hydrogen-bomb fell from sky to destroy Midgar.
Somewhere in Hong Kong where Kiyoko lived with her friend who's from Singapore who wants harem but always failed because of misfortune that was given by Kiyoko the witch from darkness.
WAKANA then saw Kera-chan came out from boy's toilet with her boyfriend and slapped xamdou to exchange gender with him, and tsuba-kun was shocked when I (tsubasa) saw the video of Yuki dancing salsa-nova the video is fake but its REAL it contains Tsuba-kun under the mistletoe hidden under the blazing Christmas tree dancing salsa-nova happily! He was kissing yuki88 and huggs the KFC(not Kentucky Fried Chicken, its KAJIURA Fried Chicken) Logo CPM family's shocked and slapped tsuba-kun in both cheeks. as tsuba-kun escaped with Yuki Kajiura.
Tsuba-kun had fallen in love. Then he smacked up Xamdou but they finally split up because he wanna pee and zuiyon came to stop tsuba-kun from running and he stumbled down (Page 70) to yuki's closet and was teleported in a forest where kalafina lives and curse tsuba-kun to have fun while they cook person's internal organs only for Xamdou form his Harem only for boys all super "trap" UBER HUMONGOUS GIANT.
Xamdou realizes that he became a robot that loves a girl like kichan, but she loves loli weapons love and other robot who uses magic like mahou shoujo what the f...? you never know when a couple of Xamdou(-san) creatures will reproduce on the secret garden of North Korea this New Year.
Kim Jong Il jae joe yong and their bunny qin jun kichan loves to talk KOKIA in Kajiurago-Korean and jump on KOKIAland and Yurikoland.
The great Kiyoko decided to finally use her magic of sacred loli to unleash a giant rainbow octopus with sharp claws and really big cat claws-of death.
Kim Jong Il finally give up cooking the octopus and starts nuking the cpm hacker until he cries: I will never hack cpm ever again. Then a explosion was heard from Dream Port and everyone got away from the ran from KOKIAland bk the giant.
There was a me and you and a perv that will ride Kerahna and Kichan and bring them to the land of twilight, under the high sky beyond the sea on top of the world of the big giant and the tiny elf that are loving each other with their loving sweet tender kissin children that are going to Kerahna because they want all her blue hair and kerahna wanted to slap all their mouths so they would be quiet with kalafina on background and singing lacrimosa while dancing cha-cha with Barack Obama beside the river Styx where a girl named yuki88 has waited to say "I love you" from zuiyon's mouth.
Yuki88 killed ズuiyon using her powerful butler Maha Jyotisa and kicked zuiyon with power threads. zuiyon was shocked cuz Hoshi loves tsuba and she brings a bunch of roses to Xamou because she loves Xamdou-kun deeper. She kicked xamdou towards the fireplace because Xamdou got kiss from yuki88. Yuki88 Dies now.
Three hours later Yuki88 was revived and she ascended to 7th heaven and meet Kalafina and fallen to the front side of the hell and killed hoshi with her riffle and dango bazooka.
Hoshi just laughed while being targeted by Hua with Dango pillows that Zui always brings a playboy magazine since he is the Ruler of the poring world.
I am calling 1000 pervs to do pervert things
Suddenly, who were watching "High School Girls" while playing with a SONY PSP and saw zetsbou streaking like crazy purple monster that (Page80) is eaten by giant sharks that loves Wakana, thus she summons a A small bunny with a deathscythe with a DangoKnight.
Verthand summons a big, giant redeemer and smash the jar of magic kajiuran wonder juice then drink it (this) is the end of his pervness so he went to the pub and had a cup of tea with milk in his other hand then yuki88 joined and talked about wakana and sharks and Superbia Squalo.
Yuki88 saw two little girls walking towards the boogieman who was dancing to caramel dansen because he hates Xamdou-kun to do big fart bomb and smell his foot that smells like the ass of the giant…
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If we count the rollback we are on page 220 and that means 3300 replies or nearly 10000 words(if you count the epic cheaters like tsubasa lol)!!! Gogogo
Here it goes, it includes the story before the rollback too so it is rly long!
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edit: as it is too long to read it all, i will make the funny parts on bold
Im posting a new topic for this bk it made the 3 word story page load a bit slow
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(Post 1)There was a girl who was a bit too much bitching around so Rion ate his little uke who then had a huge orgasmic photo of ズuiyon which one he was a very happy little child on a tree with an object in naoise´s face who then puked all over big face of a brown bear.
Then Ayashii went into a barn and ate corn with onions and a pile of chocolate and meat then he rested deep in hay for 1 hour until the green umbrella fell down. Then Kerahna did eat a pineapple which tasted like an old fish so she spat it on a coat belonged to the incredible Hulk. When Hulk saw Rion running to glomp Daichi, he falls on his back, and rips ズuiyon skirt off and then Kerahna takes a pic of [insert naughty words] and shows them to everyone in the “other world”. Yuki sees them and is extremely happy and she puts them out on CD cover of her new live which is featuring vocalist ズuiyon and that is what Kerahna bought for Lugh´s birthday so when he came with the box and opened it in front of the green-faced Midori and put a face on the back of VERY confused Nich Hunter who went to Argentina to buy a giant fluorescent pink.
Then Kerahna saw Lugh´s grammas ukatsu and raped him then Lugh became a raped boy grammaly incorrect with a revenge thirst aimed at ズuiyon made Lugh to slip on a piece of newspaper.
Meanwhile George was happy with lyrics section in which will be added the new Kalafina´s wardrobe beside the unclothed pionXayashii poster and the pionxdaichi pics collection went directly to Yuki who was surpised yet printed it and shared it with everybody here adding her autographs one the printed pants of George then he became a totally random autographed novelty item eating the delicious *censored* and *censored* after vomiting all the contents of the *censored* he look the crap and up to clean himself and do some more grazing in the new flower garden with the big favourite flower of Yuki-megami´s great aunt who was angry at George for being too much kind to Yuki and very obsessed with Pion´s little black iPod touch and his sexy purple teddy bear which Midori also used to put sugar in tea on that day, InfinityEx was sad and came to dance with ズuiyon.
Unknown to InfinityEx, a little cat came and started the ズuiyon´s dance then Kerahna came and dances with the little cat then suddenly something odd happened to Ayashii with his PC and he suddenly felt a strong electric wave going beneath him though his tiny little dog, which and explode in a very big atomic mushroomshapped mushroom.
Kerahna then asked: why is Yuki there without any of her girls. The answer came from Lugh who was having dinner eating delicious pork with chinese food and said that Yuki is there without the girls which disappointed ズuiyon who do the ズuiyon dance while undressing but ズuiyon wont help them undress because he cant eat that big mountain of chocolate which his two red chop sticks.
Then Chibi appears and Chibi appears twice, you know? And says that and says that she´s appearing soon because of a Chibi appearance policy which is the weirdest thing ever. But pion dances like Captain Cookie while everyone watches his very big long and juicy green wine bottle.
Then Chibi and Kerahna went in a fancy room to play board games with very small dice and pieces that fits into Kerahna´s pants and ズuiyon skirt with little pink hearts that Ayashii really hates! But then ズuiyon skirt exploded into a million and we saw and Kerahna save Chibi with all of us from head to toes.
Then Rion saw a naked Daichi that [insert naughty word] while singing some tipical stripper song with the big bowl of cereals while Kerahna eats ズuiyon head when she heard Lugh singing the “Sex Bomb” song and taking off his cloths fast when suddenly a snake bit his very very little dangling junk and told him solemnly that his mother was in fact the richer billionaire but had gambled with panda bears and lost her big blue panda who was lazy but instead got big grilled bone that was covered in nuclear waste along with Ayashii and with Maxwell who was thinking of a naked giant statue of Liberty with a sexy fancy dress with many many pics of Yuki suddenly the dress fell into a green lake with melted chewing gum and evil flan made a balloon with dark matter chickens and a megahyperubergigantic piece of weathered garbage but it was too sticky to a float and imploded destroying Godzilla´s green wallet full of ズuiyon´s intelligence because it was an illusion created by the blue and drunk turtle named Nick Hunter who was owned by his master if case of and kind of emergency in the bedsheets with ズuiyon because he has very good tastes when it comes to his booger and censured stuff , being the best Yuki stalker ever meaning if Yuki had pepper spray she would hardly sing about it because she is a closet fan of Nick Hunter despite the fact.
Ayashii went to Victor Entertainment's office to see Maaya(Sakamoto) for a date and to talk about cookies and Yuki x Maaya Collaboration. It all went by Fei-Wong´s plan to collect all Yuuka´s beautiful costumes when Maaya spontaneously stole them all and ate them since she was Yuki´s secret daughter. After finding out Sailor Yuki´s identity is a person named Alin Kososki it was decided that the CPM must kill the traitors with long hard and sharp Claymore enchanted with Yuriko´s also sharp voice and sharper teeth that killed Voldy´s evil alter ego for being so fond of making love with the numerous clones of Ellis from El Cazador (de la Bruja) wich made mashimo-san bake sweet cakes with Wakana´s socks and Keiko´s new gothic lolita outfit while eating ice cream and kidney pie and thinking of little blue things without underwear and other signs of modesty as they jumped into a large bowl of cereal shaped like Yuki Yuriko-sama decided to punish Nick by chanting a kajiuran translation of his inner most secrets in Kerahna´s ear, but suddenly appeared an EXTREMELY irritated glowing human skull suspicious resembling Maxwell´s cousin that fired an embarrassingly shaped gun along with RaveD´s more embarrassingly shapped pink coloured pantsu and short skirt with “YUKI” embroidered in the bottom.
Yuki saw it and was SO FLAGERBASTED by the very idea that someone would actually think of trying to spend so many nights with Yuki Kajiura and an endangered panda then she saw Lugh and Rion GOING AT IT and got eaten by Godzilla´s new hungry green T-shirt with FictionJunction print and Kerahna´s face placed on Yuuka´s little pink bag which contained something sticky and blue which is actually a really big nuclear homecoming missile that is coming home with greetings from the glorious Rome covered in seafoam carrying a bomb and leave it in the Coliseum where Cannabinoids lurk to seek for rare See-Saw´s PVs broadcasted in a high-tech .cpm format from Mido´s macbaka when suddenly the hungry eyes of a caterpillar called Tinba immensus eruca became dark red because of the appearance of Goku with his kamehame aiming ruthtlessly at Lugh´s big fat wallet that exploded spilling Kajiuran dollars.
Out of nowhere, KONIcchi danced the ritual Mezame rendition which summoned wild Saeko´s cruel intentions. Saeko shouted: “ like Yuriko and fresh fried potatoes with all my mayonnaise mixed with Yuki´s golden daffoldils for breakfast and lunch and dinner but then Chiaki descended upon the big fat bottom of nowhere and screamed so loudly you could almost hear it from the inside of Rivyu´s black piano.
Then Yuki played chess with Revo in Kerahna´s house while the poor Yuriko was waiting outside the window for her dearest Yuki, Revo and a baka cat from KnK intros, when suddenly Mashimo-san pirouetted across the chess board making a musical box with the song “ship of fools” that actually sounded like “Maxwell Wicth” since it was Yuki´s bathtime song on public baths that are very surrealistic and kajiuran. The chessboard broke releasing a genie with Arcardio´s face and Kerahna´s hair that will be(post 500) look extremely weird then KONIcchi appeared while vanishing within a bottomless box set of boring anime erotic compact disks featuring Eri´s namesake written in Russian via Belarusian spelling with many misspellings that was how Athens burned up in delightful flames which killed Maxwell9 who was reborn as a very beautiful musical instrument for Yuki to ask Hitoshi Konno to shove in my living room and start dancing fastly without any hesitation till he becomes a lepreuchaun and forever hunt hunters that hunt Yuki Kajiura DVD to watch it with Onion-kun and Kerahna and Michelle all sitting on a bomb with Kajiuran-speaking timer that goes like “KARASITA IMASTIA ERAIYAA” which obviously means I love peeing at midnight hour and then Yuki tells them everything on her next concert which will be FictionJunction KERAHNA with Andy stage-designing in the concert using a team named FJ&Kalafina&Kerahna&YukiKajiura which was abbreviated FJKKK and scared away by the abbreviation “FJKKK” then FJKerahna quickly jump on the Chocolate Hills together with Yuki and all Canta-Per-Me and salva nos who prayed about perpetual peace in a world tour again and again but something might be wrong with Yuki Kajiura and the jet-lagged agenda. For example, they could almost make the disordered track-list suddenly fall apart and front members absent without leave not forgetting that she need to do an introduction with those big appetite to eat and drink too so she decide to treat us with beer and lots of sake and shark meat topped with cherries and some surprise cheese slices with lots of chili and fresh strawberries plucked from the Kerahna´s grave yard then Yuriko Kaida ate a cookie that has a magical power that epically fails leaving marshmallows in your big empty stomach. Then Keiko and Kaori sing together “Silly-Go-Around” with FJKerahna and laughed afterwards so hard they farted a lot of channel no5 then on SHAcademy makes no sense since they were all in love with the guy even the CPM community was shocked they don’t mind because it´s me and a big box of chocolates which full of Kajiuran Dictionary which translate KONIcchi as eleiteya eleiteya ha which means: “I wanna sing serenato” and there is a heavenly song written by Yuki specifically for Voldermort that is named “You´re so smelly” and contained awesome repeated Kajiuran chants.
Meanwhile Kera-chan is dancing with any tap shoes was eating a cookie! And then Kera-chan wonders why she has to be in love with Yuki-sama and Voldermort but Yuki-sama thinks that Kera-chan is a lovely person, absolutely not stalkerish and not FAT despite of that she still want to eat rice and Sinigang with Arcadio who was still wide awake and singing a song for Michelle then something fishy appeared in the bathroom of Kerahna who name keeps a secret from always being mentioned by Tsubasa and Kerahna bites Tsubasa while Acardio laughs and Michelle is listening to music on last.fm, while kissing Acardio on hamster eats cookies “WTF?” Michelle said and wondering about the avatar of a black hole on Ayashii´s big and very round chesse&ram pizza with extra ram and extra cheese plus a special kajiuran secret ingredient from the exotic country named Japan that is a home to forbidden Crazy-Purple-Monster underground guild where Yuki-megami lives with a fabulous singer named YUUKA-hime that lives in a castle in the sky.
Meanwhile Kalafina singing one of their all kajiuran song if any exists it must be have a chorus that sounds like a familiar music of Tsubasa Chronicles but it is godsibb remixed with ARIA which sounded like akastuki no kuruma finally Yuki-sama says: “Haha oh wow loving such medleys!” better mixed it. Then Koizumi did the ZUYION DANSU several times around until Koizumi got his head all full of the creepy suspicious concerning Yuki marital status and secret children with Kerahna´s dream of joining them equals “Murder Dream”. “WTF” Yuki asks this is outrage and CPM responds: “What the hell what´s the dansu?”. Yuki laughed like a giant Elmo evil mojo-jojo plotting. The laughter caused all of them a very high singing voice of distortion, which is over 19937Hz and making them deaf a mysterious doctor named Dr. Nick and Doctor House to the rescue! Kajiura was worried whether the doctor could cure Kerahna or not, because if Kerahna(-san) couldn’t cure her brain she cannot compose a song collaborating with Revo again and with Voldermort. Then Michelle come with confused mind and says “Hey what´s up people?!”. Then they replied: “Hey girl!”, then baking a cake for Yuki to eat at her homemade cake. After eating ice cream they barfed again and burped until tained cookies flew to the ground and was quickly growing wings and flying to the eternal blue sky. It grew larger and larger and then exploded into fluffy rainbows that tasted like yop strawberry yogurt that Arcadio ate and Michelle saw Kerahna eat too with her HANDS dancing on the stage with FictionJunction girls and Yuki. CPM members received FJClub newsletter from Yumi, who was a Japanese Yuki fan and also was eager to register at FJClub cause she loves joining clubs to go at Events and private parties to eat yummy big red gumdrops and maybe meet the FJ vocalists for a slumber party. However Kaori lost her voice and needed a lemon and salt with the snoopy dog shaped straw that was limited in quantity at a super special awesome store – Starbucks to all CPM members. This was frightening and creepy the same time but was also very exciting cause the recipe had creamy peanut butter energetics, love and lots of majuuuu flavored like strawberry but smelled like a leftover bread covered with Aokabi(Penicillium). Then green garlic with adobo and Yuki-shaped cereals falls over a love house stage with Yuriko and FJ-girls plus Elisa plus Haruka Shimotsuki and CPMeFina and Mile Oldfield as Captain Jack Sparrow in “Kajiura of Yummy´s piggy onion and Zui´s Manju no, that is DANGO!
So people danced together with “Serenato” and with masquerade the arrival of Yuki, Kaori and a mini Keiko and Nozomi Itoshiki in a wheelchair and with Sumomo(Chobits) currently eating Keroro with Mokona and spicy tsubasa sauce and Kerahna´s spirit broken down here in the hole of Arcadio´s… garden of beautiful essence then appears a witch named ズuiyon holding a lollipop which was strawberry mixed with vanilla and lactic acid but she is immortal and wants revenge for manju ズuiyon who is a ex-girlfriend of the singer, . So we are gonna salvage him and re-arrange an old curse and put it on Ki-chan. So poor Kiyoko-san became a poor and became rich in peanut-butter cookies and chocolate-chip cookies with chili topping and Tabasco sauce. So then Tsubaba talked in a strange, new language that was quite loud and very annoying like a Voldy language that smelled of evil. While Kiyoko and YURIKO KAIDA started a Everlasting Night…. of everlasting melodies. Because I think Kiyoko and Yuriko are the most best friends forever but since they killed little green goblin who wields a powerful and weird violin bow made of platinum and yaoi Fan-girl with pale skin defeated by Yuri with bare hands but that triggers Kiyoko's banning-all-yaoi-yuri-stuff censorship. But Kiyoko forgot that there was singing a song and dancing naked in huge silence in the dark for no obvious reason to dance except probably because you cant see a thing in front of your door that opens to the land of ever distant twilight under the toilet of Yuki. Do not ever try this at night, because you´ll see spirits eating delicious noodles with double strawberries and chocolate syrup! I kissed Kaori then. But Keiko saw that with WAKANA and sharks appear on Wakana´s head Kaori ate them. The last boss Yuki-sama showed up and said: ”Minna-san I shall summon Tsubasa and YUUKA in the name of FictionJunction YUUKASA”. So they conquer Tsubasa´s heart with the funeral picture of a really huge handsome Cthulhu and Aozaki´s puppet eating Araya from the apartments and dancing with Hoshizuki who is cannibal when he see any female he kiss with Zui´s 1300000-years old sausage with coconut milk which was expired a million years ago.
Then the cat got out with Shiki chibi holding chibi Asagami and a chibi-Keiko with mini shikigami eating takoyaki in a round bowl with ズuiyon´s soup in Yuki´s Mac ruining her hardware beside piles of pancakes with syrup than it falls into the porridge. The horrifying mixture smelled like a decomposing mash of (1 year bday of the thread) a Nintendo DS with hair spray sprinkled with pepper. Yuki got pissed than threw a steel piano to him in revenge. Yuki tortured Revo but Revo didn’t complain because he is a mas*hiccup*. Yuki gave him a knife to enjoy. Revo smiled at TEH HAMMER and stabbed himself than appears Saya(from Saya no Uta) with bandage kits and chain saw while eating slimes of Zuiyons private supply of slimes.
Aozaki´s puppet performance is to sing the 1000th reply of Sen ya while bbq-ing ズuiyon and his big collection of human clone of . Aozaki was amazed so she made red velvet cake with bluepink cherries import from Fuyuki and to be boiled for hours in Mt. Pinatubo and with FJ YURIKO for a party of Pepsi light with David Beckham and Johnny Depp with special appearance of hell girl to take revenge on Happy Potter because Harry had a “69” wallpaper with GL that has been banned 2009 years ago. The “Salsa nova” merged with “yanma-sama” devoured “The World”. Moira recreated it by using dango called ズuiyon. So Yuriko played Bach on Hitoshi´s violin and Wakana sang with the song “ice-cream” with a cheese. Suddenly, exclaimed: “Im in love with Leonore, BWAHAHA.” But denied the marriage license in front of the YK family so family members changed their mind “go marriage!” they and tear it Yuriko laughed and punched Xamdou. Then slammed the table with much vigor together with Yuki finding the Avalon. The table broke under Kuropon´s sword. The girls ran at 100km/h speed over the river slicing the river drinking the river in dream scape to arrive in a big old dark forest then appears a three-eyed-green-slimely-frog-monster and his three-eyed-green-slimely-frog-minions wielding slime swords and with the absolute slimely shield mastered by Yuriko and forged by Revo to death and polished with hydrogen-3 and kajiuran 100% shiny polisher then the chainsaw slashed Xamdou across his yaoish body and yuri regeneration body of him slicing the world with his nail and Hiruken Emperor of Kajiuran Republic awaken by the velveteen shark and golden armoured Keiko with a little golden tennis racket and a glue stick on Hitoshi´s nose for eternity and then he sliced his nose with a butter Excalibur forged by-rick-roll'd-cause-its-classical-XD to fight the evil forces of chibi rotten rabbits the velveteen-sharks appeared in ice gray skin and she was slayed by the Great Yuki-Sama who was immortal and has a thousand of underlings and pretty teddy-bears marching towards CPMe so the Crazy-Purple-Monsters armed themselves with Xandou´s big pencil which worth USD$10billion in Xamdou´s mind suddenly it rained.
There are two lil cute rabbits who are trying to make Valentine´s a april fools box of chocolate that full with velveteen sharks and rotten rabbits which smells stinks that Yuki feel like a super hero with a big dinousar-sized axe with the ability to transmute tentacles into candy bears that in a Kiyoko-ism way of loving Yuriko Kaida, Bach and Yuki making people jealous. Pauline meet YUUKI of the affection or eCanter in the Akashic records of Kiyoko´s garden of thousand sinister. Then Shiki and Fujino rape Xamdou in front of the seventh heaven just for fun Kiyoko cleaned them because they are not healthy and Kiyoko is jealous about the rape of the manliness and dumb people.
Months after that everything got cleaned even the Yaoi so the world is now happy as in seventh-heaven. Love started blooming among Tsuba´s goats and Yuki´s goats there is a curry and ice cream sent by lord Yuki and King to slaughter the paradox spiral of Araya old man was drinking tea while reading philosophy on the beach inside a snailshell with a Pokemon battle going on with Zui and Pikachu riding the Chocobo and Moogle with Ramza Belouve eating nasi goreng and drinking some sake and wine with chesse and salad dressing that is the King´s most favourite dish.
And then Leonore danced with the castanets under the moon with other people with castanets on the overflowing river of melted chocolate turn into tsunami which fell on her stage and made her mad with God´s wrath turning into homicidal for the spambots and spam cakes of the unknown spammer but then slap the spammer and kicks him in the butt of HIS MASK(End of last sum up) to the other side of river so ズuiyon split the river with his manju powers then the came and kissed ズuiyon on his hand but he was daydreaming and it is just a love story with Yuki´soundtrack of KnK ost and Tsubasa ost with limited edition DVD PV of-all-tracks that all desires to burn into cheese and pudding SPAM cake with the first touch of Yuki´s hand magical fingers of Revo the Yuki and now that mystic Jigoku Shoujo knocks on your gives a voodoo doll which curses grammar murderers like a military officer happily dancing polka while eating bullets made of honey.
The polar bear pet of Nick Hunter was trying to find a polka dancing Nargle and going down to utopia of the land of ultra spicy dango(s) and ズuiyon DANSU round a camp under the moon for a romantic rendezvous with Wakana and golden shark, Leonore and Kiyoko caught some salmon for the bear.
Meteors fell onto your you head. Then paradise regained by inserting a coin on Xamdou mouth. Verthand's cannibalism madness made his day towards the parliament for a speech about world invasion by the Asians from parallel world over the horizon solar system which is dark and contain unlimited space to dance with Asuka and Maya during the luxurious Kiyoko bday party with tons of Yuriko's everlasting melody and extra free Kajiurago Dictionary for all her fans for midnight movie with language kajiurago and subtitle kajiuran and karaoke effects of purple and twilight blue colours and red fireworks they ended it finally with a unexpected twist at PH PV release!
Then a giant human eating kajiuran Snoopy appeared with an Arcadio doll with no arms but with two heads. It loved to eat worms and depressed people of Kajiuran country with its unsafe but efficient plan of taxation towards poor misfortunate souls during dango invasion of ズuiyon rescue.
ズuiyon transformed into a pervy monster something (he) already was but looked like a cute teddy-bear with huge chopper and manju bun of lulz curry which he kindly ate using katana and comb as-fork under a waterfall where Kalafina&FictionJunction sirens singing "Zodiacal Sign" and "Inca Rose" seduces the sailors while "Mata Kaze ga Tsuyoku Natta" ehoes throughout the wonderland of fluffy clouds and rising sun and colourful flowers and ズuiyon DANSU after the singing it rained lipstcks and make-up(s) while sharks flew eating strawberry Pocky and Yuki's Gucha-han.
"Trace On" initiated mad tea times during medieval timeline so a herd holding a stick of tasty marshmallows burnt with hell-fire charged towards the era of everlasting songs and cake and ice cream to eat them slowly but surely THIS IS SPARTA they yelled loudly doing ズuiyon Dance while while wearing a ズuiyon leotard made of pink tablet of hard cider and lemon cream banana pie covered in cream.
Xamdou bites Arcadio only to break the karma cycle that was already impaled into Lord of Kajiuran words and Xamdou-ism spread among the hell beast of the tufo shop along Avenue Q. The road to Avalon Code and then everyone bite nargles like shin´s cat which is also like to bite UNregistered CPM lurkers and maybe kajiurah8rs and chat stalkers and cute snoopies and my phantoms and fat pigs and everything else which is evil in this world.
Meanwhile in a village of crazy-purple-monsters appear golden monkeys
looking for precious Monkey King Sun-Wu-Kong but found Goku taking a bath in a barrel held at gunpoint by a midget with a big hat and shoes made of straws and ズuiyon DNA became a gorilla that danced the ズuiyon DANSU forever and ♥e♥v♥e♥r♥ and ever and EVER like a rondo which Beethoven wrote causing a revolution to the Kaiser to fight evil onions from Pacific Ocean of castanets that is waterproof then from the hellish toilet bowl a mutant winkle like swine flu infected Hikaru's nose and spread to Wakana's shark and Zuipaw's manjuu, so he went
when Wakana's shark (attacked everyone and ate their brains for her to feed on 8D) eaten his ghost so his dolphin evaporated and became (WAKANA'S SECOND SHARK) a replacement ghost of tsubasa's phantom and Kiyoko's Phantom with Enma Ai together they are the powerpuff girls but its was mojojojo's conspiracy to humiliate them with-the-PPG-name so they renamed it and added Powerful Pink Pandas(PPP) and their nemesis s naked mojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojojo but from the bottom of his endless hell came where monkeys fly in volcanoes for Kerahna to do HOT SEXY taxes fr the government of green cheese and red wine to give to Michelle and Arcadio to bite Arcadio and to burn him like a magic of elf hexing that turns everyone into bunnies with huge muscles of steel and sword of karma which was too sinister for him for avoiding the Planet's Judgment Day. The revival of new FJ's event which costed around 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 in cash and one lollipop started the final judgement for him for his treason on page 100 article three, section 9 which stated from sharks' beach that water must turn into wine through human's blood but not Jesus's for no reason other than that blood pie was very delicious but nothing like Jesus's lance of longinus.
It had the best effect on guns and roses which stinks like roses and guns that rots for many years at that one place where swine flu is never feared and everyone is so happy that they sing Kajiura even when dead in da bed all stained red with tomato juice on Itokubo's dresses that were too see-through for public
but it's cute as the little girl had said: "Don't bite me!~"
Then she replied: "Are you Xamdou?" "nope." Xamdou replied.
Then Kiyoko fell in love with Xamdou's daughter Saya who can damage human's brain using Xamdou's biting via instant transmission technique and Jolly Ranchers with bluetooth via Xamdou's big laptop with 10000000GB RAM and some Ebola-virus from Kiyoko's saliva no, that's Xamdou'sdivine blood which burned everyone's skins and also the a few sausages with white pepper and red strawberry jam that fell into Wakana's shark's water tank polluted.
Then the shark mutated into a nargle which planned to create more frogs on Earth for they wanted a nuclear war started by Chise which costed around 345.000.000.000 Yen transfered from the secret nargle bank in the forest with a naked and with muscle man tsubasa since that moment the girls have slayed tsubasa and put him into a magical pandora box located in Xamdou's belly with his organs and his naked balding head that Zui loved so Xamdou stab himself and became god for one second and ズuiyon fell on Wakana's Shark and was bitten by Xamdou and his wifes.
However a giant onion flew over and chopped everyone up into thin slices served in sandwiches across the border with ketchup and ginger tea and Yuki's drowned cellphone with ice cream and Saeko's melody sounds across Versailles and cpm town the land of everlasting swine flu so they needed Wakana's shark to give birth to a new vaccine for Wakana's dinosaur who is a Velveteen Shark that killed nationalistic ideals for tennis which holds veto over Wakana's latte and everyone's madness.
Then Kiyoko said: I love dango" then she sang "I love Yuriko!" and then shouted "Sharks are delicious!" and bites a xamdou on his Excalibur which breaks her teeth and eats a cherry with orange juice and ginger tea to fix her throat cancer that drowned her cell-phone into Yellow River.
Kaori quickly jump into Leonore's arms and stabs her with cupid's arrow on Xamdou too so chaos ensued that everyone's butt except ズuiyon's and became rather lovely and cute and bouncing like she's on a huge fluffy dango that's like ズuiyon while singing the Kajiurian national anthem in Kajiura-go mixed of the international CPM holyday day for H1N1 victims who haven't got cured by Flashman's super special power anything to complain Xam's biting habit is all denied only for him but to no citizenship to nargles because of the DAICHI's NEW SIG and Nick's avatar which is too packed with ammo and ズuiyon Manjuu of wise Araya and his minions of Ouroboros mecha and Magitek troops with medusa moko-chan with metal dangos dancing with Tsubasa a dance known by all people.
Shin's dictatorship had forced everyone buy a kiss from the closest supermarket somewhere in Australia which sells fresh humans' organs and Wakana-brand Shark meat cooked by tsubasa who loves loli and writes yaoi trying to post his yaoi fanfics to worldwide yaoi -loving audiences.
Then the SS (Super Sumo) came and danced around with lolipops on tennis racket while she hit on everyone here and on Yuki for eating her Wakana-brand shark meat and Yuki's iPOD filled with Yuki's Mike Oldfield collection when it suddenly rains golden swords when one pierced a poor stray watermelon. It cried: "Why do I have to bite Xamdou's butt with tasers and glue and lots of of burnt cheese and rotten mushrooms that Xamdou bit happily yet sadly ズuiyon kissed Arcadio while secretly photographed and published throughout the scrapbook to Kalafina but the reality was not in here as a Kitty waked a huge gorilla bearing suspicious resemblance of naked papaya.
Upon seeing this, the durians rampages escalated to something big , huge and strangely delicious, though still very smelly and mp3-player like , whatever the meaning, everyone's confused now because of george and ズuiyon's dance, which is spastic and also delicious but very erotic like xamdou and ズuiyon as they were
and ing sexy.However, Xamdou fell in a black hole of paradox spiral where Araya seek true Wisdom of tsubu tsubu ichigo which is Keiko's-favorite-flavor and tsubasa cheated with Kerahna on ズuiyon and Xamdou because Leonore was also a cheater. But george wasn't pervey as the ズuiyon usually is like the Kerahna with her golden tiara like Sailor Mercury, but the skirt didn't match the magic wand.
Rei-chan got angry uses necromancy to command the nargles to annihilate herself, receiving painful death from death whom her concern to creator of Blitzkrieg was completely unheeded raising minor curiosity of the citizens who began throwing pies and kittens with eggs & tomatoes on george´s face who was dumbfounded but equiped with super mega big flag of FJ&Kalafina and a holy super karaoke microphone for them to sing Kajiurian anthem of the Republic Kaori and her secret love land of chocolate and Kajiuran Canadian anthems hidden under Yukia Rei´s supervision so that everyone got pie so they can perform cannibalism live along with pie-eating but then a velociraptor came and asked Kera to veto out Shitler to the castanets and the kajiuria-zi(s) because they are high and loud like my big bells of twilight ringing at midnight until the next 9th of March where he slaughtered Xamdou with Sharks but he survived by biting sharks until Wakana arrived and rescue him to cook him for her sharks to eat, and to be worshipped as shark excretion until everybody can store it till the nargles arrive to spead it with swine flu and T-Virus towards Xamdou, ズuiyon, Tsubasa and there's no salvation for none CPMe Memeber and the Mayan prophecy that Kerahna is our imminent apocalypse bringer that hides the elfen bookof Kajiuran commandments that Yuki-sama wrote about sharks and Kajiurago language grammar fandubbed by tsubasa, the Yes man, and autographed by Tsubasa X Yukia the two man Yukia is female and half male and wth are all the sounds that comes from me, apparently, though bk Yukia Rei import from Mars in the deepest universal of nowhere to madlax to Akashic Record to record wicked tunes of people mulitate nothing!
(Page 125)So happy that revealed pantsu of Leonore closet which is pink and with NatNao picture on it´s back side that shows "THIS-IS-SPARTA!!!!" and fluffy cows colored sky blue.
Meteors came crashing Xam's old house and his new army of butterflies powered by nuclear from ultimate Chise, the curry lover who loves to bite and sell Kiyoko's organ for Dr Moreau's research on onion cyborg with Windows FJ and Kalafina Protocol to go after the legendary Onion-calibur.
Anyways, the ultimate Onion queen assassinated Revo and Xamdou who just signed a contract with Voldymort and Ai to kill themselves using a needle and bloody chainsaw before Xam's nuclear hits the Northern part of Nargles that close to the secret of the wtf-omg-wth Pact thoroughly describing the dramatic end of communism in Soviet Russia, but not in ズuiyon's muscles and his organs but then it rots his mind and his body into dango-like nano-machine he tried to stalk but got slaped seriously by Kalafina's shikigami who is featured by Kichan and her special force of Yuriko Power of Senator Kerahna to create many laser-endowed sharks in sea of twilight, searching for Yukia Rei body during the apocalypse ending this world casting everyone to hell with taxation due to Xamdou's dictatorship of Xamdou-ism everyone get mad about gore and blodd, because of the disordered gore-land.
Lately, someone from Leonore's mind shouted "Give me cookies~!" that one wanted just a kiss from another who give her cookies made from humans she can't eat because she doesn't know true wisdom nor does she but she knows how to make perfect chocolate cookies which she shares with her lovely (hot harem of) friends at CPM! The cookies was pink in colour and tasted like despair and happiness but one day she made contract with people who ate brownies instead of eating strawberries with gunpowder topping so she could bomb some bad evil ppl like Sylar and Araya then Otome-zu came bought more cookies and Yuuko-branded Sake made by tsubasa with Watanuki and Yaoi Fangirls that shot by Kiyoko who used-to-love-yaoi-very-much , moreover she shot Xamdou, the Eiyuu Ou shot xamdou too but epic fail the bullets gone after Xamdou's death even in afterlife Yammy was still dangerously cheesy and then he said: "A pox on whatever and anywhere anytime and forever and for all who worship him shall -not- die from the terrible kicks and slaps and nukes from the rabbit army and the lycans because there was a ancient secret about spartan's bible in the remote 2000 reply land to sea of white chocolate milk they went there and found a music box with FictionJunction dolls made perfectly from crystal and flawless art they try to treasure it forever so they got a strawberry-flavored lollipop as a souvenir for tsunami victims to love forever and ever and wouldn't stop unless "dispell" was used.
ズuiyon and Xamdou went on a high school named "Academy of Delicious dango dango daikazoku for harems" to learn to cook human flesh snacks for three hundred minutes with onions and leochan fingers were cut into pieces of fragments of human sausages afterwards, someone yelled "THIS IS SPARTA!! And they ate and savoured it , even the bones were tasty, so they made more adding Kerachan eyes and more soup so that Verthand would never be able to fly with the use of kajiura bombs.
Tsuba then picked summer apples from seventh heaven garden and Kajiurakashic Record written in unreadable Kajiurago upon stone tablets found in Xamdou's PC while he kicked all the crazy nargles to the deep depths of the really deep depths of Angra Manyu the endless hell (Page 138) ROLLBACK (Page 17) FULL OF HACKERS and they whom got tortured by the nargles of Avalon in Utopia the HACKERS are stabbed themselves to meet cut OFW and feel on their butts forever and ever until they cuts their own throats and their *** that loved hamburguers with human waste that is so delicious to them . They wont stop even if you tore their brains and ate them like mapo tofu with blue cheese and blood wine from they own beloved nargle and they often gave people fake diamonds that almost drank the whole ocean when they could just go and release their fart onto their nose and drink rotten white, milky egg inside a turtle ice blended drink made of turtles?
The promised immortality and everlasting love in the land of unreachable utopia of the spiral of kerachan´s pants which is pink and has a polka-dot on the knee and spikes and Verthand´s pic in tiny frame and micro size manjuu bounce around her sexy hips and bite around everyone and slaps Xam to Mars with flashman and no cloths on because of heatwaves so they brought a can of tomato juice which splashed over Yuki which purify the crazy pink cucumbers that taste like strawberry jam with shark meat flavor and organs spicing to taste then and season with tsubasa style grammar equals wrong English!
So whatever they says wrong, Kiyoko and goes to steal their souls and eats their panda and their cutie green dangos.
And so today hot days ended for 20min and freezing nights if you could reach “GOD DIVA” or “Yuukyou Seishunka”you will be alive or be dead that depends on a flying shark likes or not to eat veggies from Otome´s Garden and apples grow then autumn came while bringing onions onto the land to bite stormy and maker her unique and beautiful but sinister too yet fortunately, people in Canada are moving to Japan and got H1N1 so much so everything changed while Pandachan was dancing the ズuiyon dansu in high heels and a leotard to get focused on kajiurago poems with romantic contents and sesame street filled with fans of big bird with raimbow-like colors and Kiyoko´s face where olivers grow all the year round and blooms out white flowers and manju fruit a gardener needed for the ultimate wedding part AND pluts YurikoxKiyoko and also YukoXChiaki there and the honeymoon started in gensou-rakuen with unlimited roses along a river down to nowhere but suddenly a pink elephant showed in the skies a dragon flew with sirens together on it´s back with my scarf kills the lord of the endless mind of Kerahna and green dango with soya sauce danced the famous naked ズuiyon DANSU around a torch of King´s will but different from the Abyssps Will with Will from the mad Kowz and his empire that was vast and very 1337 with my naked but almost invisible hot sekkushi~ dango and Kera´s hugs in the winter city of London under the stars of the tofu and friend buns spells were sung by none other than you and that one guy hugs each other until they died and became zombies then came a little chubby lion waving a wand without a hand but with a trendy little lamp of various powers and other fires from starry sky but then a huge dango showed and river flowed in cold water they always clawed on wall of no return that(Page 30) sealed the devil it is mine that broke the hardly drawn line on the solid frigid little fridge in xam´s house on the bridge of kiyo´s noice where beehives hide later, there came a huge bulldozer holding a cane which is so unless u know how to row go and flow on the sea with a bea chasing camping Kerahna with Gold Chocobo and golden onions and green bugs under kichan skirt.
Kerahna then pulls the string of a water trap and pours wine into the cup and asks for the true wisdom and deadly nargles and strawberry pie and canned shark-meat Xam love them.
Then one day KOW AND KIYOKO went to the great big field and made a flower crown for Kiyoko and Ai with Wanyuudou and kissed Kowz but he refuse, because THIS IS SPARTA no matter what and how many ugly big fat bottom of Verthand´s that flying around rando-chan´s head and plugged into a cute kichan pantsu and revived this to long live the Goddess Yuki!
While they struggled to survive in the muddy chocolate in deep cup, yoyochan realized that everything was awful and ate wasabi in order to breath napalm fire and get rid of Kow´z cooties to save the cowz in England and KOKIA land.
Then Yukia realized that Verthand was good at vocal-removing for kiyoko´s songs so we all ask Verthand to be a big polar bear that eats gore lovers with big hearts and came and slapped Zui and then kissed Wakana and Yuriko then they danced around KONIcchi and Kowz because they will cook them as requested by Yuki-sama herself that they become sacrifices for our glory!!!
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onion met kerachan and wanted to say KOWZ & KERAHNA are not legally-married thus they needed Kiyo to kick Kowz´s velveteen shark-pet into deep hell where they´d play nasty doctor game with verthand and the cute kerahna-chan who eloped with her dearly beloved BED and her delicious waifu Kowz who unfortunately was not a woman and not a-human-being but a moose.So kiyoko cursed-kowz-into-a-chocolate-moose-cake and eat her and strawberry pocky and chicken soup with lots of mashed dango and bobas but these will be Xamdou´s nice and tasty dessert. Then tsubasa wanted to punch Shin because he wanted to die but not to take a shower in cold slime because it would hurt seriously on his mysterious crotch which is pink.
When a crocodile ate an onion that was actually ズuiyon's best friend from a distant planet beyond the universe of zurra that was closed because a giant Kiyo ate every extreme fish taco on Kowz´s big and flyffy pillow.
Then kiyoko said: KOWZ-KIYOKO BFFs (Page40)isn’t true actually instead they´re lovers outcasted from paradise who accidentally landed on a bloody rabbit with preparation of casting Uratai-jutsu to slap everyone with a fiery red micro skirt that’s actually flaming and melting hot choco plus cold rainbow ince cream soup that freezes anything on it´s belly, which didn’t melt on your frozen heart. So, Kiyoko and Kowz flee to Thailand and there they made lots of kajiurans crowded in front of Yuki´s secret heardquarter, behind Kerahna´s secret house where ghosts lived long time ago and still haunt by gillsa and a squishy dango on a gundam form that can make chocolate muffins turn into mutants.But gillsa accidentally ate them so nobody survived at the last minute.
Then winter´s kitty jumped onto Kiyoko but then I throw the cat on someone´s face. The cat was not quite ready to steal all the cookies that the ambitious Kowz planned to use them to throw Xamdou into harem but the harem was actually a hell full witch huge red ants and tiny dangos who were eaten by CPMer, Zuiyon but ズuiyon's stomach where xam lives was feeling uncomfortable because of nargles.
Shin wanted to summon his cat but the cat wanted freedom so it ignored shin and ran away towards the end where the candy man lives and turned him into the “sparkleguy” onion so he goes to the onion-party and drinks poison so he died from it but he became a super hype winter that freezes all the party attendants.
However, realizing that he lost his super power of dancing DANSU he decided to dance Aikoi instead but she realize that was impossible because of Pikachu crashed all the kiyo-fruit compost conservas, much to dismay the knife-onion appeared with Shiki´s smile in front of the flying saucepan with chocolate sauce that was just overly friend grasshoppers that winter ate with great happiness and great satisfaction.
Then winter said: I´ll use last.fm to entertain myself with scrobbling many nice KOKIA songs.
Her songs were somehow mixed up because her Scrobbler was under computer-virus. It was named Kiyoko From Hell (exclusive WindowsFJ build) because it was written in kajiurago that was translated into russian, only the KGB could understand that and turned into chocolates recipes to make sweet Belgian waffles.
Kiyoko kicked the stomach of “Hua Xiao Min” and his sensitive stomach juices were splashed to everywhere. Xamdou got excited beucase his organs like seeing juices thus he wanted to drink some gigantic bottles of human brain juice suppled by Kiyoko´s special, extra smart chemist silverywhite as a result of a search.
But Xamdou actually drank something else so he went to the sink and turned on the hot water .
(Page 50) He burnt himself and cried to death so kiyo-pon watched him as he screamed and thought that it was very beautiful dream because he thought of Kiyoko could send him some of her old dirty laundry including her pantsu was sent to my room and the world was ending.
Afterwards, xamdou saw mio on tv and nosebleeded when he saw-the-mio-pantsu and ate it.
Then winter thought: “xam is perv” and Kiyoko agreed. Kiyoko then wondered “why do I have to run all the way naked on ice” then she take pVertimeout into hell.
One day, Kiyoko and Kerahna were going to buy a ズuiyon in a can of KANON-brand fruit jam to cook him for a feast. And the feast is located in Ecuador, where most people go to celebrate their thanksgiving day, and kill each other because they like to eat ramen.
To his surprise, something that was made him feel fat and ugly also turned him into some kind of caterpillar that likes to eat all kafka´s book with barbecue sauce and chili sauce with ice cream and cold beer than xam drank a whole bottle of blue ink because he tried to kiss Kowz with ink on his face.
So they blue-ink squid will remain permanent on his face unless Kerahna mercifully puts am ask on his stained reputation but she won´t instead she will destroy the green elephant stomping though the very poor taco shop located far away from winter´s greedy hands.
Meanwhile… Kiyoko invited to some place ten CPMers and started some kind of food fight featuring ズuiyon-shaped dangos that were served on burning arrows decorated with pink stones that can turn into living velveteen sharks that played with Wakana.
Then Xamdou kidnapped ズuiyon then Yuriko came and tortured them with hot water and hammered their eardrums with music until there remained pink yurikos circling one giant yuriko that laughed evilly.
Yuriko made a garlic flavored fruitcake for all guys and strawberry-pocky for-the-girls and a pie with fungi on spicy mayonaisse icing singing 'Himitsu' loudly with back vocals and creepy orchestration from Brian Setzer And everyone thought it was Kiyoko.
Suddenly it was KOKIA!!! that uses the resonating device to transform CPMers into crazy purple pumkin dangos monsters jumping over bonfires and screaming some Kajiuran Chants: "saramnamanamiyaiyamnamayammarama....
The terror starts when Kiyoko saw Hua-Xiao-Min standing right in front of the kitchen knives, she quickly jump onto his head and sent him to hell where enma ai was already dressed in a pink tutu with blood stains.
HOLY CRAP! what... was she thinking? I mean, seriously... it was awful!! I can't believe Emma Ai would dress herself in a pink tutu with black panties (Page 60) over her head.
Kiyoko then came to tell her how lesbians go crazy and stupid if you put your brain inside an orange jack-o-lantern.
Everything got messed as kiyo's dictatorship by xamou's organs playing very loudly drums of war this is crazy because Xamdou is a flying butler who wants HAREM and likes 'Dango-GrayMan'owner of Baou and yummy onigiri which is liked for his boing-ness then everything exploded in verthand's mouth which was gross and needs ZERO Acid mouthwash, so Ali baba came to lock Xamdou-kun with giant shark Sharks attract Wakana because they want a perverted outer-space-human who can use purple laser beams on evil fangirls because they are planning something dirty and their leader Onion bitch girl with Lady Gaga and Paris Hilton are wanting Yuki to be her parent in law and teach them sing Kajiurago, so they decided to take their exams on KLPT(Kajiuran Language Proficency Test
) for the requirements in being a FJ but they arefailed, so they cheat their scores but got caught by the KGB for using 542542 and peeping at naughty yaoi doujins which contains Kei_Kaito and Wakana Kaori playing Persona 4 and Otome games and ALiBAT, Umineko so you must make some churros and sing until you get hungry and die starving.In addition, you to take medication for swine flu and for ズuiyon he needs operation to become Fuhrer of land of twilight. Because he desperately needs the Factor which is important for the Doctorate Degree Program wherein you will earn permission to kill the unfaithful kowzfaustus fon ronsenberg Due to treachery and great slander.
Kaori and Keiko went to Afghanistan to aid peoples attacked by the army of WAKANA's pink sharks steals Xam's sarira.
Bin Laden came and bombed Xamdou and mutilated Yuki88 and the war ended: a hydrogen-bomb fell from sky to destroy Midgar.
Somewhere in Hong Kong where Kiyoko lived with her friend who's from Singapore who wants harem but always failed because of misfortune that was given by Kiyoko the witch from darkness.
WAKANA then saw Kera-chan came out from boy's toilet with her boyfriend and slapped xamdou to exchange gender with him, and tsuba-kun was shocked when I (tsubasa) saw the video of Yuki dancing salsa-nova the video is fake but its REAL it contains Tsuba-kun under the mistletoe hidden under the blazing Christmas tree dancing salsa-nova happily! He was kissing yuki88 and huggs the KFC(not Kentucky Fried Chicken, its KAJIURA Fried Chicken) Logo CPM family's shocked and slapped tsuba-kun in both cheeks. as tsuba-kun escaped with Yuki Kajiura.
Tsuba-kun had fallen in love. Then he smacked up Xamdou but they finally split up because he wanna pee and zuiyon came to stop tsuba-kun from running and he stumbled down (Page 70) to yuki's closet and was teleported in a forest where kalafina lives and curse tsuba-kun to have fun while they cook person's internal organs only for Xamdou form his Harem only for boys all super "trap" UBER HUMONGOUS GIANT.
Xamdou realizes that he became a robot that loves a girl like kichan, but she loves loli weapons love and other robot who uses magic like mahou shoujo what the f...? you never know when a couple of Xamdou(-san) creatures will reproduce on the secret garden of North Korea this New Year.
Kim Jong Il jae joe yong and their bunny qin jun kichan loves to talk KOKIA in Kajiurago-Korean and jump on KOKIAland and Yurikoland.
The great Kiyoko decided to finally use her magic of sacred loli to unleash a giant rainbow octopus with sharp claws and really big cat claws-of death.
Kim Jong Il finally give up cooking the octopus and starts nuking the cpm hacker until he cries: I will never hack cpm ever again. Then a explosion was heard from Dream Port and everyone got away from the ran from KOKIAland bk the giant.
There was a me and you and a perv that will ride Kerahna and Kichan and bring them to the land of twilight, under the high sky beyond the sea on top of the world of the big giant and the tiny elf that are loving each other with their loving sweet tender kissin children that are going to Kerahna because they want all her blue hair and kerahna wanted to slap all their mouths so they would be quiet with kalafina on background and singing lacrimosa while dancing cha-cha with Barack Obama beside the river Styx where a girl named yuki88 has waited to say "I love you" from zuiyon's mouth.
Yuki88 killed ズuiyon using her powerful butler Maha Jyotisa and kicked zuiyon with power threads. zuiyon was shocked cuz Hoshi loves tsuba and she brings a bunch of roses to Xamou because she loves Xamdou-kun deeper. She kicked xamdou towards the fireplace because Xamdou got kiss from yuki88. Yuki88 Dies now.
Three hours later Yuki88 was revived and she ascended to 7th heaven and meet Kalafina and fallen to the front side of the hell and killed hoshi with her riffle and dango bazooka.
Hoshi just laughed while being targeted by Hua with Dango pillows that Zui always brings a playboy magazine since he is the Ruler of the poring world.
I am calling 1000 pervs to do pervert things
Suddenly, who were watching "High School Girls" while playing with a SONY PSP and saw zetsbou streaking like crazy purple monster that (Page80) is eaten by giant sharks that loves Wakana, thus she summons a A small bunny with a deathscythe with a DangoKnight.
Verthand summons a big, giant redeemer and smash the jar of magic kajiuran wonder juice then drink it (this) is the end of his pervness so he went to the pub and had a cup of tea with milk in his other hand then yuki88 joined and talked about wakana and sharks and Superbia Squalo.
Yuki88 saw two little girls walking towards the boogieman who was dancing to caramel dansen because he hates Xamdou-kun to do big fart bomb and smell his foot that smells like the ass of the giant…
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