Bite/slap/stab/burn the person above!

[aero.senpai]

/me has Urobuchi write a story for Vert

 

[Black Sword]

That is harsh, aero!

/me has Urobuchi make aero and Vert the stars of the story

 

[Verthand]

/me brings black sword into the story

 

[ZoaKaizer]

/me slaps Verty as usual

 

[tabete.mio]

/me watch as everyone destroy each other

 

[takfogger]

/me comes out of nowhere and pushes tabete to the violent crowd

 

[tabete.mio]

/me uses takfogger as shield against all the kicking and stabbing

 

[Black Sword]

/me stabs mio mio, but ends up stabbing takfogger instead

 

[Verthand]

/me turns black sword into black pantsu!

 

[Cerise]

/me makes Verty wear the black pantsu

 

[tabete.mio]

/me hits cerise with Verthand's Kalafina Photo book

 

[Cerise]

/me bites tabi and steals Kalafina photo book

 

[tabete.mio]

/me burns Photo book with Cerise

 

[Verthand]

/me whacks mio with a moe moe kalafina photo book!

 

[tabete.mio]

/me overdoses Verty with moe-moeness of Kalafina Photobook

 

[Cerise]

/me drop-kicks tabi and Verty, steals Kalafina photobook and flees with it to a secluded hut deep in the Himalayas

 

[tabete.mio]

/me sets fire on the hut with Cerise inside

 

[Verthand]

/me slaps mio with all YK discography

 

[Cerise]

/me dies to save Kalafina merchandise + YK discography from burning hut and returns to haunt tabi + Verty

 

[Verthand]

/me throws a happy bday cake at cerise's face