Compilation of everything that happened to our dear hero in his journey. Funny how the story totally changed from the start 
(didnt put the onions bk there would be too many to load at same time)
(Just registered at CPM forum)
(found so many interesting things inside)
(finding all YK's songs to listen)
(falls in love with Kalafina and FJ)
(found out that FictionJunction live is nearby!)
(realizes that is short on money)
(ran out of sparkles)
(can't understand anything)
(still not understanding, but doesn't care anymore)
(dons a costume while continuing to not care about not understanding)
(Onion wore the costume to refill sparkle without letting anyone see it)
(after hiss sparkle refilled, now he's fired up to explore canta-per-me)
(for hours he reads the archives of all the blogs)
(now has enough money to see FictionJunction live!)
(doesn't understand how he got money from reading old CPM's threads)
(was smart and did data mining for Google and sold all the information)
(now begging Kugayama to show it how to plan a trip to Japan with the money and info it has)
(First, one has to get over stupid travel agents that advertise events on their web site and aren't able to help you get tickets to said events)
(to the point that one sometimes considers if it would be easier to just sneak in)
(that might not be a bad idea at all...)
(getting busted trying to sneak in)
(Approaches shifty middlemen for tickets)
(got the ticket but it was too expensive)
(returns to cpm after a looooong day)
(discovers the forum is down)
(have to content himself with playing videogames)
(after tiring himself of videogames, he decides to do as The Hikaru does)
(suddenly remembered that nicovideo is doing a live broadcast of Kalafina at 3am)
(DID NOT HEAR ABOUT THAT?)
(Found out that there was no such broadcast)
(before going back to bed, discovered new music)
(Listened to the music all night and forgot to sleep)
(Just hit me that exams are in 2 weeks)
(I will fail! I didn't study at all!!)
(studies very hard so he does not fail)
(even though he studied so hard, didn't understand very well and goes to the exams leaving it all in God's hands)
(right before the exams he raises his hands and prays "onegai kamisama!")
(walks into exam room after receiving Kami-sama's blessing)
(fails at almost all subjects)
(curse Kami-sama for not providing divine intervention to help you pass)
(God gets angry)
(is turned into a ghost until he earns kami-sama's forgiveness with 12 good deeds)
(decides to go out adventuring looking for 12 good deeds to accomplish)
(journeys through blistering cold and scorching heat to reach the mountain top)
(finds person lost on mountain top and leads person to safety. first good deed accomplished!)
(while walking down the mountain, sees Sir Galahad riding to the sky)
(realises he is a rival do-gooder who may steal all my good deeds and thus deny me my redemption)
(thinks up a plot to steal Sir Galahad's good deeds)
(Sir Galahad launched a surprise attack!)
(didn't have a chance)
(decides to use his charm to persuade a smexy female warrior passing by to help him fight Sir Galahad)
(The warrior fell for it but Sir Galahad beat the crap out of her)
(can now help the smexy female warrior who got the crap beat out of her as his second good deed)
(she then decides to join our hero on his journey of completing 12 good deeds)
(our her is happy that he is not alone anymore)
(gradually the female warrior falls for our hero)
(what makes our hero feel more confident!)
(Relaxing and thinking about what to do for the 3rd good deed)
(discovers robot that wants to have a soul, but does not know what a soul is)
(asks if the female warrior ever wanted a robot body)
(female warrior is horrified that her husbando would want to do take her soul and put it in a robot)
(the hero explains that he would take rly good care of her body)
(female warrior is about to try to find out if you can kill a ghost)
(the hero hides behind the robot)
(female warrior throws our hero into the robot)
(the hero soul fuses with robot and he completes the 2nd good task)
(female warrior reminds our hero this is his third good deed)
(The hero thinks the 3rd good deed should be to seperate his soul from the robot b/c his main body can't move without a soul)
(with robot body, hero and female warrior travel onward to a village that has trouble with falling rocks)
(the hero forget about the rocks and starts going after the village wenchs)
(female warrior is not pleased with pervy hero and is going to end up becoming a tsundere soon)
(Hero smells danger somehow and stops flirting)
(Enter the old perverted Scottish sage! He's been admiring the hero's *work* from afar!)
(female warrior sends Scottish sage flying with one megaton punch)
(That's OK though, because he enjoys the pain.)
(female warrior forces hero to go with her to find the source of falling rocks and stop them from falling)
(Perv sage sneaks after them, keeping his distance.)
(the 3 of them find out that the source of the falling rocks is a giant shaking bed on the top of the mountain)
(Perv sage is MOST interested in why exactly the bed is shaking in the first place)
(He finds out that the bed is shaking b/c a onion is tied onto the bed)
(The perv can't take much more of this excitement)
(female warrior tells sage to put giant onion to sleep)
(From his oversized man-purse, sage perv produces a handkerchief and a half empty bottle of chloroform.)
(our hero and the female warrior are both appalled!)
(the sage gives them to our hero to him put the giant onion to sleep and stop the falling rocks)
(our hero wonders if his body is really worth getting back)
(the female warrior definitely think it is)
(our hero uses the sage's items on the giant onion)
(The sage's items have opposite effect and the giant onion gets stronger and free himself from the bed)
(Sage perv gets naked.)
(the hero and the female warrior are horrified)
(the giant onion gets too scared bk of the sage and runs away)
What other crazy adventures the future holds for our hero?
(didnt put the onions bk there would be too many to load at same time)
(Just registered at CPM forum)
(found so many interesting things inside)
(finding all YK's songs to listen)
(falls in love with Kalafina and FJ)
(found out that FictionJunction live is nearby!)
(realizes that is short on money)
(ran out of sparkles)
(can't understand anything)
(still not understanding, but doesn't care anymore)
(dons a costume while continuing to not care about not understanding)
(Onion wore the costume to refill sparkle without letting anyone see it)
(after hiss sparkle refilled, now he's fired up to explore canta-per-me)
(for hours he reads the archives of all the blogs)
(now has enough money to see FictionJunction live!)
(doesn't understand how he got money from reading old CPM's threads)
(was smart and did data mining for Google and sold all the information)
(now begging Kugayama to show it how to plan a trip to Japan with the money and info it has)
(First, one has to get over stupid travel agents that advertise events on their web site and aren't able to help you get tickets to said events)
(to the point that one sometimes considers if it would be easier to just sneak in)
(that might not be a bad idea at all...)
(getting busted trying to sneak in)
(Approaches shifty middlemen for tickets)
(got the ticket but it was too expensive)
(returns to cpm after a looooong day)
(discovers the forum is down)
(have to content himself with playing videogames)
(after tiring himself of videogames, he decides to do as The Hikaru does)
(suddenly remembered that nicovideo is doing a live broadcast of Kalafina at 3am)
(DID NOT HEAR ABOUT THAT?)
(Found out that there was no such broadcast)
(before going back to bed, discovered new music)
(Listened to the music all night and forgot to sleep)
(Just hit me that exams are in 2 weeks)
(I will fail! I didn't study at all!!)
(studies very hard so he does not fail)
(even though he studied so hard, didn't understand very well and goes to the exams leaving it all in God's hands)
(right before the exams he raises his hands and prays "onegai kamisama!")
(walks into exam room after receiving Kami-sama's blessing)
(fails at almost all subjects)
(curse Kami-sama for not providing divine intervention to help you pass)
(God gets angry)
(is turned into a ghost until he earns kami-sama's forgiveness with 12 good deeds)
(decides to go out adventuring looking for 12 good deeds to accomplish)
(journeys through blistering cold and scorching heat to reach the mountain top)
(finds person lost on mountain top and leads person to safety. first good deed accomplished!)
(while walking down the mountain, sees Sir Galahad riding to the sky)
(realises he is a rival do-gooder who may steal all my good deeds and thus deny me my redemption)
(thinks up a plot to steal Sir Galahad's good deeds)
(Sir Galahad launched a surprise attack!)
(didn't have a chance)
(decides to use his charm to persuade a smexy female warrior passing by to help him fight Sir Galahad)
(The warrior fell for it but Sir Galahad beat the crap out of her)
(can now help the smexy female warrior who got the crap beat out of her as his second good deed)
(she then decides to join our hero on his journey of completing 12 good deeds)
(our her is happy that he is not alone anymore)
(gradually the female warrior falls for our hero)
(what makes our hero feel more confident!)
(Relaxing and thinking about what to do for the 3rd good deed)
(discovers robot that wants to have a soul, but does not know what a soul is)
(asks if the female warrior ever wanted a robot body)
(female warrior is horrified that her husbando would want to do take her soul and put it in a robot)
(the hero explains that he would take rly good care of her body)
(female warrior is about to try to find out if you can kill a ghost)
(the hero hides behind the robot)
(female warrior throws our hero into the robot)
(the hero soul fuses with robot and he completes the 2nd good task)
(female warrior reminds our hero this is his third good deed)
(The hero thinks the 3rd good deed should be to seperate his soul from the robot b/c his main body can't move without a soul)
(with robot body, hero and female warrior travel onward to a village that has trouble with falling rocks)
(the hero forget about the rocks and starts going after the village wenchs)
(female warrior is not pleased with pervy hero and is going to end up becoming a tsundere soon)
(Hero smells danger somehow and stops flirting)
(Enter the old perverted Scottish sage! He's been admiring the hero's *work* from afar!)
(female warrior sends Scottish sage flying with one megaton punch)
(That's OK though, because he enjoys the pain.)
(female warrior forces hero to go with her to find the source of falling rocks and stop them from falling)
(Perv sage sneaks after them, keeping his distance.)
(the 3 of them find out that the source of the falling rocks is a giant shaking bed on the top of the mountain)
(Perv sage is MOST interested in why exactly the bed is shaking in the first place)
(He finds out that the bed is shaking b/c a onion is tied onto the bed)
(The perv can't take much more of this excitement)
(female warrior tells sage to put giant onion to sleep)
(From his oversized man-purse, sage perv produces a handkerchief and a half empty bottle of chloroform.)
(our hero and the female warrior are both appalled!)
(the sage gives them to our hero to him put the giant onion to sleep and stop the falling rocks)
(our hero wonders if his body is really worth getting back)
(the female warrior definitely think it is)
(our hero uses the sage's items on the giant onion)
(The sage's items have opposite effect and the giant onion gets stronger and free himself from the bed)
(Sage perv gets naked.)
(the hero and the female warrior are horrified)
(the giant onion gets too scared bk of the sage and runs away)
What other crazy adventures the future holds for our hero?
