george1234
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If Yuki Kajiura was the Final Boss of a japanese RPG videogame what would be her weapon??
More importantly what would be her statistics, moves, special abilities, summons and other bonuses and items? And how you would beat her?
PP (popularity points) - instead of HP (Health points) - : 999999999999999
TP (talent points) - instead of MP (Magic points): Unlimited
Attack : 10000 (the number is a bit small because she doesnt promoting herself enough)
Defence: 1000000000000
MOVES: 1) FJ Trio (YUUKA , WAKANA, KAORI): they pop up and start singing with their perfect voices while Yuki plays keyboard
2) Kalafina: The 5 of them pop up and start singing their most aggressive song (in my opinion Kimi ga Hikari ni Kaete Iku -or Yuku-), they alternant singing decreases the opponent's PP alot
3) Instrumental music assault: Susumu Nishikawa, Hitoshi Konnno (i am sure that this is with 2 n not 3 but I just copy it from Yuki's site),
and Jerry O'Sullivan, along with the drummer guy, come from a door at the top of the battlefield and start playing their awesome instruments together with Kajiura playing piano in the melodies of her music.
COMBINATIONS: 1) circus album: Yuuka sings all her circus songs with her unique way.
2) Destination album (that sends you directly to the Game Over screen (beg god, to tell her not to use it)
SUMMONS: 1) Emily Bindiger + Curtis: The two Emilies come and assist Yuki in her fight against you
2) Deb Lyons + Margaret Dorn: The rest of the english speaking vocalists come and sing together the goddly and super aggressive Fatal Fight and godsibb (not nesassarily correct information)
3) Victor Entertainment: A damage per time attack. Victor Entertainment staff with Yuki's producer leading them, start and throw on you a mass of CDs and albums containing Yuki's music
SPECIAL ABILITIES: 1) Dream Port consert: Trasfers you to Dream Port, where Yuki has area bonus and all the upper people are present
2) CPM: Yuki puts a link of the Canta Per Me fansite homepage to her blog so its members heal her PPs by spreading the word about her music
As you can see its very difficult to beat her (almost impossible)
Your stuff would be:
PP (popularity points) - instead of HP (Health points) - : 9999999999
TP (talent points) - instead of MP (Magic points): 100000
Attack : 1000000
Defence: 10000000
MOVES: 1) Freaky Jazz music assualt: Saxophonists and other jazz musicians pop up and start playing the worst jazz music in the world
2) Greek POP songs attack: Famous greek pop singers like Kokkinou, Ruvas, Vishi, and Vandi pop up and start to sing the worst songs they have produced so far. They take Yuki's ears and a theominia brings up in the battlefield.
COMBINATIONS: You have no combinations :(
SUMMONS: 1) Answerman: Answerman from animenetworks, comes and using a woofer, runs across the battlefield saying that Yuki's music sucks and that its repeatted. It makes more damage if you have been transfered to Dream Port as answerman makes the audience so angry that they throw eggs on her,and insult on her so she loses PPs
2) Yoko Kannon, Fukasawa Hideyuki, Yasunori Mitsuda: Those 3 come in the battlefield along with their fans and start playing with their orchestras in order to surpass Yuki's
3) Kerahna's Mistake: Kerahna pops up, by mistake, dressed in a magical girl uniform and unties a papyrous that has the info about FJ UKATSU.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: 1) Yuki's groom: You show a handsome guy to Yuki (I dont know her tastes :wink: ), Yuki falls in love with him, marries him and forgets everything about composing for 10 years
2) Kerahna's dreams: Somehow Yuki learns about the dreams that kerahna had about her and either laughs so much that she stop after 20 minutes, either gets so angry and flies to Canada holding a knife to kill Kerahna (Kerahna, start writing your Will), but the last moment (before attacking her) she realises that she had gone outrageous, smiles, throws the knife in the rabbish bin after smashing it to pieces and embraces Kerahna.
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This game would be too difficult , as you can see, and Yuki gets beatten only after 200 years and several patches for decreasing Yuki's power from the Development Company.
Note: There is NO OFFENSE to the people methioned. I just made this text to have fun.
Hope you like it :D
More importantly what would be her statistics, moves, special abilities, summons and other bonuses and items? And how you would beat her?
PP (popularity points) - instead of HP (Health points) - : 999999999999999
TP (talent points) - instead of MP (Magic points): Unlimited
Attack : 10000 (the number is a bit small because she doesnt promoting herself enough)
Defence: 1000000000000
MOVES: 1) FJ Trio (YUUKA , WAKANA, KAORI): they pop up and start singing with their perfect voices while Yuki plays keyboard
2) Kalafina: The 5 of them pop up and start singing their most aggressive song (in my opinion Kimi ga Hikari ni Kaete Iku -or Yuku-), they alternant singing decreases the opponent's PP alot
3) Instrumental music assault: Susumu Nishikawa, Hitoshi Konnno (i am sure that this is with 2 n not 3 but I just copy it from Yuki's site),
and Jerry O'Sullivan, along with the drummer guy, come from a door at the top of the battlefield and start playing their awesome instruments together with Kajiura playing piano in the melodies of her music.
COMBINATIONS: 1) circus album: Yuuka sings all her circus songs with her unique way.
2) Destination album (that sends you directly to the Game Over screen (beg god, to tell her not to use it)
SUMMONS: 1) Emily Bindiger + Curtis: The two Emilies come and assist Yuki in her fight against you
2) Deb Lyons + Margaret Dorn: The rest of the english speaking vocalists come and sing together the goddly and super aggressive Fatal Fight and godsibb (not nesassarily correct information)
3) Victor Entertainment: A damage per time attack. Victor Entertainment staff with Yuki's producer leading them, start and throw on you a mass of CDs and albums containing Yuki's music
SPECIAL ABILITIES: 1) Dream Port consert: Trasfers you to Dream Port, where Yuki has area bonus and all the upper people are present
2) CPM: Yuki puts a link of the Canta Per Me fansite homepage to her blog so its members heal her PPs by spreading the word about her music
As you can see its very difficult to beat her (almost impossible)
Your stuff would be:
PP (popularity points) - instead of HP (Health points) - : 9999999999
TP (talent points) - instead of MP (Magic points): 100000
Attack : 1000000
Defence: 10000000
MOVES: 1) Freaky Jazz music assualt: Saxophonists and other jazz musicians pop up and start playing the worst jazz music in the world
2) Greek POP songs attack: Famous greek pop singers like Kokkinou, Ruvas, Vishi, and Vandi pop up and start to sing the worst songs they have produced so far. They take Yuki's ears and a theominia brings up in the battlefield.
COMBINATIONS: You have no combinations :(
SUMMONS: 1) Answerman: Answerman from animenetworks, comes and using a woofer, runs across the battlefield saying that Yuki's music sucks and that its repeatted. It makes more damage if you have been transfered to Dream Port as answerman makes the audience so angry that they throw eggs on her,and insult on her so she loses PPs
2) Yoko Kannon, Fukasawa Hideyuki, Yasunori Mitsuda: Those 3 come in the battlefield along with their fans and start playing with their orchestras in order to surpass Yuki's
3) Kerahna's Mistake: Kerahna pops up, by mistake, dressed in a magical girl uniform and unties a papyrous that has the info about FJ UKATSU.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: 1) Yuki's groom: You show a handsome guy to Yuki (I dont know her tastes :wink: ), Yuki falls in love with him, marries him and forgets everything about composing for 10 years
2) Kerahna's dreams: Somehow Yuki learns about the dreams that kerahna had about her and either laughs so much that she stop after 20 minutes, either gets so angry and flies to Canada holding a knife to kill Kerahna (Kerahna, start writing your Will), but the last moment (before attacking her) she realises that she had gone outrageous, smiles, throws the knife in the rabbish bin after smashing it to pieces and embraces Kerahna.
___________
This game would be too difficult , as you can see, and Yuki gets beatten only after 200 years and several patches for decreasing Yuki's power from the Development Company.
Note: There is NO OFFENSE to the people methioned. I just made this text to have fun.
Hope you like it :D