A High-School!Kalafina Fanfic Partially Written Over Chat!

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:omg: don't kill me guys :ohoho: i was chatting with wormbook about a whimsical idea i had, and this was the result.... putting it here for archival purposes (but if you guys wanna add to it, please do :bow: :plot: )

The premise was Kalafina in a high-school setting: keiko is a delinquent jock, wakana is a popular (but weird) genki girl who likes to live life to the fullest and loudest, and hikaru is the smart girl in every class who keeps to herself all the time. :ohoho:

~One high school afternoon...~

~The Hikaru is walking casually through the high school courtyard to get home~

H: All of a sudden I'm so sleepy :waa: Oh well, a quick nap never hurt anyone :ohoho: Ah, there's a comfy looking bench...
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~Hikaru goes to sleep on the bench... which happens to be in the school's tennis courts~ :ohoho: :uh..:

~Keiko soon comes by with a large, well-used tennis racket swung over her shoulder~

K: :uh..: Kaori didn't wanna hang out today because she's going drinking with our other delinquent friends! :leaf: I wanted to come too, but I hate alcohol... My reputation will suffer from this :rain:

k: I will just take my feelings out on this tennis ball and court!

~The court was filled with the noise of keiko's furious and passionate practice~ :ohoho: :kungfu:

h: ...

h: :uh..:

h: :...:

h: :glower:

h: wHaT's WiTh ThAt NoIsE?!?!?!?! I CAN'T SLEEEEEP :stupidtable:

k: HOW DARE SOMEBODY YELL AT ME, THE inFAMOUS DELINQUENT KUBOTA KEIKO *turns around to yell at hikaru, only to find that...*

K: I-it's that cute quiet girl who always get high scores on tests especially in english class!! :omgz: :ayashii: :shy: Maybe i shouldn't yell at her... But then if word gets out my reputation will suffer even more... :rain: :TdT:

H: Hey! Hey, excuse me-! Hellooo!

H (thinking to herself): So this is Kubota-san up close... she's even scarier than the rumours... She's talking to herself and I can hear it... even if she thinks I'm cute, it's still... :uh..:

~Hikaru continues to try to get Keiko to listen to her, only to be ignored over Keiko's conflicted feelings...~

H: ... I'll just go back to sleep since this is quieter than her practicing. :ohoho:
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K: What should I do what should I do-- *continues mumbling to herself, all thought of hardcore practicing gone*

~All of a sudden, a clear soprano voice rings out in the air, shocking both Hikaru and Keiko~

H and K: :omgz: :omgz: :confu:

Wakana: WAAAAUGHHHHH a giant spider is chasing meeeee!! :omg: :cry: *runs into the tennis courts*

K: Then why are you running towards us?! D-don't bring it here! :omg:

W: Everytime I looked at it, it kept dealing me 100 damage :blood: I had to do something, so I chose to run :sparkleguy:

H: Please stop screaming and do something, it's coming this wayyyy! :omg: Why did I ever stop to sleep here... :rain:

Big spider: :ohoho: :ohoho: :gimmeh:

All three: :swt: :swt: :vortex:

Big spider: :ohoho: :ayashii: :plot: :ohoho:

All three: :omg: :cry: :blood: :hide:

W: ... Wait, you guys are supposed to be the strong Kubota Keiko and smart Masai Hikaru, right?! Take care of it :hide:

K: Y-yes but... that spider... more conflicting feelings!! :rain:

H: We're not getting anything done like this... and every minute spent huddled up against you guys is one less minute for sleeping :glower: ... Alright guys, I've got a plan! Kubota-san, Ootaki-san, here it is...

W and K: I see.... :ayashii: Let's do it then! :kungfu:

~Many hours passed as Keiko and Wakana used their growing teamwork to battle the giant spider, General Hikaru's commands from the side helping them to achieve their goal, and at the end, Wakana and Keiko managed to vanquish the fearsome spider, chasing it out of their domain back into whatever cruel hell it spawned from~

W: Phew! :desksweat: That was a tough battle... but I can safely say that we fought as toughly as even the Megalodon against such a fearsome beast :ohoho: :hero:

K: That's true! With Ootaki-chan's fierce determination ( :hero: ), Masai-chan's cooly calculating brains ( :glasses: ), and my trained muscles ( :sparkleguy: ), we managed to triumph in the end :ohoho:

H: You both are quite kakkoi... :ohoho: but such an energetic battle has sucked all the energy out of me :uh..: :blood: :imdead:

K and W: :white: :omg:

~Keiko quickly ran across the battlefield tennis court to catch H before she could hit the ground~

W: S-so kakkoi!! :omgz: :waii: :shy: ... But I don't want to feel left out :glower:

K: :sparkleguy: Don't worry my dear Masai-chan, I won't let you fall onto the cold, hard ground --- she's out like a light. :uh..: :rain:

H:
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~All of a sudden a bright light flashes into their eyes~

W and K: ehhhh?! :white: :blood:

Yuriko-sensei holding a flashlight: AGHHHH WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE TENNIS COURTSSS?!?! :omg: :omg: AND TRESPASSING ON SCHOOL GROUNDS PAST CLOSING TIME, TOO :anger: : :glower:

~The place was absolutely devastated... nets ripped, the ground had cracks, Keiko's trusty tennis racket was bent, the benches were overturned... and the sun had set a while ago, too.~

W and K and Y: ... :leaf:

H:
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Y: You all... detention for all three! Unlimited detentionnnn! :anger: :anger:

~The next day, all three found themselves in the principal's office...~

Yuki: :uh..:

All three: :omg:

Yuki: :glower:

All three: :hide:

Yuki: How... did this happen?!?! :anger:

All three: We're sorry... :rain:

Yuki: Yuriko-sensei gave you unlimited detention... but all these damages to school property is too great for such a mere punishment! :glower:

All three thinking: "Mere" punishment?! Oh noooo :vortex: :rain:

Yuki: Yes, I should add more upon this punishment of yours... now what should it be... :ayashii: :leaf: :confu: :stars: I'VE GOT IT! IT'S PERFECT! :ohoho:

All three: Scary... :uh..:

Yuki: So as you know, a school festival to showcase us to potential incoming students will be held soon... and all that we're missing to show off our great school is a music act. :uh..: I've composed a couple of songs that i think has the potential to be very great, but the orchestra and band advisors tell me that the melody is too odd and that my lyrics sound too weird :cry: :blood: Not only that, but because of this... I just realized that we don't even have a choir! :spotlight: Or any club centered around singing... :rain:

H: Don't tell me... :white:

Yuki: Yes... at the school festival, I will have you three perform the songs that I wrote in front of the whole school! And their parents! And the board of administrators! And any potential future students! And their parents as well! :ohoho: :ohoho:

All three: :white: :omg:

Yuki: And I've heard you all sing before on different occasions, so don't tell me you guys can't sing :ohoho: I've heard an excited Ootaki-san sing when we scheduled the class field trip to SeaWorld :ayashii:

W: Ehhh?! :fwa: How embarrassing... :spotlight:

H and K: :ayashii:

Yuki: And I've heard Masai-san sleep-singing around school as well!

H: :white: Even more embarrassing... :desksweat:

W and K: :ayashii:

Yuki: And Kubota-san... I've heard her sing about sugary desserts with happiness whenever she manages to buy the ice cream that the school sells before anybody else buys it all :ohoho:

W and H: :ayashii:

K: Mine is the most embarrassing of them all... :rain:

Yuki: So it's settled! You three can use your detention time after school to practice hard for your performance... This will be fantastic; I've always wanted to compose... :plot: :ohoho: I'll have you three form a club with Yuriko-san as your advisor.... you should call it.... Kalafina Club!

~ImmortalBirdcage is hit for the really bad pun~

The newly christened Kalafina: If you say so... :uh..:

Yuki: Yes! Now, go get started! I want the performance to be perfect in time! :ohoho: But now I have to get started on all these applications for new clubs and performances for the festival... :cry: I should've done them instead of composing, but one cannot stop the creative process! :ohoho: Maybe I'll write my next song about the evils of paperwork... :ayashii:

Kalafina: ... :leaf:

And so, Kalafina came to be! Suddenly thrown together by fate and a gigantically random hellish spider, what will they do now that they have to practice in time for the fast-approaching school festival? Will they manage not to get distracted during their rehearsals? And can all three work together fabulously enough to make Yuki happy so that their detentions will be taken off their permanent record?

~To Be Continued...~
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.... what did I just read and why do I want to keep reading???

POST MORE!!!
It made me laugh. A lot
MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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sad update is sad. and not funny. every high school au must have its drama... and, well, it has to get worse before it gets better... don't look at it, it's too embarrassing :cry: i'm just making excuses :punched:

~Yet another high school afternoon in a certain, unused clubroom... The Kalafina girls, along with Yuriko, are seated at a long rectangular table. Each person is seated at their own side.~

Yuriko: H-hey! It's not unused; this is my study you know! :anger:

Wakana: But that brings up a point, Yuri-sensei... Besides homeroom, what do you actually teach?

Yuriko: :omgz:

Kalafina: :ayashii:

Yuriko: :...:

Kalafina: :gimmeh:

Yuriko: AHEM well anyways let's move on yes. Yuki wants me to be the adviser for you guys so she can make you sing her compositions, so today's a good day to start. We only have around a month before the school festival, so it'll be four weeks of hard, long practices. That means no slacking off, no getting distracted, no sneaking off, no breaks! :listen:

Kalafina: :blood:

Yuriko: Let's get started. :glasses: How much about singing and chorusing do you three actually know?

Wakana: My mom's a music teacher, so I already have some experience in this area. :ohoho: I've started since I was very young, so I have the basics down very well.

Hikaru: Really? I didn't know that...

Hikaru (thinking): so in reality, Ootaki-san isn't the airheaded, popular, cheerleader-type of girl? ... well she is, but she's much more than that. i'll have to revise my opinion of her :ayashii:

Wakana: :idol:

Hikaru: My own mother isn't particularly skilled in music, but she has signed me up for some piano and singing lessons. Those were a couple of years ago, so I might be rusty since cram school took up all my time. With a couple of practices, I'm confident I can catch up to a working level though. :glasses:

Keiko (thinking): i'm already outmatched by these girls... i don't have any experience whatsoever. i can't chorus or whatever that's called! i can't even sing scales. what can i say to them?! i can't get out of singing, and i can already see my reputation going down the drain... :vortex: this inner conflict of mine is too much! i've already let them down from the start.

Y, W, and H: Keiko?

Keiko: :vortex:

Y, W, and H: :leaf:

Keiko: :omgz: Yes! I - uh - I'm totally fine! With um singing. Yes. Don't worry, I'm... good to go. :sparkleguy:

Yuriko: If you say so... :confu: then with that said and done, let's start off with basic scales and warm-ups then. *passes around a score*

Kalafina: Oh, thank you... :bow:

~As the three glance over the score for a few minutes, Keiko's face gradually starts to deaden~

Yuriko: Okay, ready girls? :idol:

H and W: Yes, let's go! :idol:

Keiko: :omg:

Yuriko: Right, on three -- one, two --

Keiko: Wait! I... I can't do this! *slams her papers down on the table's surface, taking a deep breath to prepare herself for what she was about to say* This is... This is so lame! :voodoo: I can't -- I don't want to do this! My time could be better spent; I'd rather go do community service or something to pay off my debt to the school. Forget this -- I'm outta here. :glower:

~Keiko pushes off from the desk, knocking over her chair, and exits the study in a hurry, slamming the door behind her. The silence left behind was so strong, you could hear a pen drop.~

Yuriko: ... Well, that was rude. :uh..:

Wakana: She... said this was lame! How could she!? :orz: I thought that she was so cool and beautiful and nice, after all she did to help us, but saying something like that... So Kubota-chan was really that type of delinquent after all. *wipes at her eyes*

Hikaru: Is that really all there was to it? I have a feeling that something's probably happened to make her react like this. Usually when she gets irritated, I've never seen her take it out on people especially girls. :glasses:

Wakana: That's... that's true. You have a good point, Masai-chan. Maybe it was just me, but... did you see her face as she left? It seemed a bit angry, but mostly... panicked. And afraid? Yeah, I can't give up on her now, that wouldn't be fair to her.

Yuriko: Then don't give up on her. It'd be a good idea to see what's going on, right?

Hikaru: Right. I've already started investing time in this, so I might as well see it through. And... we probably shouldn't leave her alone if she's feeling as bad as you think she is, Ootaki-san.

Wakana: Yes... Let's go after her then! We should at least talk it over with her and see what she's actually thinking. Excuse us, Yuri-sensei! :bow:

~Wakana bolts out of the room, closely followed by Hikaru, leaving Yuriko in the clubroom.~

Yuriko: *stands up and moves to look out the window* Already she's got pretty caring friends... Ah, what it is to be young again. :TdT: Good luck, Masai-san, Ootaki-san. I'll leave it up to you two. :tea:

~Wakana and Hikaru run frantically through the school building, looking in all the classrooms. All of them are either empty, or full of other clubs -- without Keiko.~

Hikaru: W-w-wait a minute! Ootaki-san! :anger: Stop running, my sides hurt! :blood: Exercise... I can't do it :imdead:

Wakana: E-eh? Oh gosh, I'm really sorry Masai-chan! :omg: Why didn't you say anything earlier? We could've rested a bit if you wanted to!

Hikaru: I'm... I'm okay. :blood: Well, we really need to find Kubota-san as soon as possible, but I was thinking... aren't we going about this the wrong way? I don't think she'll be in the school building if she's so upset. I'd say we'd have a better chance of finding her at the tennis courts. :glasses:

Wakana: :white: OF COURSE! I didn't think of that, I was so wrapped up in running to get her... Masai-chan, you're so smart! :love:

Hikaru: W-well, I... *turns red* It's not a matter of being smart, I'm just thinking logically...

Wakana: Yeah, that too! Now let's go!

~Wakana pulls Hikaru's hand forward, and they both hurry off outside, heading towards the school's sports field on the campus. As they approach the tennis courts, whacking sounds and grunts of frustration fill the air.~

Keiko: ARGHHH! I can't do anything right. This really sucks... so this is what it feels like to let people down. I hate this. I hate this! HHHHARAAAGHHH! :anger: *whacks a tennis ball into the heights of oblivion* :stupidtable:

Wakana: Kubota-chan! Wait! Please don't do anything rash! :omg:

Keiko: Eh?! What - what are you girls doing here?! :white: Just leave me alone; I already said I'm not doing it :glower:

Hikaru: Kubota-san, we know that. But we'd like to hear your reason why.

Keiko: I said already that--

Hikaru: Not that; I don't believe you. (Keiko: :white: ) Kajiura-sensei said that you liked singing, so it can't be that you find this "lame". What's really going on?

Wakana: Kubota-chan, please, just talk to us! We're your friends, aren't we? :TdT: We've worked hard together, all of us, so we want to share your feelings as well. I promise that Masai-chan and I won't judge, okay? :plz:

Keiko: You girls... Why did you follow me? After I insulted singing, and was rude to you two... I'm not worth it. I'm below all of you. I'm just a petty yankee. :TdT:

Hikaru: Although it might be a little fast, so to speak, I agree with Ootaki-san. We're all friends now. We've bonded together in order to face a terrifying ordeal. :hide: And that means that we all care for each other. Please... tell us what's wrong? :plz:

Keiko: ... :blood: Okay. Okay, I'll spill. I said I was unworthy of you guys because it's true. I can't... I know absolutely nothing about singing, or music, or anything like that. The most experience I've ever had was singing in karaoke bars with Kaori and rest! I can't read notes, I don't know terms, I don't know anything! :TdT: I can't... I can't let you guys down. The project even though it was forced on us by Kaji-sensei seems fun and I do want to work together with you all but... I'll only end up dragging us down. There's no way I can get to your level in only four weeks. This was doomed from the start because of me. :cry: I... I'm sorry. I know you all thought that I was good at this kind of stuff because of what Kaji-sensei said, and I don't wanna let you girls down... But I did anyways. I feel horrible. *angrily brushes at her eyes*

Wakana: Kubota-chan... *begins to tear up as well* I didn't know... But I don't think the lesser of you for it! At least you told us this you know... You've should've done it from the start! But it's okay. I'm glad you confided in us. You're not horrible, Kubota-chan. :touched:

Hikaru: Yes... You told us in the end, and that's what counts. Even if you're lacking in technical skills... We know that you have raw talent. And I know that if you throw yourself into practice, you'll always succeed. I've seen you do it before on tests, and I know you can do it with singing. We'll all be here to support and help you anyway we can, Kubota-san. :hero:

Keiko: You girls... Thank you!! :touched: :touched: :TdT:

~Keiko rushes towards them and pulls them all into a giant bear hug, holding them closely. As she begins to cry out of relief, Hikaru and Wakana also put their arms around each other and hug back.~

Wakana: We'll pull through this together! :TdT: :hero: I've started to cry again, but that's okay! We're all friends here. :touched:

Keiko: *sniffles* Yeah, friends... Alright. I'll try my best not to let you guys down ever again. I won't let that happen. :glower: I'm ready to go! I'll give it 100%! What should we do first? *clenches fist and looks determined, the sunlight illuminating her body :hero:*

Hikaru: Such spirit... :omgz: :shy: Yes, I feel like jumping into practice as well, but... the sun is already setting. And I'm getting pretty sleepy :waa: School will be closed really soon. :desksweat: Where can we go to practice now?

Keiko: Oh no... I've kept you all out like this for so long, we've already wasted precious time! :vortex: I can't... I've let you guys down again :cry: :rain:

Yuriko: Oh, that's no problem here! I have a solution! :ohoho:

Kalafina: :white: Just when did you get here?!?! :blood:

Yuriko: I had to supervise you guys since I'm your advisor, so I just kinda... followed... and hid behind some bushes so I didn't interrupt anything. :plot: BUT ANYWAYS. Now that this has been resolved, we need to start working very hard. Getting Kubota-san acquainted with basics, training you all for harmonizing and chorusing... this will be a challenge indeed. :glasses: But while listening to you guys have a heart-to-heart, I've figured out the perfect way to gauge abilities and start, though!

Hikaru: Ehh? :confu: How so?

Yuriko: Karaoke!!!! :idol: :idol: :idol:

Kalafina: ...

Yuriko: :idol:

Kalafina: :uh..:

Yuriko: :idol: ...?

Kalafina: :leaf:

Yuriko: :plz:

Kalafina: :desksweat:

Yuriko: Okay hear me out first! It's a good idea, I swear. :glasses: Kubota-san's already familiar with karaoke and its system, and they have sound-proof rooms that are perfect for what we need! Not to mention they're still open after dark... Also, we have quick access to food and drinks and everything. It's not a studio, but it'll have to make do for now.

Hikaru: That's... actually not a bad idea. My mother should be okay with it since she's been wanting me to start singing again.

Wakana: Ooh, karaoke! I haven't gone in a while since I've had cheerleader practice after school and everything... This will actually be pretty fun -- I know a great place to go to! :love:

Keiko: Karaoke...? Well, I'm up for it, I guess. Like Masai--chan said, it's not a bad idea... I haven't gone in a long time as well. Ootaki-chan, same place as usual then?

Hikaru: Eeh, you guys have gone singing together? *starts feeling a bit left out :leaf: *

Wakana: Yep, Oda-chan likes to sing often, and Kubota-chan's always there with her :ohoho: :psst: We've run into each other multiple times, actually.

Keiko: I can't help it! :TdT: With the rest of the gang there, I had to come along too... and it was kinda fun actually, so... I... am really looking forward to this though. Spending time singing with you all. Let's go! *grabs Wakana and Hikaru's hands*

Yuriko: I see, I see! :ayashii: Well, we'll follow your suggestion Ootaki-san. Lead us on! :ohoho:

~All four gather their belongings and start leaving the courts, making their way off campus towards their goal -- a popular, trendy karaoke club. How exactly will their first practice go? Will they manage to get anything done on their first delayed practice? And will they really be able to shape up in time for the school festival? And why hasn't anybody started fixing the tennis courts; it's still completely destroyed.~

Yuriko: That, and nobody is holding my hand either... :leaf: :spotlight: Oh well... This... is the life of a chorus member. :TdT: :cry:
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//IB is punched into oblivion :punched: :imdead:
Hopefully, a lighter hearted post next!! :blood:
 
:ohoho: :ohoho: :ohoho:

This oughta be very interesting indeed :plot:

And poor Yuriko :cry: Well, I guess shell get a dose of her attention...eventually :plot:
 
i did make sketches to go with the fic, but i think they're too much... AND THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE KALAFINA AT ALL IMO OTL ALKFJSLKJADSLKADF

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i'm sorry :cry: :punched:
 
hehe
I think you've shown me the Keiko delinquent before but she wasn't a delinquent back then.

My favorite is Hikaru! She looked strict. :omg: But her hair is nice
 
:omg: Howcome I just read this?

BTW great job Immie. :goodjob:

So when is the next chapter? :XD:
 
That Keiko :TdT: :nosebleed:
Althou Ive seen all of the artworks before, I cant get enough of them! :TdT:

Were patiently waiting for the next one! :innocent:
 
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