the izralitez axed ceiling cat, "hoos representin?"
2 Ceiling Cat sez, "sendz Judah. srsly. dey wil get all der cheezburgerz."
3 a bunch o d00dz wit stuff on der handz axed thir brutherz 4 halp
4 and Ceiling Cat halpz dem win.5 so thai chasd men around6 and cut off thums n' toez GROSS!!!
7 a dude sez, "dis crool ironic justis." den he diez.
8 so Judah maed messus and caut teh kitchenz on fire.
9 and den dey beatz sum hillmenz10 and taek alot of pplz bukkitz.11 den dey goez to DeBeerz.12 and sum d00d is liek, "yu can hav mai hacksaw if bring me hed of dat king man."13 so Othniel doez it and got teh d00dz hacksaw.
19 Ceiling Cat and teh izralitez PWNed teh hillmen, but teh flatlanders had karz of teh METALZ and teh izralitez faild. LOLZ!!!1!!1!one!!20 Mosescat gaveded somethin to someone cause he promise he wood! Anus had thr3 suns who said KTHX and drove the something around. Mai b it was a METALZ kar!21 So teh Benjamins tried to pai teh Jeebusses to move, butt thai were teh epic failz.