Wakana: Sharks! In Australia! Must leave immediately! *runs for plane without a second thought*
Hikaru: Have fun, Waka-chan! I'll sleep til you get back
Keiko:*imagining her soft dango-faced waifu swimming happily into a shark's mouth* I must protect her! Come, Hikalu! *grabs sleeping Hiichan and flees*
I almost forgot about this thread
Now that I remember that above-the-classrom sign I remembered this one, it was hung above the copy store on my university. Yes, in the university building